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 Post subject: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:45 am 
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He would have been called Dimebug Darrell.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:51 am 
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Had he been Jewish, he would have been called Dimeberg Darrell.

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Had he lived near the swamp, he would have been called Dimebog Darrell.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:53 am 
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Had he been a baker, he would have been called Dimebaguette Darrell.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:25 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:21 am 
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Had Dime released his own line of weight gain powder for bodybuilders, it would have been called Dimebulk.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:43 pm 
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Had he been the guitarist in an 80s metal band, he'd have been called Diamond Darrel.

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Had he been a cylindrical wooden container with slightly bulging sides made of staves hooped together, and with flat, parallel ends, he'd have been called Dimebag Barrel.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:00 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:17 am 
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This thread is absolutely ridiculous.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:18 am 
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if he came back as a zombie, he'd be Deadbag Darrell

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:41 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:53 pm 
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If Dime was a homosexual, he'd be Dimefag Darrell.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:28 pm 
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If he was used to clean tables at restaurants he'd be Dimerag Darrel

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:14 pm 
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If he had a bad internet connection he'd be Dimelag "aol" Darrel

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:08 pm 
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If you could put groceries in him he'd be Dimebag Darrel

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:23 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:00 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:22 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:58 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:52 am 
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if he was a gangsta rapper, he'd be known as Doorag Darrell.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 1:39 pm 
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had he been the doctors weapon of choice he'd have been Dimemag (light) Darrell

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 2:05 pm 
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had he been a garbageman, he'd be called Trashbag Darrell

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:27 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:56 pm 
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had he been an extrs in an austin powers film he'd be dimeshag darrell

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 5:10 pm 
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If he was Rita, he would be dimeslag darrel

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:19 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:59 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:32 pm 
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Oh shit. :lol:

Didn't he start out playing drums? Or was it that Vinnie started out on guitar? I seem to recall reading something like that a while ago.

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:06 pm 
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And that would be a bad thing ? :?

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:57 pm 
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The other thread sucks, I'm moving these here.

Had he joined the dark side he'd be Darthbag Darrell.

Had he been black he'd be Dimebag Terrell.

Had he been bald he'd be Domebag Darrell.

Had he been a woman he'd be Dimebag Carol.

Had he been a failed eastcoast rapper among the other 22 million New Yorker filth with his own record label he'd be Rhymebag Darrell.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:26 pm 
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Oh shit. :lol:

Didn't he start out playing drums? Or was it that Vinnie started out on guitar? I seem to recall reading something like that a while ago.


That rings a bell. I think it's from some interview, Vinnie couldn't play the guitar with his fat fingers so he made him swap or something?

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:36 pm 
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Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
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Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.

:lol:

Nah.but more seriously speaking, Dime wanted to play Drums but he wasn't getting nowhere with it..Vinnie on the other hand was progressing a lot faster so dime asked Jerry for a guitar.

Vinnie played tuba before the drums.

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
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You do know about Vinnies current sponsorship with Arby's I assume Mr. Crowley?

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