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fuck you all the other pantera board is better i'll play all the pantera main riffs for you and youll all be stumped
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MINI DIME wrote:fuck you all the other pantera board is better i'll play all the pantera main riffs for you and youll all be stumped
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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MINI DIME wrote:fuck you all the other pantera board is better i'll play all the pantera main riffs for you and youll all be stumped
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i will post the adress in half an hour
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this should be groundbreaking news.... or something
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it wont be my best....but why sould it for you scumbags
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not perfect but i dont care cya all have a pleasant life......................................not
it was fun annoying u all
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oh fuck! :lll:
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I quit watching at about 1:30. You know it's bad when you don't recognize anything for about a minute+. That was absolutely horrendous... unless you're 15.
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im 16 and there are all pantera riffs played well
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I hope this is a joke.
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yer
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i dont have to bust my ass for you pathetic wannabe fans you all think your so perfrect wake up and pull your finger out your ass'
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Mini Dime, you are an absolute faggot. I think a squirrel crushed under a brick would be miles better than you.
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This has to be a joke.
You have exercised utmost discernment, far beyond that of the layman.
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Cheyenne fucking Buffet wrote:
MINI DIME wrote:lets hear you play walk then on the drums.....that aint you
Walk is easy and boring on the drums.
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You're so fucking stupid/gay/fat/cunt(ish)/shitty/fatter
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Dimebag_Dave wrote:Mini Dime, you are an absolute faggot. I think a squirrel crushed under a brick would be miles better than you.
Coming from a guy who thought Dimebag_Dave was the best name for a pantera message board.. :lol: :fag:
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hahah i couldn't make out anything from that video except the CFH played incorrectly.
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holy shit :lol:
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By the way son... i belive the Walk riff goes something like this:

0--0-2/1-0
The three chords are:
8 - 6 - 6
8 - 6 - 4

And NOT 1-2-1 then some shitty chords as you do it.. :lol:

And CFH is

Code: Select all

--------------------------0--                  -----0
--------------------0h1h2----                  0h1h2-
-0-0--0--0--0--0--0---------- /And after 2x do ------ again
I was going to correct your tabs.. but.. come the fuck on..

It took me a while to realize that the third song is I'm broken.. :lol: .. and then, This Love sucks.. badly, you're missing a lot of notes. I barely recognized Fucking hostile.. Domination sounds somewhat good, but get a fucking metronome and work on your timing.. or quit guitar.

A big :aargh: at By Demons be Driven.. but i think you were actually trying to play Domination. Mouth for War sounds shitty
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ever heard of the book GUITAR WORLD by nick bowcott and dimebag darrell........i learnt from there and it's all right if dime wrote it...because im pretty sure he is from pantera (i was joking if you dont have a sense of humor) i wasnt going for timing because i wouldnt fit the whole songs on with youtubes 10 min timelimit
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oh and henkka that is what i was doing. barred the 8th on strings Ea the the six on Ea then it E4 a6
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MINI DIME wrote:dime wrote it...because im pretty sure he is from pantera (i was joking if you dont have a sense of humor)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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This made me laugh. Good job.
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Post by dead forever »

:lol: Im 16 and i sound like fucking Yngwie compared to you.
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you like like a wanker aswell then
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you look like a wanker aswell then




do you live in wales....because if you do i know you
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is your name mark
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you like like a wanker aswell then




do you live in wales....because if you do i know you
:lol:
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Post a picture of yourself because after watching that video i refuse to believe you do not have Downs syndrome.
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i meant to do that because i know it annoys you all you look like a wanker aswell then

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What.The.Fuck.
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noo because i was pulling a face im not posting a picture of myself becuse i dont know you probably and i dont know what youd do with it
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what the fuck am i going to do with a picture? Cum on it? :roll:
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do you live in wales ?

is your name mark ?
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Post by dead forever »

I live in texas and my names Rex.Do you know who the fuck I am? :roll: Now post your picture.
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rex brown :lol: no im not gonna post a pic :lol:
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Post by dead forever »

You dont believe me? Pm someone else from the board and ask, ask the user "Jericho" I sent him my autograph.
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