Pretty (gay) songs to play in front of chicks.

CFH Eternal · Post by **CFH Eternal** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:24 pm

Even though most people don't know him, playing some Terry Reid from Seed of Memory gets girls either really tear eyed or panty moistened

-Dimebag- · Post by **-Dimebag-** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:32 pm

I cant believe noone said Stairway to heaven yet

And shes buying a stairway ... to heaven..... and then your dick is sucked

Tweel · Post by **Tweel** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:40 pm

PABassPlayer wrote:or try Mentors "My Erections Over" or "On the Rag"

indeed rape rock gets all the chicks

Lord of This World · Post by **Lord of This World** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:48 pm

trendkiller wrote: when they boyfrind

ebonics

Lord of This World · Post by **Lord of This World** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:52 pm

drummer goat has the worst name on the PBB

drummer_goat · Post by **drummer_goat** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:21 am

Lord of This World wrote:drummer goat has the worst name on the PBB

yet another achievment. There are people who would kill to be me!!

Revolver · Post by **Revolver** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:35 am

summers_eve · Post by **summers_eve** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:13 pm

PflÃ¶yd wrote:Like it takes oh-so-much skill to play rock drums.

BassPhemy · Post by **BassPhemy** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:50 pm

Classical Gas, motherfucker.

BassPhemy · Post by **BassPhemy** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:52 pm

And as far as drummers getting chicks...uh...no. A guy can play a sensual and caressing song on a guitar, but nobody can play anything on the drums that sounds like anything more than dropping a Television down a staircase.

And drummers smell.

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:10 pm

Ugly bass players and Stinky Drummers, it's a fact of life.
http://www.uglybassplayer.com/store/pro ... ucts_id/30

summers_eve · Post by **summers_eve** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:13 pm

BassPhemy wrote:And as far as drummers getting chicks...uh...no. A guy can play a sensual and caressing song on a guitar, but nobody can play anything on the drums that sounds like anything more than dropping a Television down a staircase.

And drummers smell.

Now, why make a broad generalization like that????

trendkiller · Post by **trendkiller** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:43 pm

bust out some old skool thin lizzy

croninburg · Post by **croninburg** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:52 pm

Grab the wah wah pedal and play some porn funk

trendkiller · Post by **trendkiller** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:35 pm

smash your guitar over their heads then rape them

Aeon · Post by **Aeon** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:48 pm

summers_eve wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:And as far as drummers getting chicks...uh...no. A guy can play a sensual and caressing song on a guitar, but nobody can play anything on the drums that sounds like anything more than dropping a Television down a staircase.

And drummers smell.
Now, why make a broad generalization like that????

Because it's true, you dumb mother fucker.

Firestorm · Post by **Firestorm** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:01 pm

trendkiller wrote:smash your guitar over their heads then rape them

Wrona · Post by **Wrona** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:14 am

skid row- i remember you

drummer_goat · Post by **drummer_goat** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:51 am

BassPhemy wrote:And as far as drummers getting chicks...uh...no. A guy can play a sensual and caressing song on a guitar, but nobody can play anything on the drums that sounds like anything more than dropping a Television down a staircase.

And drummers smell.

Has anyone ever told you your a dumb bitch?

Maybe you should listen to some "real" music. Try Led Zeppelin for starters. I think theirs some of Bonzos outakes on the internet. If you tell me that sounds like "DRopn Telvison dwn stawcaze" then you are a stupid bitch(or have downsyndrom)! Also Buddy Richs drum solos are great. But if you insist on playing only whats caressing you dumb bitch you should play a saxophone or better yet a skin flute.

Lets see... judging by your name you play the bass. What can possibly sound worse than that, exept maybe a schoolgirl learning the violin. If you talk shit about drummers sounding like "DRopn Telvison dwn stawcaze" I'm guessing you've never played with one. As a bassist the drummer is who you "play off of", if you get my drift. So I would conclude that you play bass like shit and can't play in time and don't know what to do when the drummer hits the bass drum.

As for the rest of you... indeed I am impressed with my achievement, causing message board groupies to have a panic attack when confronted with a true statment.
CHICKS DIG DRUMMERS MORE THAN GUITARISTS!

P.S if you've been smell'n drummers after their done playing, you are most likely queer(sense most of you are male and the same goes for drummers), and have a strange fetish.

(By the way I'm still drunk so I don't know if this does'nt makes any sense, I won't remember what I'm trying to say when I wake up)

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:36 am

drummer_goat wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:And as far as drummers getting chicks...uh...no. A guy can play a sensual and caressing song on a guitar, but nobody can play anything on the drums that sounds like anything more than dropping a Television down a staircase.

And drummers smell.
Has anyone ever told you your a dumb bitch?

Maybe you should listen to some "real" music. Try Led Zeppelin for starters. I think theirs some of Bonzos outakes on the internet. If you tell me that sounds like "DRopn Telvison dwn stawcaze" then you are a stupid bitch(or have downsyndrom)! Also Buddy Richs drum solos are great. But if you insist on playing only whats caressing you dumb bitch you should play a saxophone or better yet a skin flute.

Lets see... judging by your name you play the bass. What can possibly sound worse than that, exept maybe a schoolgirl learning the violin. If you talk shit about drummers sounding like "DRopn Telvison dwn stawcaze" I'm guessing you've never played with one. As a bassist the drummer is who you "play off of", if you get my drift. So I would conclude that you play bass like shit and can't play in time and don't know what to do when the drummer hits the bass drum.

As for the rest of you... indeed I am impressed with my achievement, causing message board groupies to have a panic attack when confronted with a true statment.
CHICKS DIG DRUMMERS MORE THAN GUITARISTS!

P.S if you've been smell'n drummers after their done playing, you are most likely queer(sense most of you are male and the same goes for drummers), and have a strange fetish.

(By the way I'm still drunk so I don't know if this does'nt makes any sense, I won't remember what I'm trying to say when I wake up)

Excuse me, I don't want to sound rude or anything, but.....
Would you please shut the fuck up. Hey thanks for your time.

drummer_goat · Post by **drummer_goat** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:59 am

PABassPlayer wrote:
Excuse me, I don't want to sound rude or anything, but.....
Would you please shut the fuck up. Hey thanks for your time.

YOU SOUND LIKE A WOMEN!

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:05 am

drummer_goat wrote:
PABassPlayer wrote:
Excuse me, I don't want to sound rude or anything, but.....
Would you please shut the fuck up. Hey thanks for your time.
YOU SOUND LIKE A WOMEN!

And you sound like an asshole!

drummer_goat · Post by **drummer_goat** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:12 am

PABassPlayer wrote:
drummer_goat wrote: YOU SOUND LIKE A WOMEN!
And you sound like an asshole!

Cheers, especially when I'm drunk

Cheyenne fucking Buffet · Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:50 pm

drummer_goat wrote:P.S if you've been smell'n drummers after their done playing, you are most likely queer(sense most of you are male and the same goes for drummers), and have a strange fetish.

Sexual Thunder · Post by **Sexual Thunder** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:25 pm

Metallash wrote:bassists get all the girls. they love the low-end.

I sec0nd this statement (h0wever, it's cancelled 0ut since I can't quite get the 0 t0 w0rk)