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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:24 pm
by CFH Eternal
Even though most people don't know him, playing some Terry Reid from Seed of Memory gets girls either really tear eyed or panty moistened
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:32 pm
by -Dimebag-
I cant believe noone said Stairway to heaven yet
And shes buying a stairway ... to heaven..... and then your dick is sucked
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:40 pm
by Tweel
PABassPlayer wrote:or try Mentors "My Erections Over" or "On the Rag"
indeed rape rock gets all the chicks
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:48 pm
by Lord of This World
trendkiller wrote: when they boyfrind
ebonics
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:52 pm
by Lord of This World
drummer goat has the worst name on the PBB
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:21 am
by drummer_goat
Lord of This World wrote:drummer goat has the worst name on the PBB
yet another achievment. There are people who would kill to be me!!
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:35 am
by Revolver
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:13 pm
by summers_eve
Pflöyd wrote:Like it takes oh-so-much skill to play rock drums.
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:50 pm
by BassPhemy
Classical Gas, motherfucker.
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:52 pm
by BassPhemy
And as far as drummers getting chicks...uh...no. A guy can play a sensual and caressing song on a guitar, but nobody can play anything on the drums that sounds like anything more than dropping a Television down a staircase.
And drummers smell.
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:10 pm
by PABassPlayer
Ugly bass players and Stinky Drummers, it's a fact of life.
http://www.uglybassplayer.com/store/pro ... ucts_id/30
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:13 pm
by summers_eve
BassPhemy wrote:And as far as drummers getting chicks...uh...no. A guy can play a sensual and caressing song on a guitar, but nobody can play anything on the drums that sounds like anything more than dropping a Television down a staircase.
And drummers smell.
Now, why make a broad generalization like that????
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:43 pm
by trendkiller
bust out some old skool thin lizzy
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:52 pm
by croninburg
Grab the wah wah pedal and play some porn funk
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:35 pm
by trendkiller
smash your guitar over their heads then rape them
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:48 pm
by Aeon
summers_eve wrote:BassPhemy wrote:And as far as drummers getting chicks...uh...no. A guy can play a sensual and caressing song on a guitar, but nobody can play anything on the drums that sounds like anything more than dropping a Television down a staircase.
And drummers smell.
Now, why make a broad generalization like that????
Because it's true, you dumb mother fucker.
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:01 pm
by Firestorm
trendkiller wrote:smash your guitar over their heads then rape them
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:14 am
by Wrona
skid row- i remember you
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:51 am
by drummer_goat
BassPhemy wrote:And as far as drummers getting chicks...uh...no. A guy can play a sensual and caressing song on a guitar, but nobody can play anything on the drums that sounds like anything more than dropping a Television down a staircase.
And drummers smell.
Has anyone ever told you your a dumb bitch?
Maybe you should listen to some "real" music. Try Led Zeppelin for starters. I think theirs some of Bonzos outakes on the internet. If you tell me that sounds like "DRopn Telvison dwn stawcaze" then you are a stupid bitch(or have downsyndrom)! Also Buddy Richs drum solos are great. But if you insist on playing only whats caressing you dumb bitch you should play a saxophone or better yet a skin flute.
Lets see... judging by your name you play the bass. What can possibly sound worse than that, exept maybe a schoolgirl learning the violin. If you talk shit about drummers sounding like "DRopn Telvison dwn stawcaze" I'm guessing you've never played with one. As a bassist the drummer is who you "play off of", if you get my drift. So I would conclude that you play bass like shit and can't play in time and don't know what to do when the drummer hits the bass drum.
As for the rest of you... indeed I am impressed with my achievement, causing message board groupies to have a panic attack when confronted with a true statment.
CHICKS DIG DRUMMERS MORE THAN GUITARISTS!
P.S if you've been smell'n drummers after their done playing, you are most likely queer(sense most of you are male and the same goes for drummers), and have a strange fetish.
(By the way I'm still drunk so I don't know if this does'nt makes any sense, I won't remember what I'm trying to say when I wake up)
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:36 am
by PABassPlayer
drummer_goat wrote:BassPhemy wrote:And as far as drummers getting chicks...uh...no. A guy can play a sensual and caressing song on a guitar, but nobody can play anything on the drums that sounds like anything more than dropping a Television down a staircase.
And drummers smell.
Has anyone ever told you your a dumb bitch?
Maybe you should listen to some "real" music. Try Led Zeppelin for starters. I think theirs some of Bonzos outakes on the internet. If you tell me that sounds like "DRopn Telvison dwn stawcaze" then you are a stupid bitch(or have downsyndrom)! Also Buddy Richs drum solos are great. But if you insist on playing only whats caressing you dumb bitch you should play a saxophone or better yet a skin flute.
Lets see... judging by your name you play the bass. What can possibly sound worse than that, exept maybe a schoolgirl learning the violin. If you talk shit about drummers sounding like "DRopn Telvison dwn stawcaze" I'm guessing you've never played with one. As a bassist the drummer is who you "play off of", if you get my drift. So I would conclude that you play bass like shit and can't play in time and don't know what to do when the drummer hits the bass drum.
As for the rest of you... indeed I am impressed with my achievement, causing message board groupies to have a panic attack when confronted with a true statment.
CHICKS DIG DRUMMERS MORE THAN GUITARISTS!
P.S if you've been smell'n drummers after their done playing, you are most likely queer(sense most of you are male and the same goes for drummers), and have a strange fetish.
(By the way I'm still drunk so I don't know if this does'nt makes any sense, I won't remember what I'm trying to say when I wake up)
Excuse me, I don't want to sound rude or anything, but.....
Would you please shut the fuck up. Hey thanks for your time.
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:59 am
by drummer_goat
PABassPlayer wrote:
Excuse me, I don't want to sound rude or anything, but.....
Would you please shut the fuck up. Hey thanks for your time.
YOU SOUND LIKE A WOMEN!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:05 am
by PABassPlayer
drummer_goat wrote:PABassPlayer wrote:
Excuse me, I don't want to sound rude or anything, but.....
Would you please shut the fuck up. Hey thanks for your time.
YOU SOUND LIKE A WOMEN!
And you sound like an asshole!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:12 am
by drummer_goat
PABassPlayer wrote:drummer_goat wrote:
YOU SOUND LIKE A WOMEN!
And you sound like an asshole!
Cheers, especially when I'm drunk
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:50 pm
by Cheyenne fucking Buffet
drummer_goat wrote:P.S if you've been smell'n drummers after their done playing, you are most likely queer(sense most of you are male and the same goes for drummers), and have a strange fetish.
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:25 pm
by Sexual Thunder
Metallash wrote:bassists get all the girls.
they love the low-end.
I sec0nd this statement (h0wever, it's cancelled 0ut since I can't quite get the 0 t0 w0rk)