the past two days have rendered my cock into nothign but a conversation piece. first off yesterday i get hired on for a new job, and i have to take a physical and a drug test. as a kid when i had to get a physical, id always sit there and just hope maybe this time the doctor would be, oh, i dont know, maybe a hot pornstar or two... why is it hospitals always hire on an earth troll to fondle nuts? for conversation's sake, lets call this thing helga. helga comes in, i die a little inside, "DROP YOUR JEANS AND COUGH, MOTHERFUCKER!!!" this is a beast of a woman. the kind of woman that should not be allowed near penises. then fast forward to today, i walk down to the basement, and theres my mom blowing my dad. and they have the nerve to yell at me for not knocking, #1 theyre both too old to be doing that shit, and #2 THERES NO FUCKIN DOOR TO KNOCK ON, "well you could have at least made a noise!" to which i replied "NOISE? hows this for a noise, the sound of me clawing out my own fuckin eyeballs!"
i think im gonna puke.
FUUUUCK, i need to find a place
FUUUUCK, i need to find a place
AfterTheKyle: because i am a full gascan and youre a retard with a sparkler
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