If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

TerryToughCunt · Post by **TerryToughCunt** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:45 am

He would have been called Dimebug Darrell.

TerryToughCunt · Post by **TerryToughCunt** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:51 am

Had he been Jewish, he would have been called Dimeberg Darrell.

TerryToughCunt · Post by **TerryToughCunt** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:51 am

Had he lived near the swamp, he would have been called Dimebog Darrell.

TerryToughCunt · Post by **TerryToughCunt** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:53 am

Had he been a baker, he would have been called Dimebaguette Darrell.

Jebodiah · Post by **Jebodiah** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:22 am

rolling on floor laughing.

ihsahn_disciple10 · Post by **ihsahn_disciple10** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:25 am

If he was in Revenge of The Nerds, he'd be DimeBooger Darrell.

TerryToughCunt · Post by **TerryToughCunt** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:21 am

Had Dime released his own line of weight gain powder for bodybuilders, it would have been called Dimebulk.

ron c nigbur · Post by **ron c nigbur** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:43 pm

Had he been the guitarist in an 80s metal band, he'd have been called Diamond Darrel.

Bren · Post by **Bren** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:45 pm

Had he been a cylindrical wooden container with slightly bulging sides made of staves hooped together, and with flat, parallel ends, he'd have been called Dimebag Barrel.

Bar Rat · Post by **Bar Rat** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:00 am

If he was a mangy, flea bitten feline that roamed around wild then he would have been Dimebag Feral.

vulgarstrength · Post by **vulgarstrength** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:45 pm

Mad Muir · Post by **Mad Muir** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:37 pm

But he's dead.

Leviathan · Post by **Leviathan** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:17 am

This thread is absolutely ridiculous.

hektik · Post by **hektik** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:18 am

if he came back as a zombie, he'd be Deadbag Darrell

Mad Muir · Post by **Mad Muir** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:41 pm

RE
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Jebodiah · Post by **Jebodiah** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:53 pm

If Dime was a homosexual, he'd be Dimefag Darrell.

Muffin · Post by **Muffin** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:28 pm

If he was used to clean tables at restaurants he'd be Dimerag Darrel

Mad Muir · Post by **Mad Muir** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:14 pm

If he had a bad internet connection he'd be Dimelag "aol" Darrel

Muffin · Post by **Muffin** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:08 pm

If you could put groceries in him he'd be Dimebag Darrel

Jebodiah · Post by **Jebodiah** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:23 pm

If he was heroin junkie, he'd be Phil Anselmo.

ron c nigbur · Post by **ron c nigbur** » Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:00 pm

Leviathan wrote:This thread needs to be archived immediately.

Bodom J (2) · Post by **Bodom J (2)** » Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:22 pm

hektik · Post by **hektik** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:58 am

if he was buying weed for five bucks he'd be known as Nickelbag Darrell.

IFryKids · Post by **IFryKids** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:52 am

Had he been bitten by a tick, he'd be Lymebag Darrell.

hektik · Post by **hektik** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:39 am

if he was a gangsta rapper, he'd be known as Doorag Darrell.

vulgarstrength · Post by **vulgarstrength** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 1:39 pm

had he been the doctors weapon of choice he'd have been Dimemag (light) Darrell

hektik · Post by **hektik** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 2:05 pm

had he been a garbageman, he'd be called Trashbag Darrell

Jebodiah · Post by **Jebodiah** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:27 pm

If he had been a gamer, he'd be using the name Teabag Darrell.

vulgarstrength · Post by **vulgarstrength** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:56 pm

had he been an extrs in an austin powers film he'd be dimeshag darrell

Mad Muir · Post by **Mad Muir** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 5:10 pm

If he was Rita, he would be dimeslag darrel

Tyson · Post by **Tyson** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:19 am

If he never learnt how to play the guitar he'd be known as Darrell Abbott

ron c nigbur · Post by **ron c nigbur** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:59 pm

Tyson wrote:If he never learnt how to play the guitar he'd be known as Darrell Abbott 1966 -

Leviathan · Post by **Leviathan** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:32 pm

Oh shit.

Didn't he start out playing drums? Or was it that Vinnie started out on guitar? I seem to recall reading something like that a while ago.

Mr.AntonCrowley · Post by **Mr.AntonCrowley** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:06 pm

Jebodiah wrote:If he was heroin junkie, he'd be Phil Anselmo.

And that would be a bad thing ?

hektik · Post by **hektik** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:10 pm

if he had a reputation for bringing home food from restaurants on a daily basis, he'd be Doggiebag Darrell.

aggressor_27 · Post by **aggressor_27** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:57 pm

The other thread sucks, I'm moving these here.

Had he joined the dark side he'd be Darthbag Darrell.

Had he been black he'd be Dimebag Terrell.

Had he been bald he'd be Domebag Darrell.

Had he been a woman he'd be Dimebag Carol.

Had he been a failed eastcoast rapper among the other 22 million New Yorker filth with his own record label he'd be Rhymebag Darrell.

ron c nigbur · Post by **ron c nigbur** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:26 pm

Leviathan wrote:Oh shit.

Didn't he start out playing drums? Or was it that Vinnie started out on guitar? I seem to recall reading something like that a while ago.

That rings a bell. I think it's from some interview, Vinnie couldn't play the guitar with his fat fingers so he made him swap or something?

Leviathan · Post by **Leviathan** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:36 pm

Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.

Mr.AntonCrowley · Post by **Mr.AntonCrowley** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:53 am

Leviathan wrote:Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.

Nah.but more seriously speaking, Dime wanted to play Drums but he wasn't getting nowhere with it..Vinnie on the other hand was progressing a lot faster so dime asked Jerry for a guitar.

Vinnie played tuba before the drums.

Mad Muir · Post by **Mad Muir** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:59 pm

You do know about Vinnies current sponsorship with Arby's I assume Mr. Crowley?