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your not rex brown because your 16 :lol:
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Post by dead forever »

You think I give out my name / age on the internet for tons of people to hassle me moron? :lol: Whatever kid.
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MINI DIME wrote:your not rex brown because your 16 :lol:
hey mini dime! i think you rule, keep it up :)
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MINI DIME wrote:ever heard of the book GUITAR WORLD by nick bowcott and dimebag darrell........i learnt from there and it's all right if dime wrote it...because im pretty sure he is from pantera (i was joking if you dont have a sense of humor) i wasnt going for timing because i wouldnt fit the whole songs on with youtubes 10 min timelimit
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hey what has happened ?
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MINI DIME wrote:hey what has happened ?
You got laughed at
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AH WELL
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VSctu3rjLQ

Paedophage (6 days ago)
So uh......when comes the part where you show everybody that you can play?


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I CANT BE BOTHERED BECAUSE NOW YOU LOT ARE LIKE "HATE ANYTHING MINI DIME DOES " so ill waste my time uploading and then you will not give honest opinions...i have got band rehersal friday so ill take my camcorder and fill playing with my band
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213 wrote:
MINI DIME wrote:your not rex brown because your 16 :lol:
hey mini dime! i think you rule, keep it up :)
and im gonna cut you up
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Damn, he sucks. :zzz:
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am i bothered
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holy shit, your guitar tone melted my goddamn face off!! keep it up brah!
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Can't believe I didn't check this thread again.

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Metallash wrote:holy shit, your guitar tone melted my goddamn face off!! keep it up brah!
My band just wrote a song called the Face Melter the other day its fucking nasty :x (Dont steal that name fags)
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post it man i uploaded some other riffs earlier again i just wanted to play the riffs timing i didnt worry about :)
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MINI DIME wrote:post it man i uploaded some other riffs earlier again i just wanted to play the riffs timing i didnt worry about :)
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must be a joke
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that 11 yr old playing cowboys from hell had more chops than him
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MINI DIME wrote:im 16 and there are all pantera riffs played well
my asshole plays better than that
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Jesus tits, have you EVER played with someone else in your entire musical life? I can't imagine how someone would have such bad time. Even if you half-assed all of that, it should sound better than that. That is more like 16th-assing it.
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I dont think any amount of practice with other "musicians" would help this guy.. either you have the right stuff going on in your head or you don't.. in other words, all the sucky musicians should give me their gear and apologize.
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BabyKiller wrote:I dont think any amount of practice with other "musicians" would help this guy.. either you have the right stuff going on in your head or you don't.. in other words, all the sucky musicians should give me their gear and apologize.
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I never knew a person could fuck up "Walk". :no:
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i explained ass clowns i wasnt playing the timing just putting the riffs through :lol: :lol: :lol:
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MINI DIME wrote:i explained ass clowns i wasnt playing the timing just putting the riffs through :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you can't play it in time, you can't play it. Not to mention the fact that you played most or all of the riffs wrong anyway.
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ACTUALLY I CAN PLAY IN TIME AND IF I DID PLAYING A METALLICA SONG WOULD BE THE WHOLE TIME LIMIT FOR YOUTUBE..................
( INKOW IM IN CAPS) THEY ARE ALL PLAYED CORRECT BESIDES THE SECOND RIFF TO CRAZY TRAIN BECAUSE I MISSED A CHORD OUT

I FOUND THE OTHER BOARD NOW :) :) :lol: :lol:

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MINI DIME wrote:ACTUALLY I CAN PLAY IN TIME AND IF I DID PLAYING A METALLICA SONG WOULD BE THE WHOLE TIME LIMIT FOR YOUTUBE..................
( INKOW IM IN CAPS) THEY ARE ALL PLAYED CORRECT BESIDES THE SECOND RIFF TO CRAZY TRAIN BECAUSE I MISSED A CHORD OUT

I FOUND THE OTHER BOARD NOW :) :) :lol: :lol:

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SURE YOU CAN :tup:
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Post by dead forever »

They really arent correct, your even playing Walk in the wrong tuning by the sounds of things. Goodbye . You have alot to learn, if you want to advance on guitar arrogance will get you nowhere.
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You better post that video of u and ur band practicing!
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HEY YOU PATHETIC LITTLE REX WANNABE ...IF YOU ARE REX THEN ROCKSTARS ARE ASSHOLES LIKE THE GUY FROM PAPA ROACH SAID

