who's idea of a sick joke is this?!

Lumber Jack Off · Post by **Lumber Jack Off** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:15 am

"Radio Rebellion" tour featuring JOB FOR A COWBOY, BEHEMOTH, GOJIRA and BENEATH THE MASSACRE:

Oct. 18 - Baltimore, MD - Ram's Head Live
Oct. 19 - Norfolk, VA - NorVa
Oct. 20 - Atlanta, GA - Masquerade
Oct. 21 - Orlando, FL - House of Blues
Oct. 22 - New Orleans, LA - House of Blues
Oct. 23 - Houston, TX - Meridian
Oct. 24 - San Antonio, TX - White Rabbit
Oct. 26 - Phoenix, AZ - Marquee Theatre
Oct. 27 - San Diego, CA - SOMA
Oct. 28 - Los Angeles, CA - House of Blues
Oct. 29 - San Francisco, CA - Slims
Oct. 30 - Portland, OR - Hawthorne Theater
Oct. 31 - Seattle, WA - El Corazon
Nov. 02 - Denver, CO - Gothic Theatre
Nov. 03 - Lawrence, KS - Granada Theater
Nov. 04 - St. Louis, MO - Pops
Nov. 06 - Minneapolis, MN - Station Four
Nov. 07 - Chicago, IL - House of Blues
Nov. 08 - Detroit, MI - St. Andrews Hall
Nov. 09 - Pittsburgh, PA - Mr. Smalls
Nov. 10 - Cleveland, OH - House of Blues
Nov. 11 - Buffalo, NY - Infinity
Nov. 12 - Toronto, ON - Opera House
Nov. 13 - Montreal, QC - Club Soda
Nov. 15 - Poughkeepsie, NY - The Chance
Nov. 16 - Worcester, MA - Palladium
Nov. 17 - Philadelphia, PA - Trocadero Theatre
Nov. 18 - New York, NY - Irving Plaza

Kellan · Post by **Kellan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:34 am

Dude I was just going to make a topic about this.

I'm sorry but despite their awesome new release, after an ozzfest stint and now this shit, I'm starting to question the integrity of Behemoth not being just a money making machine.
Sponsored by fucking converse and hurley? "radio rebellion"? job for a bunch of faggotfucks?
I understand they don't choose who they co-headline with/support and all, but the sponsorship shit by two companies I'd personally least associate with anti-mainstream/radio? What a bunch of shit.

I don't even really know what to think about this. It's kinda ruined my day to be honest with you.

Kellan · Post by **Kellan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:35 am

Not only that, I just really don't even want to go to this honestly. I know for a fact that scene and bro-core faggots are going to ruin the shows.

Bren · Post by **Bren** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:59 am

Kellan wrote: I know for a fact that scene and bro-core faggots are going to ruin the shows.

what?!

M0oN · Post by **M0oN** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:14 am

God forbid some underground bands make a few bucks off their music, it's not like they're suddenly promoting TRL on MTV...quit being such a faggot fuck, everyone's gotta eat.

Kellan · Post by **Kellan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:03 am

M0oN wrote:God forbid some underground bands make a few bucks off their music, it's not like they're suddenly promoting TRL on MTV...quit being such a faggot fuck, everyone's gotta eat.

If you knew what the fuck you're talking about you'd have known that Behemoth have toured the states 10 times in the past 2 years so "making enough money to eat" is completely irrelevant here.

Kellan · Post by **Kellan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:05 am

Bren wrote:
Kellan wrote: I know for a fact that scene and bro-core faggots are going to ruin the shows.
what?!

You've heard JFAC right? And understand that their huge following has been thanks almost entirely to myspace and the scene-kids who listen to their shit? And also Beneath the Massacre, but to a much lesser extent?
You can bet your life you won't even be able to watch the shows due to everyone around you hardcore dancing around with their dicks hard for JFAC.

Lumber Jack Off · Post by **Lumber Jack Off** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:13 pm

Kellan is right. hence the 'sick joke' in the thread title. Behemoth deserve to be headlining by now and they are more than able to as they have a huge following now. I know they don't always have a choice on who they tour with...but for Job for a cowboy...(a band that has 1 album and an EP out,) to be headlining over Behemoth (who have 8 albums and 5 EP's out along with over 15 years of experience) is a fucking joke.

BassPhemy · Post by **BassPhemy** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:24 pm

Somebody please explain "Bro Core" to me.

Lumber Jack Off · Post by **Lumber Jack Off** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:27 pm

BassPhemy wrote: Somebody please explain "Bro Core" to me.

pick one.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brocore

buck satan · Post by **buck satan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:45 pm

is this worth going to for Behemoth and Gojira?

Kellan · Post by **Kellan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:42 pm

buck satan wrote:is this worth going to for Behemoth and Gojira?

It's worth going for Behemoth alone, they probably have THE most intense stage presence I've ever witnessed personally. But just be prepared for scene kid faggotry to the max. At least half, since half the bands cater to that demographic.

