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Pretty (gay) songs to play in front of chicks.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:48 pm
by Muffin
Lately I have been put into situations where I have to play songs for the weaker sex. I get a few "ooh's" and "ahh's" when playing some technical grindcore and Death metal stuff, but it only hold their attention for a few seconds. But when I slap on a little delay and play the outro to Floods, the room reeks of soiled panties. I need more tunes like this to play. Any suggestions?
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:50 pm
by Gnarkiller
Just keep playing grind deth rock. Thats gay enough as it is.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:56 pm
by Muffin
Gnarkiller wrote:Just keep playing grind deth rock. Thats gay enough as it is.
owned.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:46 pm
by dead forever
the intro to cemetery gates works pretty well for that, try the little spanish guitar part from Trust too... otherwise just play any minor stuff and pretend your crying.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:20 pm
by CFH Eternal
Alot of the chicks I know around that like metal prefer the As I lay Crying/Trivium type stuff instead of Mercyful Fate/Kreator type metal I like to play. Yet I can get college chicks to drop their panties if I play more classic/stoner rock (Ex. Free, Zeppelin, Nebula, Oragne Goblin). So basically emotion takes toll over technicality for girls like some people basically put it above.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:12 pm
by The Fear
Just play Cemetery Gates.
Re: Pretty (gay) songs to play in front of chicks.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:09 pm
by drummer_goat
Muffin wrote:Lately I have been put into situations where I have to play songs for the weaker sex. I get a few "ooh's" and "ahh's" when playing some technical grindcore and Death metal stuff, but it only hold their attention for a few seconds. But when I slap on a little delay and play the outro to Floods, the room reeks of soiled panties. I need more tunes like this to play. Any suggestions?
If you want to keep any gurls atttention you have better switch to drumset!
otherwise your gunna have to deal with their short attention spans.
drummers get all!
sorry to have to be the one to break it to you
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:36 pm
by trendkiller
play something like chop suey,, its a girl friendly riff and hads the word suicide in it so all the girls with think your deep as fuck and want to blow you before you end it all and then cry and get attention when they boyfrind killed himself
Re: Pretty (gay) songs to play in front of chicks.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:11 am
by Muffin
drummer_goat wrote:Muffin wrote:Lately I have been put into situations where I have to play songs for the weaker sex. I get a few "ooh's" and "ahh's" when playing some technical grindcore and Death metal stuff, but it only hold their attention for a few seconds. But when I slap on a little delay and play the outro to Floods, the room reeks of soiled panties. I need more tunes like this to play. Any suggestions?
If you want to keep any gurls atttention you have better switch to drumset!
otherwise your gunna have to deal with their short attention spans.
drummers get all!
sorry to have to be the one to break it to you
I wonder where the "stupid drummer" stereotype comes from.
Oh, and trendkiller, I want pretty, not stupid. Plus, I aint singin', so the lyrics don't matter.
Re: Pretty (gay) songs to play in front of chicks.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:33 am
by Pfl?yd
drummer_goat wrote:Muffin wrote:Lately I have been put into situations where I have to play songs for the weaker sex. I get a few "ooh's" and "ahh's" when playing some technical grindcore and Death metal stuff, but it only hold their attention for a few seconds. But when I slap on a little delay and play the outro to Floods, the room reeks of soiled panties. I need more tunes like this to play. Any suggestions?
If you want to keep any gurls atttention you have better switch to drumset!
otherwise your gunna have to deal with their short attention spans.
drummers get all!
sorry to have to be the one to break it to you
I have yet to meet a girl that does anything but cringe when some dude gets behind a drumkit. Your statement is false.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:32 am
by Dimejandro
grab an acoustic, play some floyd- wish you were here. Alot of Incubus songs seem to work too.
Re: Pretty (gay) songs to play in front of chicks.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:27 am
by drummer_goat
drummer_goat wrote:If you want to keep any gurls atttention you have better switch to drumset!
otherwise your gunna have to deal with their short attention spans.
drummers get all!
sorry to have to be the one to break it to you
From all those responses...LOOKS LIKE I HIT A OPEN WOUND
Re: Pretty (gay) songs to play in front of chicks.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:29 am
by drummer_goat
Muffin wrote:I wonder where the "stupid drummer" stereotype comes from.
Guitarists that can't get any
Re: Pretty (gay) songs to play in front of chicks.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:14 am
by Revolver
drummer_goat wrote:Muffin wrote:I wonder where the "stupid drummer" stereotype comes from.
Guitarists that can't get any
Shut up.
Re: Pretty (gay) songs to play in front of chicks.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:05 am
by dead forever
Revolver wrote:drummer_goat wrote:Muffin wrote:I wonder where the "stupid drummer" stereotype comes from.
Guitarists that can't get any
Shut up.
Re: Pretty (gay) songs to play in front of chicks.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:20 am
by croninburg
dead forever wrote:Revolver wrote:drummer_goat wrote:Muffin wrote:I wonder where the "stupid drummer" stereotype comes from.
Guitarists that can't get any
Shut up.
Isn't drummer goat the guy with the jungle of metronomes?
