If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
- TerryToughCunt
- Lynch Mob
- Posts: 7254
- Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:39 am
- TerryToughCunt
- Lynch Mob
- Posts: 7254
- Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:39 am
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
Had he been Jewish, he would have been called Dimeberg Darrell.
Last edited by TerryToughCunt on Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:52 am, edited 1 time in total.
!
- TerryToughCunt
- Lynch Mob
- Posts: 7254
- Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:39 am
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
Had he lived near the swamp, he would have been called Dimebog Darrell.
!
- TerryToughCunt
- Lynch Mob
- Posts: 7254
- Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:39 am
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
Had he been a baker, he would have been called Dimebaguette Darrell.
!
- ihsahn_disciple10
- Professional Dick
- Posts: 2069
- Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:34 am
- Location: Lesbian Bible Study
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
If he was in Revenge of The Nerds, he'd be DimeBooger Darrell.
RandomRussianDude wrote: with a retarded, dancing nigger
- TerryToughCunt
- Lynch Mob
- Posts: 7254
- Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:39 am
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
Had Dime released his own line of weight gain powder for bodybuilders, it would have been called Dimebulk.
!
-
- I will fuck you up
- Posts: 1227
- Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:00 pm
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
Had he been the guitarist in an 80s metal band, he'd have been called Diamond Darrel.
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
Had he been a cylindrical wooden container with slightly bulging sides made of staves hooped together, and with flat, parallel ends, he'd have been called Dimebag Barrel.
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:I am the fucking anti-christ and you will bow down to me.
-
- How much do you Bench?
- Posts: 26361
- Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:36 pm
- Location: Some shithole within the IDOC
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
If he was a mangy, flea bitten feline that roamed around wild then he would have been Dimebag Feral.
Suns out, guns out!
- vulgarstrength
- Mouth For War
- Posts: 3175
- Joined: Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:27 pm
- Location: Lakewood,OH
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
[quote="BassPhemy"]Whoever doesn't love Ernest can just have a bleach sandwich.[/quote]
[quote="Dirty Sanchez"]dont know how and wouldnt do it if i knew how, go fuck yourself[/quote]
[quote="Dirty Sanchez"]dont know how and wouldnt do it if i knew how, go fuck yourself[/quote]
-
- Dick Dangler
- Posts: 24134
- Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:55 pm
- Location: You're born. You do shit. You die.
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
But he's dead.
Just because I can't crawl inside you it doesn't mean I'm not your parasite.
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
This thread is absolutely ridiculous.
phil is still part of the brotherhood no matter what dumb fucking idiots may think.
he was pantera just like you and me
he was pantera just like you and me
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
if he came back as a zombie, he'd be Deadbag Darrell
aggressor_27 wrote:Shut the fuck up, foreigner. With your fingers.
-
- Dick Dangler
- Posts: 24134
- Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:55 pm
- Location: You're born. You do shit. You die.
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
RE
SPECT
BRAINS
SPECT
BRAINS
Just because I can't crawl inside you it doesn't mean I'm not your parasite.
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
If Dime was a homosexual, he'd be Dimefag Darrell.
One Man Ghetto
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
If he was used to clean tables at restaurants he'd be Dimerag Darrel
axlash wrote:black people kind of like me.
Mad Muir wrote:that would be awesome if the dog took a shit but the condom was stuck to its butthole lips and it blew a big 'ol turd balloon
-
- Dick Dangler
- Posts: 24134
- Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:55 pm
- Location: You're born. You do shit. You die.
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
If he had a bad internet connection he'd be Dimelag "aol" Darrel
Just because I can't crawl inside you it doesn't mean I'm not your parasite.
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
If you could put groceries in him he'd be Dimebag Darrel
axlash wrote:black people kind of like me.
Mad Muir wrote:that would be awesome if the dog took a shit but the condom was stuck to its butthole lips and it blew a big 'ol turd balloon
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
If he was heroin junkie, he'd be Phil Anselmo.
One Man Ghetto
-
- I will fuck you up
- Posts: 1227
- Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:00 pm
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
Leviathan wrote:This thread needs to be archived immediately.
-
- Hail Dimebag
- Posts: 2334
- Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:05 am
- Location: face
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
if he was buying weed for five bucks he'd be known as Nickelbag Darrell.
aggressor_27 wrote:Shut the fuck up, foreigner. With your fingers.
- IFryKids
- Elitist Asshole
- Posts: 13598
- Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 2:54 am
- Location: Keller, TX
- Contact:
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
Had he been bitten by a tick, he'd be Lymebag Darrell.
Recommended Listening for the Moment:
Impetuous Ritual - Relentless Execution of Ceremonial Excrescence
Impetuous Ritual - Relentless Execution of Ceremonial Excrescence
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
if he was a gangsta rapper, he'd be known as Doorag Darrell.
aggressor_27 wrote:Shut the fuck up, foreigner. With your fingers.