M0oN · Post by **M0oN** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:44 pm

Kellan wrote:
M0oN wrote:God forbid some underground bands make a few bucks off their music, it's not like they're suddenly promoting TRL on MTV...quit being such a faggot fuck, everyone's gotta eat.
If you knew what the fuck you're talking about you'd have known that Behemoth have toured the states 10 times in the past 2 years so "making enough money to eat" is completely irrelevant here.

Considering big name bands like Slayer have trouble making ends meet cash wise on a year that they haven't released a record I sincerely doubt a band like Behemoth is making enough cash to say they can live comfortably for the next few years.

Touring 10 times in the last 2 years has fuck all to do with them getting a gig that happens to involve a few sponsors you don't agree with.

Like I said, big fucking deal, quit being such an elitest prick. Half you poseur fucks would shit a brick if a band like Behemoth suddenly made it into mainstream music because you wouldn't get to look as scary at your highschool.

Lumber Jack Off · Post by **Lumber Jack Off** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:48 pm

M0oN wrote:
Kellan wrote:
M0oN wrote:God forbid some underground bands make a few bucks off their music, it's not like they're suddenly promoting TRL on MTV...quit being such a faggot fuck, everyone's gotta eat.
If you knew what the fuck you're talking about you'd have known that Behemoth have toured the states 10 times in the past 2 years so "making enough money to eat" is completely irrelevant here.
Considering big name bands like Slayer have trouble making ends meet cash wise on a year that they haven't released a record I sincerely doubt a band like Behemoth is making enough cash to say they can live comfortably for the next few years.

Touring 10 times in the last 2 years has fuck all to do with them getting a gig that happens to involve a few sponsors you don't agree with.

Like I said, big fucking deal, quit being such an elitest prick. Half you poseur fucks would shit a brick if a band like Behemoth suddenly made it into mainstream music because you wouldn't get to look as scary at your highschool.

god damn you're fucking retarded.

buck satan · Post by **buck satan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:06 pm

Slayer's gotta make at least $100,000 per show. As much as they tour there's no way they can have trouble making ends meet.

Lumber Jack Off · Post by **Lumber Jack Off** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:36 pm

I don't know if they make that much, but if slayer can't make ends meet, then there living beyond thier means. plain and simple. bands like Suffocation and Morbid Angel are able to support themselves simply from touring and merchandise sales. if they are able to do so, Slayer damn well can and at this point I'd argue that Behemoth are more than able to do so as well.

buck satan · Post by **buck satan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:44 pm

They probably don't make that much on their club tours but they've been playing arenas the last two summers. I know they also sell a ton of $35 tshirts at shows and at Hot Topic so they're not hurting for cash.

Kellan · Post by **Kellan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:00 pm

Lumber Jack Off wrote:
M0oN wrote:
Kellan wrote:
M0oN wrote:God forbid some underground bands make a few bucks off their music, it's not like they're suddenly promoting TRL on MTV...quit being such a faggot fuck, everyone's gotta eat.
If you knew what the fuck you're talking about you'd have known that Behemoth have toured the states 10 times in the past 2 years so "making enough money to eat" is completely irrelevant here.
Considering big name bands like Slayer have trouble making ends meet cash wise on a year that they haven't released a record I sincerely doubt a band like Behemoth is making enough cash to say they can live comfortably for the next few years.

Touring 10 times in the last 2 years has fuck all to do with them getting a gig that happens to involve a few sponsors you don't agree with.

Like I said, big fucking deal, quit being such an elitest prick. Half you poseur fucks would shit a brick if a band like Behemoth suddenly made it into mainstream music because you wouldn't get to look as scary at your highschool.
god damn you're fucking retarded.

No joke, all I can do is laugh at that shit.
Slayer having trouble making ends meet? Are you fucking kidding me? If your definition of "making ends meet" is synonymous with living extravagant as hell, then sure it's possible.
Kerry King has his own fucking clothing/merchandise line for fucks sake. Last I knew, people who had a hard time making ends meet didn't have the funds to up and start a fucking company, dumbass.

And in my opinion Behemoth is in the mainstream, and I really don't care because all of their albums fucking own. But how does touring 10 times in the past 2 years NOT equate to being on a tour with some mainstream sponsors? Touring = exposure = interest gained, thus tons of touring = tons of exposure = tons of interest gained.

And lastly, I'm not in high school and currently I'm in a fucking polo shirt, tucked in, for work attire. I don't give a fuck about looking scary.

PS you didn't get to me, converse and hurley sponsoring this tour with JFAC on it got to me. So stfu before you even start with that shit.

M0oN · Post by **M0oN** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:30 pm

When I'm speaking of Slayer making ends meet I'm speaking prior to Seasons In The Abyss before they actually started doing things that you see bands like Behemoth doing to increase their popularity.

That aside, I still don't see what the problem is with an underground band gaining sponsorship from some larger company's, nor how having a few motocross jocks at a concert as a result of the sponsorship is going to make your experience such a giant shit fest.

