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Just thought I'd share this....

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We auditioned a singer today, he has a great voice, looks like Henry Rollins, owns a speedboat, and has a hot bi-sexual girlfriend that brings him home hot chicks. If we hire him....pics of said hot chick and her girlfriends will be posted here!
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
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sounds cool, although I'd never date a bi.. that shit iis too freaky for me. If the chick asks you to participate in a threesome with one of hur gurlfriends would you do so? Post nudes of them or :zzz:
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Re: Just thought I'd share this....

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PABassPlayer wrote:We auditioned a singer today, he has a great voice, looks like Henry Rollins, owns a speedboat, and has a hot bi-sexual girlfriend that brings him home hot chicks. If we hire him....pics of said hot chick and her girlfriends will be posted here!
WTF IF you hire him?
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lol...we hired him, and I asked him to send me a pic for his bio on the website. Thinking he was gonna send me a pic of him with his old band that I could photoshop out...I get this......

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[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
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:lol: :tup:
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weonlywonfiveone wrote::lol: :tup:
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:lol:
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Son of a bitch.
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croninburg wrote:Son of a bitch.
Suck me
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let me be your roadie :x
stoic wrote:good news...everyone took that at face value and immediately stopped thinking you're a scared dork fuck.
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thats one lucky son of a bitch
metal up your ass!!!
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