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I love it when noobs come in, can play a few Zakk Wyle pentatonic licks and really think they're doing something.

In the grand scheme of things I'm probably about a 6. I'm good, can play pretty fast, pretty clean, and sweep decently. I wish I had more time to practice, but oh well. And when I say I'm a 6, I'm comparing myself to people like Fredrik Thordendal, Muhammed Suicmez, etc etc.
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downtera wrote:
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downtera wrote:I've been playing the guitar for 5 years and I would me about 8/10 I can play just about any damn metallica song I also play in band
I take it you didn't read any of the other posts...you're about to get tore up, son.

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What the fuck are you talking about? get tore how by some one putting up a post and who u callin son boy :fur:
You'll figure our what I'm talking about soon enough, boy. And learntofuckintype before posting again.
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How about you shut up you old faggot.
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BassPhemy wrote:How about you shut up you old faggot.
How about you grow some pubes, boy.
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:lol: This is like straight out of a bad Seagal movie
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warhead dime wrote::lol: This is like straight out of a bad Seagal movie
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silverback77 wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:How about you shut up you old faggot.
How about you grow some pubes, boy.
They'd just get stuck in your dentures.
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warhead dime wrote::lol: This is like straight out of a bad Seagal movie
You must be from the Department of Redundancy Department since ALL Seagal movies are bad or worse.
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BassPhemy wrote:
silverback77 wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:How about you shut up you old faggot.
How about you grow some pubes, boy.
They'd just get stuck in your dentures.
That's actually funny! But seriously, I don't wear dentures. I use horse's teeth like George Washington, and I invented peanut butter like George Washington Carver. Swear to god.
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silverback77 wrote:
warhead dime wrote::lol: This is like straight out of a bad Seagal movie
You must be from the Department of Redundancy Department since ALL Seagal movies are bad or worse.
Relax He-Man, it wasn't a direct attack at you.
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warhead dime wrote:
silverback77 wrote:
warhead dime wrote::lol: This is like straight out of a bad Seagal movie
You must be from the Department of Redundancy Department since ALL Seagal movies are bad or worse.
Relax He-Man, it wasn't a direct attack at you.
I know, but thanks for clarifying. And that's Prince Adam to you, buddy. Actually, I forgot about a Glimmer Man, w/ Keenan Ivory Wayans & Seagal. Grade A filmmaking... :roll:
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At least with his movies you know what you're getting yourself into right when you find out he's in it.
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