Baby Selwyn · Post by **Baby Selwyn** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:38 pm

You all should just go anyway and beat up all the faggots that are sure to be there.

Browns Town · Post by **Browns Town** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:20 am

If you enjoy a band's music and enjoy seeing them live, then just go and don't worry about who is sponsoring what and who they tour with and etc. In the end, none of it matters. I don't even know who "sponsored" the show I saw last night and furthermore don't give a fuck, I had a great time. And I also wouldn't have cared if The Spice Girls were the headliners. I would have went, saw who I wanted to see and then left or hung out, drank beer and scoped out chicks.

Avulsed · Post by **Avulsed** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:36 am

JFAC is headlining? What the FUCK. Beneath the Massacre, Gojira and Behemoth all rule though.

Bodom J · Post by **Bodom J** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:34 am

who the fuck cares who behemoth is touring with? goddamn some of you are fucking retarded. Question their integrity because they happen to tour with some shitty bands? just go to the show to see them and stfu

walking_ash · Post by **walking_ash** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 11:19 am

People bitched the same way when shit like Limp Bisquik picked up a few sponsors and went mainstrain. As if every band's aspiration is to stay underground and have 3 fucking fans.

Lumber Jack Off · Post by **Lumber Jack Off** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:22 pm

it's not the sponsors that bother I. it's the fact that they are playing with Job for a cocksucker and Behemoth aren't headlining when they fucking deserve to be. I could give two shits about sponsors

walking_ash · Post by **walking_ash** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:25 pm

Every band in the world worth meantioning have had to play under some cocksuckers at one time or another.

Lumber Jack Off · Post by **Lumber Jack Off** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:59 am

Lumber Jack Off wrote:Behemoth deserve to be headlining by now and they are more than able to as they have a huge following now. I know they don't always have a choice on who they tour with...but for Job for a cowboy...(a band that has 1 album and an EP out,) to be headlining over Behemoth (who have 8 albums and 5 EP's out along with over 15 years of experience) is a fucking joke.

Baby Selwyn · Post by **Baby Selwyn** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:17 am

Stop fucking crying already dude, just dont go to the show, its that simple.

morgbite · Post by **morgbite** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:18 pm

Avulsed wrote:JFAC is headlining? What the FUCK. Beneath the Massacre, Gojira and Behemoth all rule though.

Revolver · Post by **Revolver** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:28 pm

Kellan wrote:you won't even be able to watch the shows due to everyone around you hardcore dancing

Then stay away from the pits. Theres nothing wrong with dancing.

Lumber Jack Off · Post by **Lumber Jack Off** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:07 pm

Revolver wrote:
Kellan wrote:you won't even be able to watch the shows due to everyone around you hardcore dancing
Then stay away from the pits. Theres nothing wrong with dancing.

there's nothing wrong with moshing. hardcore dancing is retarded though...at least the pit ninja shit people do nowadays is.

Kellan · Post by **Kellan** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:42 pm

Revolver wrote:
Kellan wrote:you won't even be able to watch the shows due to everyone around you hardcore dancing
Then stay away from the pits. Theres nothing wrong with dancing.

You're a scene kid. Just say it already.

Baby Selwyn · Post by **Baby Selwyn** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:54 pm

You guys would seriously hate New York, everyone here from metalheads to skinheads get down.

the_clansman · Post by **the_clansman** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:38 pm

Behemoth was my first metal show

walking_ash · Post by **walking_ash** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:07 pm

The closet molestees who coined or commonly uses the phrases "hardcore" or "slam dancing" need a good curb stomping.

Revolver · Post by **Revolver** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:44 pm

Baby Selwyn wrote:You guys would seriously hate New York, everyone here from metalheads to skinheads get down.

Wez · Post by **Wez** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:29 pm

Lumber Jack Off wrote:it's not the sponsors that bother I. it's the fact that they are playing with Job for a cocksucker and Behemoth aren't headlining when they fucking deserve to be. I could give two shits about sponsors

JFAC are headlining because they will draw in the most fans I imagine. They are popular, hence headlining, it's up to Behemoth and the others to blow them off the stage. I know it might be frustrating but that's how it is.

I think the last JFAC album was a decent enough release by the way, Beneath the Massacre is good stuff too. What's the beef with them? Or have the emo's started humping them now, meaning they suck a dick?

I would love to see a line-up like that, regardless of order, obviously I would prefer certain bands to have more time but they are 4 pretty decent bands, if you hate JFAC, get up front for the other's and then go home, simple as.

Hard-work will get you places, when you get to those places though your style may hold you back.

Money talks.

hektik · Post by **hektik** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:39 pm

BTM are fucking incredible.

croninburg · Post by **croninburg** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:05 pm

"Lame shirt (click to purchase)"

EvilisthenewGood · Post by **EvilisthenewGood** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:24 pm

the drummer of jfac (jon) is fucking douche. he post at this forum www.threepoinstance.us under the name charnelrot

his audition thread
http://www.threepointstance.com/tpsbb/s ... job+cowboy

it will take you to a youtube link