Pretty (gay) songs to play in front of chicks.

Muffin · Post by **Muffin** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:48 pm

Lately I have been put into situations where I have to play songs for the weaker sex. I get a few "ooh's" and "ahh's" when playing some technical grindcore and Death metal stuff, but it only hold their attention for a few seconds. But when I slap on a little delay and play the outro to Floods, the room reeks of soiled panties. I need more tunes like this to play. Any suggestions?

Gnarkiller · Post by **Gnarkiller** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:50 pm

Just keep playing grind deth rock. Thats gay enough as it is.

Muffin · Post by **Muffin** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:56 pm

Gnarkiller wrote:Just keep playing grind deth rock. Thats gay enough as it is.

owned.

dead forever · Post by **dead forever** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:46 pm

the intro to cemetery gates works pretty well for that, try the little spanish guitar part from Trust too... otherwise just play any minor stuff and pretend your crying.

CFH Eternal · Post by **CFH Eternal** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:20 pm

Alot of the chicks I know around that like metal prefer the As I lay Crying/Trivium type stuff instead of Mercyful Fate/Kreator type metal I like to play. Yet I can get college chicks to drop their panties if I play more classic/stoner rock (Ex. Free, Zeppelin, Nebula, Oragne Goblin). So basically emotion takes toll over technicality for girls like some people basically put it above.

The Fear · Post by **The Fear** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:12 pm

Just play Cemetery Gates.

drummer_goat · Post by **drummer_goat** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:09 pm

Muffin wrote:Lately I have been put into situations where I have to play songs for the weaker sex. I get a few "ooh's" and "ahh's" when playing some technical grindcore and Death metal stuff, but it only hold their attention for a few seconds. But when I slap on a little delay and play the outro to Floods, the room reeks of soiled panties. I need more tunes like this to play. Any suggestions?

If you want to keep any gurls atttention you have better switch to drumset!

otherwise your gunna have to deal with their short attention spans. drummers get all!

sorry to have to be the one to break it to you

trendkiller · Post by **trendkiller** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:36 pm

play something like chop suey,, its a girl friendly riff and hads the word suicide in it so all the girls with think your deep as fuck and want to blow you before you end it all and then cry and get attention when they boyfrind killed himself

Muffin · Post by **Muffin** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:11 am

drummer_goat wrote:
Muffin wrote:Lately I have been put into situations where I have to play songs for the weaker sex. I get a few "ooh's" and "ahh's" when playing some technical grindcore and Death metal stuff, but it only hold their attention for a few seconds. But when I slap on a little delay and play the outro to Floods, the room reeks of soiled panties. I need more tunes like this to play. Any suggestions?
If you want to keep any gurls atttention you have better switch to drumset! otherwise your gunna have to deal with their short attention spans. drummers get all!

sorry to have to be the one to break it to you

I wonder where the "stupid drummer" stereotype comes from.

Oh, and trendkiller, I want pretty, not stupid. Plus, I aint singin', so the lyrics don't matter.

Pfl?yd · Post by **Pfl?yd** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:33 am

drummer_goat wrote:
Muffin wrote:Lately I have been put into situations where I have to play songs for the weaker sex. I get a few "ooh's" and "ahh's" when playing some technical grindcore and Death metal stuff, but it only hold their attention for a few seconds. But when I slap on a little delay and play the outro to Floods, the room reeks of soiled panties. I need more tunes like this to play. Any suggestions?
If you want to keep any gurls atttention you have better switch to drumset! otherwise your gunna have to deal with their short attention spans. drummers get all!

sorry to have to be the one to break it to you

I have yet to meet a girl that does anything but cringe when some dude gets behind a drumkit. Your statement is false.

Dimejandro · Post by **Dimejandro** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:32 am

grab an acoustic, play some floyd- wish you were here. Alot of Incubus songs seem to work too.

drummer_goat · Post by **drummer_goat** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:27 am

drummer_goat wrote:If you want to keep any gurls atttention you have better switch to drumset! otherwise your gunna have to deal with their short attention spans. drummers get all!

sorry to have to be the one to break it to you

From all those responses...LOOKS LIKE I HIT A OPEN WOUND

drummer_goat · Post by **drummer_goat** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:29 am

Muffin wrote:I wonder where the "stupid drummer" stereotype comes from.

Guitarists that can't get any

Revolver · Post by **Revolver** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:14 am

drummer_goat wrote:
Muffin wrote:I wonder where the "stupid drummer" stereotype comes from.
Guitarists that can't get any

Shut up.

dead forever · Post by **dead forever** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:05 am

Revolver wrote:
drummer_goat wrote:
Muffin wrote:I wonder where the "stupid drummer" stereotype comes from.
Guitarists that can't get any
Shut up.

croninburg · Post by **croninburg** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:20 am

dead forever wrote:
Revolver wrote:
drummer_goat wrote:
Muffin wrote:I wonder where the "stupid drummer" stereotype comes from.
Guitarists that can't get any
Shut up.

Isn't drummer goat the guy with the jungle of metronomes?

dzordz · Post by **dzordz** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:41 am

You'd better play Avoid The Light

dead forever · Post by **dead forever** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:25 am

Probably a good idea

Revolver · Post by **Revolver** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:01 am

croninburg wrote:Isn't drummer goat the guy with the jungle of metronomes?

I don't know but I just died reading that

Tweel · Post by **Tweel** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:40 am

girls like jack johnson, dave matthews, maroon 5, all that crap.

