You've got it all wrong, boy. Your sister & mom gave my dad herpes when he made the mistake of making a bitch-kabob out of them after they lured him in with a bottle of absinthe. I was not conceived by traditional means and have thus never contracted nor spread any STDs.BassPhemy wrote:So then at what age did you give your father herpes?
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"I'm tryin' to save these boys' LIVES, you crawlin' bookworm! Stand in my way, and I'll pulverize you into chicken droppings!"
You should hook up with these guys, PA. I suppose Pennsylvania isn't completely culturally bereft.
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Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war