IM ARROGANT BECAUSE OF YOU ASSCLOWNS THINKING THAT YOU ARE ALL COOL....WELL IF YOU ARE ALL SO GOOD POST SOME VIDS OF YOU PLAYING SOOO GREATLY THEN

PETTY GALE HAD TO GO TO DAMAGEPLAN AND NOT THIS BOARD IM SURE THESE ARGUMENTS WOULD HAVE KEPT HIM OFF THE SIDEWALK
YES WELL IM GLAD HE GOT KILLED .......GUN WIELDING PSHYCO
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXmzsU8nB0Y

"OH AND NONE OF THESE WERE MEANT TO BE PLAYED TO THE CORRECT TIMING TO THE SONG"

:lll:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlGAtrMgVz8

An attempt at "Walk".. it's a shame that our friend "Ellis" couldn't quite nail the solo, or the main riff, or the timing.... etc.
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WELL THE FACT THAT THE VID WAS FROM 2 YEARS AGO UMMMMMM.........THAT WAS MY FIRST YEAR OF PLAYING AND IF YOU READ THE VIDEO IT SAYS I WAS JUST TRYING TO PUT THE RIFFS THROUGH OR CANT YOU READ
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MINI DIME wrote:HEY YOU PATHETIC LITTLE REX WANNABE ...IF YOU ARE REX THEN ROCKSTARS ARE ASSHOLES LIKE THE GUY FROM PAPA ROACH SAID

IM ARROGANT BECAUSE OF YOU ASSCLOWNS THINKING THAT YOU ARE ALL COOL....WELL IF YOU ARE ALL SO GOOD POST SOME VIDS OF YOU PLAYING SOOO GREATLY THEN

PETTY GALE HAD TO GO TO DAMAGEPLAN AND NOT THIS BOARD IM SURE THESE ARGUMENTS WOULD HAVE KEPT HIM OFF THE SIDEWALK
YES WELL IM GLAD HE GOT KILLED .......GUN WIELDING PSHYCO
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Theres two clips of me doing some random solos one morning, nothing perfect but I've put enough time and effort into my chops over my 4 + years of playing to make sure I dont sound like you do! And how did I learn? From asking other people and reading up myself on how to do things, not being an arrogant little fucker.
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MINI DIME wrote:WELL THE FACT THAT THE VID WAS FROM 2 YEARS AGO UMMMMMM.........THAT WAS MY FIRST YEAR OF PLAYING AND IF YOU READ THE VIDEO IT SAYS I WAS JUST TRYING TO PUT THE RIFFS THROUGH OR CANT YOU READ
What's the fucking point if you can't play them in time?
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OH SO REX BROWN WHO HAS BEEN IN PANTERA FOR 20 YEARS PLAYING BASS FOR MORE HAS SUDDENLY DROPPED AND PLAYS GUITAR NOW WOW....I DONT THINK THAT IS YOU I CAN SEARCH FOR AMAZING GUITAR AND POST IT TO
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MINI DIME wrote:HEY YOU PATHETIC LITTLE REX WANNABE
Great way to fight a case when you're already fucked over you stupid inbred
MINI DIME wrote:IM ARROGANT BECAUSE OF YOU ASSCLOWNS THINKING THAT YOU ARE ALL COOL....WELL IF YOU ARE ALL SO GOOD POST SOME VIDS OF YOU PLAYING SOOO GREATLY THEN
No, you're just really, really bad you stupid welsh faggotfuck
MINI DIME wrote:PETTY GALE HAD TO GO TO DAMAGEPLAN AND NOT THIS BOARD IM SURE THESE ARGUMENTS WOULD HAVE KEPT HIM OFF THE SIDEWALK
Lame and 'butthurt' :zzz:
MINI DIME wrote:YES WELL IM GLAD HE GOT KILLED .......GUN WIELDING PSHYCO
A typical and generalist opinion used by most idiots, well done but its not gonna' get you any credit :fu:
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Post by dead forever »

You already concluded that I "wasnt Rex Brown" moron. And thank you for calling my playing amazing but its far from that, theres a thread from ages ago where I posted the exact same clips on you send it, strange coincidence huh? It is me moron. If i wanted to steal someones clips Id steal something a little more impressive.
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I DONT WANT CREDIT OF YOU WANKERS AAND IF YOUR ENGLISH THEN I HOPE YOU COPE WITH LOSING FOOTBALL AS GOOD AS YOU DO WORK ENGLANS SUCK HA HA HA HA HA
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