Pfl?yd · Post by **Pfl?yd** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:43 am

Really, just slap together some chords and call it good. For some extra moisture, take the same chords and arpeggiate them in the center.

Revolver · Post by **Revolver** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:53 am

Muffin wrote:Lately I have been put into situations where I have to play songs for the weaker sex. I get a few "ooh's" and "ahh's" when playing some technical grindcore and Death metal stuff, but it only hold their attention for a few seconds. But when I slap on a little delay and play the outro to Floods, the room reeks of soiled panties. I need more tunes like this to play. Any suggestions?

Guitar + neck = turn her into a rape piÃ±ata

You don't even have to pluck a string.

drummer_goat · Post by **drummer_goat** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:38 pm

croninburg wrote:
Isn't drummer goat the guy with the jungle of metronomes?

I think that was Gnarkill or whoevers idea,instead of playing w/ a drummer(don't know if I got it right sounded kinda stupid to me). Sorry I don't really spend much time hear. Unlike some of the cats I actullay play my instrument instead of telling people I'm in 10 bands and have the biggest cock, or whatever some of these insecure roosters say here.

But its still nice to know someone remembers me I guess, I really don't care. Anyway, its kinda like the looser who started this thread, no one who actcually plays would start a bonehead thread like this, because any cat who can carry an acoustic around and make shit sound good is not gunna say sumthing stupid like that.

Anyways was just saw this the other day and could not resist being a smartass. Oh yeah and any mother fucker that has to get others opinions on what songs to play should fuck of and die, their full of shit.

...Still DRUMMERS>Singers>everyone else>guitarists=0...This thread proves that saying that guitarists are a dime a dozen.

dead forever · Post by **dead forever** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:57 pm

Man did you break your metronome or something?

croninburg · Post by **croninburg** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:07 pm

Guitarists get more pussy, therefore more guitarists have little guitar playing babies, which is why guitarists outnumber drummers

Metallash · Post by **Metallash** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:19 pm

bassists get all the girls.

they love the low-end.

Dominant Gene · Post by **Dominant Gene** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:13 pm

uh...it depends on the chick. Nine times out of ten, and dead I'm serious about this, its best to play some shit like lil' jon and the east side boys. No matter what, you'll know her musical preferences right off the bat.

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:44 pm

Randy Rhodes "Dee" is a real panty moistener.

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:45 pm

or try Mentors "My Erections Over" or "On the Rag"

Pfl?yd · Post by **Pfl?yd** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:38 pm

The only time I've ever seen drummers get chicks is when they bum a chew off of them.

BassPhemy · Post by **BassPhemy** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:58 pm

The drummer in my band gets all the chicks. He can't really brag, though. We're talking about the same guy that drank his own urine for a few dollars.

Quality over quantity.

drummer_goat · Post by **drummer_goat** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:26 am

PflÃ¶yd wrote:The only time I've ever seen drummers get chicks is when they bum a chew off of them.

You must know a strange breed of chicks, if they chew

croninburg wrote:Guitarists get more pussy, therefore more guitarists have little guitar playing babies, which is why guitarists outnumber drummers

oRLY?
R you sure that its not because guitarists come from mormon familys(or any other religion), who don't know about birth control...

...Or maybe its because you can pick up a guitar for the first time look up tabs and in no time you can play a choppy melody. In other words for the stupid people(like you)their is more instant gratification(kinda like why you smoke crack). Some people can't work on anything if they don't see the rewards immediatly. In drums the only thing for sure when you start is frustration.

Back on topic though Drummer get more gurls :(period):

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:52 am

drummer_goat wrote:
PflÃ¶yd wrote:The only time I've ever seen drummers get chicks is when they bum a chew off of them.

You must know a strange breed of chicks, if they chew

croninburg wrote:Guitarists get more pussy, therefore more guitarists have little guitar playing babies, which is why guitarists outnumber drummers
oRLY?
R you sure that its not because guitarists come from mormon familys(or any other religion), who don't know about birth control...

...Or maybe its because you can pick up a guitar for the first time look up tabs and in no time you can play a choppy melody. In other words for the stupid people(like you)their is more instant gratification(kinda like why you smoke crack). Some people can't work on anything if they don't see the rewards immediatly. In drums the only thing for sure when you start is frustration.

Back on topic though Drummer get more gurls :(period):

Did you even make it out of high school?

dead forever · Post by **dead forever** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:20 pm

He took a crash course in Metronome building instead.

Pfl?yd · Post by **Pfl?yd** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:42 pm

Like it takes oh-so-much skill to play rock drums.

PRJECEDNIK · Post by **PRJECEDNIK** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:07 pm

jimi hendrix always works...

little wing, red house, hear my train comin, oh and gypsy eyes definetly, chicks love that song!

Jericho · Post by **Jericho** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:48 pm

Disposeable Heros
Cemetary Gates
Hangar 18

PRJECEDNIK · Post by **PRJECEDNIK** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:54 pm

Jericho wrote:Disposeable Heros

are you a faggot?

FatRufusFucksYou · Post by **FatRufusFucksYou** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:07 pm

It's easy to get laid. Them giving you thousands of dollars from daddy's bank account is the better challenge.

dead forever · Post by **dead forever** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:18 pm

Actually the intro chord progression to hangar 18 plus some of the leads slowed down and picked individually sound pretty damm good on acoustic.

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