[quote="IFryKids"]I bet you were drunk on maple syrup and powdered donuts, you sloppy piece of shit.[/quote]
[quote="DBS"]shut the fuck up you greasy disaster.[/quote]
Dawdy wrote:flying V is my favorite, followed closely by the SG
i don't like them. my flatmate has a baby v, the only thing i like is that i don't look like a huge dork trying to hold a big guitar. (cause i look like an idiot)
i love jacksons as well. he has a couple good guitars and a few shit ones, i like the prestige ibanez best, it feels nice. otherwise i like his cort, it's comfortable. he has a 12 string acoustic that's impossible to play, i suck the most. sg's are fucking awesome though, i love every single thing about them, especially the standard. i'm trying to convince him to buy one. he has a matt black epiphone at the moment but it's all pulled apart, it's the closest i can get at this stage.
anyway i'm being serious, if anyone has one please post a picture
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[quote="FBS"]sg standards
specials
'61 reissue
my face
Wrong. The best guitars ever are the ones that make you want to play them all the time, feel great in your hands, don't fall apart on the way to or during the gig, and just plain fucking sound great to YOU. SG's are indeed cool, I'll give you that, though.
"I'm tryin' to save these boys' LIVES, you crawlin' bookworm! Stand in my way, and I'll pulverize you into chicken droppings!"
SGs are pretty cool. As are their four-string cousins:
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
onetwothreefour wrote:a woman trying to sound like she knows what she's talking about.....typical.
i have absolutely no clue at all. all i know is that sg's are fucking awesome, jacksons have cool headstocks, i can't pronounce tremolo and fender strat's are the worst things EVER. and hello kittys
i'll tell you what i do know though. satyricon are going to cum on my tits in 19 days and roosters don't chase hens for nothing. and eggs don't bounce.
onetwothreefour wrote:a woman trying to sound like she knows what she's talking about.....typical.
i have absolutely no clue at all. all i know is that sg's are fucking awesome, jacksons have cool headstocks, i can't pronounce tremolo and fender strat's are the worst things EVER. and hello kittys
i'll tell you what i do know though. satyricon are going to cum on my tits in 19 days and roosters don't chase hens for nothing. and eggs don't bounce.
no offense, but you couldn't tell the difference between a warrior and a washburn. go wash some dishes.
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Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"]Also the only log touching I do is when I touch my own while thinking of hot chicks on this board.[/quote]
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"] dead forever remove your avatar now.[/quote]
If Dime had played that guitar, maybe he'd still be with us.
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war