The Recorder

Roz · Post by **Roz** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:26 pm

this was a very cool instrument as a kid and i was very good at it!

does anyone play this as an adult? not people from the board obviously but in general, does it serve any practical purpose outside of teaching elementary school kids how to not sound like completely discordant douchebags and manage a little harmony?

like does classical or jazz or anything that anyone knows of ever utilize a recorder-er? serious q.

Revolver · Post by **Revolver** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:34 pm

16th C. Medieval instruments that come in chests are gay. Even when they're from England.

Roz · Post by **Roz** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:42 pm

Revolver wrote:16th C. Medieval instruments that come in chests are gay. Even when they're from England.

what? that's a lot of info!

Revolver · Post by **Revolver** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:44 pm

PhilCore wrote:
Revolver wrote:16th C. Medieval instruments that come in chests are gay. Even when they're from England.
what? that's a lot of info!

I had to lput up with that for two goddamn years

At least I got an A at the end of it. And even that wasn't for my knowledge on historical context

BassPhemy · Post by **BassPhemy** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:47 pm

The awful sound of a recorder is 2nd only to a clarinet.

Revolver · Post by **Revolver** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:50 pm

BassPhemy wrote:The awful sound of a recorder is 2nd only to a clarinet.

Sax > Oboe > The rest is gay.

Hunter/Killer · Post by **Hunter/Killer** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:51 pm

I was awesome at the recorder. The teacher said my rendition of Hot Cross Buns was the best she's ever heard, i would have gotten signed but i said i had to finish school first.

Roz · Post by **Roz** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:51 pm

Revolver wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:The awful sound of a recorder is 2nd only to a clarinet.
Sax > Oboe > The rest is gay.

Don't you fucking dare be speaking ill of the tuba.

Revolver · Post by **Revolver** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:53 pm

PhilCore wrote:
Revolver wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:The awful sound of a recorder is 2nd only to a clarinet.
Sax > Oboe > The rest is gay.
Don't you fucking dare be speaking ill of the tuba.

I was talking about woodwind you noob! Either way,

Souasaphone > Tuba

Roz · Post by **Roz** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:54 pm

Revolver wrote:
PhilCore wrote:
Revolver wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:The awful sound of a recorder is 2nd only to a clarinet.
Sax > Oboe > The rest is gay.
Don't you fucking dare be speaking ill of the tuba.
I was talking about woodwind you noob! Either way,

Souasaphone > Tuba

oh shit, i got trombowned.

Revolver · Post by **Revolver** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:55 pm

PhilCore wrote:
Revolver wrote:
PhilCore wrote:
Revolver wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:The awful sound of a recorder is 2nd only to a clarinet.
Sax > Oboe > The rest is gay.
Don't you fucking dare be speaking ill of the tuba.
I was talking about woodwind you noob! Either way,

Souasaphone > Tuba
oh shit, i got trombowned.

Oh shit,

BassPhemy · Post by **BassPhemy** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:08 pm

This thread is throbbing with band geek rage.

Roz · Post by **Roz** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:47 pm

the tip of mine always smelled like bubblegum.

7Dime7MetalMassacre · Post by **7Dime7MetalMassacre** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:29 pm

PhilCore wrote:the tip of mine alwayths smelled like assth juice, i played with their ballths.

Roz · Post by **Roz** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:44 pm

7Dime7MetalMassacre wrote:
PhilCore wrote:the tip of mine alwayths smelled like assth juice, i played with their ballths.

way to prove everyone wrong about you not being clever with your phoneticization of my supposed lisp.

Pfl?yd · Post by **Pfl?yd** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:08 pm

I'm not a fan of the sound of the recorder, though i'm sure I could use it for something.

I love the sound of sax, trumpet, trombone, and clarinet but I have weak lungs so I'd never be able to play them very well.

I'm going to start a band with a bassoonist, you just wait.

warhead dime · Post by **warhead dime** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:09 pm

PhilCore wrote:the tip of mine always smelled like bubblegum.

That's what she said

Roz · Post by **Roz** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:22 pm

FatRufusFucksYou · Post by **FatRufusFucksYou** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:23 pm

BassPhemy wrote:This thread is throbbing with band geek rage.

Hey! I lost my viriginity to a band geek trumpet player!

Band geeks > Cheerleaders

... I played Bari-Sax

Firestorm · Post by **Firestorm** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:27 pm

PhilCore wrote:

Japs + Recorder = Sountrack of the apocalypse

Roz · Post by **Roz** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:29 pm

Firestorm wrote:
PhilCore wrote:

Japs + Recorder = Sountrack of the apocalypse

racist bastard! that's clearly a chink.

Hunter/Killer · Post by **Hunter/Killer** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:30 pm

PhilCore wrote:
Firestorm wrote:
PhilCore wrote:

Japs + Recorder = Sountrack of the apocalypse
racist bastard! that's clearly a chink.

only asian people know the diff

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:41 pm

Wayne wrote:
PhilCore wrote:
Firestorm wrote:
PhilCore wrote:

Japs + Recorder = Sountrack of the apocalypse
racist bastard! that's clearly a chink.
only asian people know the diff

and santy clause!

Edna Bodine · Post by **Edna Bodine** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:50 am

PhilCore wrote:
Revolver wrote:
PhilCore wrote:
Revolver wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:The awful sound of a recorder is 2nd only to a clarinet.
Sax > Oboe > The rest is gay.
Don't you fucking dare be speaking ill of the tuba.
I was talking about woodwind you noob! Either way,

Souasaphone > Tuba
oh shit, i got trombowned.

Revolver · Post by **Revolver** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:32 am

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:15 am

Edna fucking Bodine in the Musician's Corner, as i live and breathe.

what do you like to blow into whilst covering alternate holes with your fingers?

The Fear · Post by **The Fear** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:11 pm

PhilCore wrote:
Revolver wrote:
PhilCore wrote:
Revolver wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:The awful sound of a recorder is 2nd only to a clarinet.
Sax > Oboe > The rest is gay.
Don't you fucking dare be speaking ill of the tuba.
I was talking about woodwind you noob! Either way,

Souasaphone > Tuba
oh shit, i got trombowned.

Bodom J · Post by **Bodom J** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:51 am

i played the trombone in the sit down band and the marching band during my middle school and high school years.