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Ok so i play mostly death metal, and at the moment i have 2 speeds, fast, and faster, its really sucking ass, i just cant seem to focus to slow things down and get soem nice structure and build up to my songs rather then just hammering away at 200 bpm for every single riff. i get bored to easy when i try to play slow and have very little concentration. :x
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The probem is, you're not good at any speed.
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You need to get some rap in there, bro!
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200 bpm is the average tune like metallica nu skool tunes, death has a beat like mans tekno which is up near 400bpm
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p0rt wrote:200 bpm is the average tune like metallica nu skool tunes, death has a beat like mans tekno which is up near 400bpm
you are retarded, stfu fucked account
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put yur make up on,. drop all the 1/16, n just run on bpm, death is near 400 like mans tekno [gabba in posh boys] if not faster on some tunes
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around 350, this is near the speed of death and most other tunes, death just has shit lyrics

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do you mean 16th notes fagport
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all the bollox on the th notes, jus play steps and bars, which is programmed in most peoples heads n find out about when your 5 odd years old

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p0rt wrote:death just has shit lyrics
stfu, just because you can't understand the meaning of the words they use... you fuckin' jr high dropout faggot... it doesn't mean they have shitty lyrics. :roll: :)
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p0rt wrote:all the bollox on the th notes, jus play steps and bars, which is programmed in most peoples heads n find out about when your 5 odd years old

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Mike Shinoda wrote:You need to get some rap in there, bro!
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Sheldon wrote:
p0rt wrote:death just has shit lyrics
stfu, just because you can't understand the meaning of the words they use... you fuckin' jr high dropout faggot... it doesn't mean they have shitty lyrics. :roll: :)
lyrics are fucking dumb. shut up.
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hektik wrote:
Sheldon wrote:
p0rt wrote:death just has shit lyrics
stfu, just because you can't understand the meaning of the words they use... you fuckin' jr high dropout faggot... it doesn't mean they have shitty lyrics. :roll: :)
lyrics are fucking dumb. shut up.
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ok. go listen to music and find meaning in the lyrics.
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little tea boys who wear masks n shit, slow the tunes down, play um back wards, which ever you do, it talking about you must speak teh queens english

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p0rt wrote:200 bpm is the average tune like metallica nu skool tunes, death has a beat like mans tekno which is up near 400bpm

most people mean 16th notes when they talk about bpm. name me one death metal song that is up near 400bpm (and i dont mean a band like agoraphobic nosebleed who use drum machines)

listen to Nile - Churning The Maelstrom, that song is fast as fuck, and is 261bpm
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p0rt wrote:around 350, this is near the speed of death and most other tunes,

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wow i thought this was the forum where atleast we could have some semi intelligent conversations
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morgbite wrote:wow i thought this was the forum where atleast we could have some semi intelligent conversations


:lol: Your joking right?
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:lol: person who can't type show me some sheet music where it says over 240bpm :lol: fucking moron
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yur little college minds and music you learn at uni`s bullshit yur mind and you get nowhere, and think death is 240bpm its to bad

mp3 is tekno tune of mine and is 350, to most normal people, its teh average beat of slayer n early sepultra tunes, and most nu death metal, dex pickup tekno/house bpm if yout a sad fuck who needs bom matching which is really for fakes like all you, so death is around 350bpm in the real world and above

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Can anyone Translate what he just said into english
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I shouldnt be playing with these medium strings.
I need light gauge if Im gonna thrash.
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p0rt wrote:yur little college minds and music you learn at uni`s bullshit yur mind and you get nowhere, and think death is 240bpm its to bad

mp3 is tekno tune of mine and is 350, to most normal people, its teh average beat of slayer n early sepultra tunes, and most nu death metal, dex pickup tekno/house bpm if yout a sad fuck who needs bom matching which is really for fakes like all you, so death is around 350bpm in the real world and above

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Your abject stupidity disgusts me. 400bpm doesn't exist in practical terms. Playing 400 notes in a minute is not the same as playing at 400bpm. This may or may not be a relevant answer to your post... It's hard to tell as you seem to lack the ability to form even the most basic words and sentences.
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400 bpm exsist, i add a kick n snare to a tekno beat and it be the same as most tunes u butt wank,

your brain cant even tell wot i talkin shit bout, tekno Vs most metal tunes, u aint going no where either, cept maybe a few bars for cheap music for the nite

music, what ever the fuck you make, bpm goes on 4steps to a bar

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bpm is beats, otherwise it would be npm
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bit of a sjr tune
http://irgoslak.org/xremote/sjr.mp3
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you nothing about music theory, do you?
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theory is for people who dont understand something or something with no explination, so you find 1 with all known data

eitherway me no give fuck bout this topic no more, prooved mi point,
time for yur shit uranium program to do a bpm compo, like the old days with van halen n slayer drummer going hed to hed, slayer original ending up the fastest int he world

theres difference between a 10 second burst, and doing for 3-5 mins for a whole tune with a few rolls or interludes inbetween
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Section8 wrote:I shouldnt be playing with these medium strings.
I need light gauge if Im gonna thrash.
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p0rt wrote:theory is for people who dont understand something or something with no explination, so you find 1 with all known data

eitherway me no give fuck bout this topic no more, prooved mi point,
time for yur shit uranium program to do a bpm compo, like the old days with van halen n slayer drummer going hed to hed, slayer original ending up the fastest int he world

theres difference between a 10 second burst, and doing for 3-5 mins for a whole tune with a few rolls or interludes inbetween
Post an mp3 of yourself reading this post you made.
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BassPhemy wrote:
p0rt wrote:theory is for people who dont understand something or something with no explination, so you find 1 with all known data

eitherway me no give fuck bout this topic no more, prooved mi point,
time for yur shit uranium program to do a bpm compo, like the old days with van halen n slayer drummer going hed to hed, slayer original ending up the fastest int he world

theres difference between a 10 second burst, and doing for 3-5 mins for a whole tune with a few rolls or interludes inbetween
Post an mp3 of yourself reading this post you made.
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no need, post mp3 of all you talkin your ineRlectual shit bout making music, i know all whats wot, like most of the world, who dont need essays n shit to understand samething which aint being explaind

shit you cant post nothing, u in the gayboy land of america, isp dont give you no space, you go to use crusty hosters just for some pikz
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p0rt wrote:theory is for people who dont understand something or something with no explination, so you find 1 with all known data

eitherway me no give fuck bout this topic no more, prooved mi point,
time for yur shit uranium program to do a bpm compo, like the old days with van halen n slayer drummer going hed to hed, slayer original ending up the fastest int he world

theres difference between a 10 second burst, and doing for 3-5 mins for a whole tune with a few rolls or interludes inbetween
Post an mp3 of yourself reading this post you made.
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I deem p0rt to be fucking retarded.
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you still dont get the bpm thing,

350 tekno beat in the first mp3, dont really count for shit
beat in the sjr mp3 is roughly the same speed as teh tekno beat, but playd for real

you strip all teh Th notes out of you bit of paper, = 4steps to a bar, 350 +bpm exists
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songs with electronic instruments has alot of power
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your obviously playing 8th notes at 350BPM, which is also 175BPM using 16th notes, which is around the speed of most thrash bands you listed, therefore you need to stfu. because its same fucking thing. :negro:
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just said if you strip away all th notes, only thing th notes proberly used for as far as drums go are hi-hats
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p0rt wrote:you still dont get the bpm thing,

350 tekno beat in the first mp3, dont really count for shit
beat in the sjr mp3 is roughly the same speed as teh tekno beat, but playd for real

you strip all teh Th notes out of you bit of paper, = 4steps to a bar, 350 +bpm exists
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