- vulgarstrength
- Mouth For War
- Posts: 3175
- Joined: Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:27 pm
- Location: Lakewood,OH
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
had he been the doctors weapon of choice he'd have been Dimemag (light) Darrell
[quote="BassPhemy"]Whoever doesn't love Ernest can just have a bleach sandwich.[/quote]
[quote="Dirty Sanchez"]dont know how and wouldnt do it if i knew how, go fuck yourself[/quote]
[quote="Dirty Sanchez"]dont know how and wouldnt do it if i knew how, go fuck yourself[/quote]
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
had he been a garbageman, he'd be called Trashbag Darrell
aggressor_27 wrote:Shut the fuck up, foreigner. With your fingers.
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
If he had been a gamer, he'd be using the name Teabag Darrell.
One Man Ghetto
- vulgarstrength
- Mouth For War
- Posts: 3175
- Joined: Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:27 pm
- Location: Lakewood,OH
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
had he been an extrs in an austin powers film he'd be dimeshag darrell
[quote="BassPhemy"]Whoever doesn't love Ernest can just have a bleach sandwich.[/quote]
[quote="Dirty Sanchez"]dont know how and wouldnt do it if i knew how, go fuck yourself[/quote]
[quote="Dirty Sanchez"]dont know how and wouldnt do it if i knew how, go fuck yourself[/quote]
-
- Dick Dangler
- Posts: 24134
- Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:55 pm
- Location: You're born. You do shit. You die.
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
If he was Rita, he would be dimeslag darrel
Just because I can't crawl inside you it doesn't mean I'm not your parasite.
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
If he never learnt how to play the guitar he'd be known as Darrell Abbott
Woes me
-
- I will fuck you up
- Posts: 1227
- Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:00 pm
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
Tyson wrote:If he never learnt how to play the guitar he'd be known as Darrell Abbott 1966 -
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
Oh shit. ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Didn't he start out playing drums? Or was it that Vinnie started out on guitar? I seem to recall reading something like that a while ago.
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Didn't he start out playing drums? Or was it that Vinnie started out on guitar? I seem to recall reading something like that a while ago.
phil is still part of the brotherhood no matter what dumb fucking idiots may think.
he was pantera just like you and me
he was pantera just like you and me
-
- Creampuff
- Posts: 17
- Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:25 pm
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
And that would be a bad thing ?Jebodiah wrote:If he was heroin junkie, he'd be Phil Anselmo.
![Confused :?](./images/smilies/icon_confused.gif)
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
if he had a reputation for bringing home food from restaurants on a daily basis, he'd be Doggiebag Darrell.
aggressor_27 wrote:Shut the fuck up, foreigner. With your fingers.
-
- Lynch Mob
- Posts: 12168
- Joined: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:26 pm
- Location: Crotchbleeding on Farmbook
- Contact:
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
The other thread sucks, I'm moving these here.
Had he joined the dark side he'd be Darthbag Darrell.
Had he been black he'd be Dimebag Terrell.
Had he been bald he'd be Domebag Darrell.
Had he been a woman he'd be Dimebag Carol.
Had he been a failed eastcoast rapper among the other 22 million New Yorker filth with his own record label he'd be Rhymebag Darrell.
Had he joined the dark side he'd be Darthbag Darrell.
Had he been black he'd be Dimebag Terrell.
Had he been bald he'd be Domebag Darrell.
Had he been a woman he'd be Dimebag Carol.
Had he been a failed eastcoast rapper among the other 22 million New Yorker filth with his own record label he'd be Rhymebag Darrell.
I like big black men.
Last edited by aggressor_27 on Tue Jun 6, 1944 6:30 am, edited 101 times in total.
Last edited by aggressor_27 on Tue Jun 6, 1944 6:30 am, edited 101 times in total.
-
- I will fuck you up
- Posts: 1227
- Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:00 pm
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
That rings a bell. I think it's from some interview, Vinnie couldn't play the guitar with his fat fingers so he made him swap or something?Leviathan wrote:Oh shit.
Didn't he start out playing drums? Or was it that Vinnie started out on guitar? I seem to recall reading something like that a while ago.
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.
phil is still part of the brotherhood no matter what dumb fucking idiots may think.
he was pantera just like you and me
he was pantera just like you and me
-
- Creampuff
- Posts: 17
- Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:25 pm
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
Leviathan wrote:Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Nah.but more seriously speaking, Dime wanted to play Drums but he wasn't getting nowhere with it..Vinnie on the other hand was progressing a lot faster so dime asked Jerry for a guitar.
Vinnie played tuba before the drums.
-
- Dick Dangler
- Posts: 24134
- Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:55 pm
- Location: You're born. You do shit. You die.
Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
You do know about Vinnies current sponsorship with Arby's I assume Mr. Crowley?
Just because I can't crawl inside you it doesn't mean I'm not your parasite.