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:41 am
by dzordz
You'd better play Avoid The Light
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:25 am
by dead forever
Probably a good idea
Re: Pretty (gay) songs to play in front of chicks.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:01 am
by Revolver
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:40 am
by Tweel
girls like jack johnson, dave matthews, maroon 5, all that crap.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:43 am
by Pfl?yd
Really, just slap together some chords and call it good. For some extra moisture, take the same chords and arpeggiate them in the center.
Re: Pretty (gay) songs to play in front of chicks.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:53 am
by Revolver
Muffin wrote:Lately I have been put into situations where I have to play songs for the weaker sex. I get a few "ooh's" and "ahh's" when playing some technical grindcore and Death metal stuff, but it only hold their attention for a few seconds. But when I slap on a little delay and play the outro to Floods, the room reeks of soiled panties. I need more tunes like this to play. Any suggestions?
Guitar + neck = turn her into a rape piñata
You don't even have to pluck a string.
Re: Pretty (gay) songs to play in front of chicks.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:38 pm
by drummer_goat
croninburg wrote:
Isn't drummer goat the guy with the jungle of metronomes?
I think that was Gnarkill or whoevers idea,instead of playing w/ a drummer(don't know if I got it right sounded kinda stupid to me). Sorry I don't really spend much time hear. Unlike some of the cats I actullay play my instrument instead of telling people I'm in 10 bands and have the biggest cock, or whatever some of these insecure roosters say here.
But its still nice to know someone remembers me I guess, I really don't care. Anyway, its kinda like the looser who started this thread, no one who actcually plays would start a bonehead thread like this, because any cat who can carry an acoustic around and make shit sound good is not gunna say sumthing stupid like that.
Anyways was just saw this the other day and could not resist being a smartass. Oh yeah and any mother fucker that has to get others opinions on what songs to play should fuck of and die, their full of shit.
...Still
DRUMMERS>
Singers>everyone else>
guitarists=0...This thread proves that saying that guitarists are a dime a dozen.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:57 pm
by dead forever
Man did you break your metronome or something?
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:07 pm
by croninburg
Guitarists get more pussy, therefore more guitarists have little guitar playing babies, which is why guitarists outnumber drummers
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:19 pm
by Metallash
bassists get all the girls.
they love the low-end.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:13 pm
by Dominant Gene
uh...it depends on the chick. Nine times out of ten, and dead I'm serious about this, its best to play some shit like lil' jon and the east side boys. No matter what, you'll know her musical preferences right off the bat.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:44 pm
by PABassPlayer
Randy Rhodes "Dee" is a real panty moistener.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:45 pm
by PABassPlayer
or try Mentors "My Erections Over" or "On the Rag"
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:38 pm
by Pfl?yd
The only time I've ever seen drummers get chicks is when they bum a chew off of them.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:58 pm
by BassPhemy
The drummer in my band gets all the chicks. He can't really brag, though. We're talking about the same guy that drank his own urine for a few dollars.
Quality over quantity.
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:26 am
by drummer_goat
Pflöyd wrote:The only time I've ever seen drummers get chicks is when they bum a chew off of them.
You must know a strange breed of chicks, if they chew
croninburg wrote:Guitarists get more pussy, therefore more guitarists have little guitar playing babies, which is why guitarists outnumber drummers
oRLY?
R you sure that its not because guitarists come from mormon familys(or any other religion), who don't know about birth control...
...Or maybe its because you can pick up a guitar for the first time look up tabs and in no time you can play a choppy melody. In other words for the stupid people(like you)their is more instant gratification(kinda like why you smoke crack). Some people can't work on anything if they don't see the rewards immediatly. In drums the only thing for sure when you start is frustration.
Back on topic though Drummer get more gurls :(period):
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:52 am
by Ben
drummer_goat wrote:Pflöyd wrote:The only time I've ever seen drummers get chicks is when they bum a chew off of them.
You must know a strange breed of chicks, if they chew
croninburg wrote:Guitarists get more pussy, therefore more guitarists have little guitar playing babies, which is why guitarists outnumber drummers
oRLY?
R you sure that its not because guitarists come from mormon familys(or any other religion), who don't know about birth control...
...Or maybe its because you can pick up a guitar for the first time look up tabs and in no time you can play a choppy melody. In other words for the stupid people(like you)their is more instant gratification(kinda like why you smoke crack). Some people can't work on anything if they don't see the rewards immediatly. In drums the only thing for sure when you start is frustration.
Back on topic though Drummer get more gurls :(period):
Did you even make it out of high school?
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:20 pm
by dead forever
He took a crash course in Metronome building instead.
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:42 pm
by Pfl?yd
Like it takes oh-so-much skill to play rock drums.
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:07 pm
by PRJECEDNIK
jimi hendrix always works...
little wing, red house, hear my train comin, oh and gypsy eyes definetly, chicks love that song!
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:48 pm
by Jericho
Disposeable Heros
Cemetary Gates
Hangar 18
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:54 pm
by PRJECEDNIK
Jericho wrote:Disposeable Heros
are you a faggot?
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:07 pm
by FatRufusFucksYou
It's easy to get laid. Them giving you thousands of dollars from daddy's bank account is the better challenge.
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:18 pm
by dead forever
Actually the intro chord progression to hangar 18 plus some of the leads slowed down and picked individually sound pretty damm good on acoustic.