Darrell Illustration Contest
Darrell Illustration Contest
I'm sponsoring a contest. To be elligible you must submit to this thread your own original
illustration, painting, pencil drawing, feces-thrown-at-a-wall portrait or other artistic representation
of our Lord and Saviour, Dimebag Darrell.
The grand prize winner, chosen by me, will recieve a handfull of wadded
up toilet paper that Darrell Abbott himself may have blown his nose into.
Up to three Runners-Up, also chosen by me, will recieve a "Good Job" response
to them from me when the contest is over.
Special consideration for picking a winner will be given to those who best capture
the essence of Dime. Think "Dimebonics" or "Caged in a Rage", you know?
The deadline for this contest is Octobruary, 38th
Good luck to you all.
illustration, painting, pencil drawing, feces-thrown-at-a-wall portrait or other artistic representation
of our Lord and Saviour, Dimebag Darrell.
The grand prize winner, chosen by me, will recieve a handfull of wadded
up toilet paper that Darrell Abbott himself may have blown his nose into.
Up to three Runners-Up, also chosen by me, will recieve a "Good Job" response
to them from me when the contest is over.
Special consideration for picking a winner will be given to those who best capture
the essence of Dime. Think "Dimebonics" or "Caged in a Rage", you know?
The deadline for this contest is Octobruary, 38th
Good luck to you all.
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Re: Darrell Illustration Contest
Nah.Causarius wrote:I'm sponsoring a contest. To be elligible you must submit to this thread your own original
illustration, painting, pencil drawing, feces-thrown-at-a-wall portrait or other artistic representation
of our Lord and Saviour, Dimebag Darrell.
The grand prize winner, chosen by me, will recieve a handfull of wadded
up toilet paper that Darrell Abbott himself may have blown his nose into.
Up to three Runners-Up, also chosen by me, will recieve a "Good Job" response
to them from me when the contest is over.
Special consideration for picking a winner will be given to those who best capture
the essence of Dime. Think "Dimebonics" or "Caged in a Rage", you know?
The deadline for this contest is Octobruary, 38th
Good luck to you all.
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scrotal_tug wrote:Could pass as a good Dime tribute tattoo then.dan wrote:the guitar has no strings you idiot.
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Awww, come on guys.
I was hopeful that the spirit of Pantera would live on in the fans.
Where is the energy and the enthusiasm?
Where did all this ridiculously pathetic elitist negativity come from.
Yea, I'm talking to you Lager.
This forum is at least one place where I was sure we, as true Pantera
fans, could all come together and celebrate our love for excellent music
and the culture that was created in it's wake
Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
I encourage you all to throw on your favorite Pantera album, light some
insense maybe, and spark up a nice old bowl whatever Cannibus Indica
is at hand, and really connect with the spirit of Dimebag to churn out
some of those really powerful artistic pieces I know that you're all
capable of.
Good luck my friends! May your competition be fierce and your passion
for it be even more fiercier! Yeah!
I was hopeful that the spirit of Pantera would live on in the fans.
Where is the energy and the enthusiasm?
Where did all this ridiculously pathetic elitist negativity come from.
Yea, I'm talking to you Lager.
This forum is at least one place where I was sure we, as true Pantera
fans, could all come together and celebrate our love for excellent music
and the culture that was created in it's wake
Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
I encourage you all to throw on your favorite Pantera album, light some
insense maybe, and spark up a nice old bowl whatever Cannibus Indica
is at hand, and really connect with the spirit of Dimebag to churn out
some of those really powerful artistic pieces I know that you're all
capable of.
Good luck my friends! May your competition be fierce and your passion
for it be even more fiercier! Yeah!
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Causarius wrote:Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
croninburg wrote:Causarius wrote:Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
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Yeah but who the hell are you to judge a contest that no one here (including myself) takes seriously or much less would participate in. I dunno, you're last sentence here was pretty fuckin gay too. You remind me of Tony Robbins or something. Yeah!Causarius wrote:Awww, come on guys.
I was hopeful that the spirit of Pantera would live on in the fans.
Where is the energy and the enthusiasm?
Where did all this ridiculously pathetic elitist negativity come from.
Yea, I'm talking to you Lager.
This forum is at least one place where I was sure we, as true Pantera
fans, could all come together and celebrate our love for excellent music
and the culture that was created in it's wake
Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
I encourage you all to throw on your favorite Pantera album, light some
insense maybe, and spark up a nice old bowl whatever Cannibus Indica
is at hand, and really connect with the spirit of Dimebag to churn out
some of those really powerful artistic pieces I know that you're all
capable of.
Good luck my friends! May your competition be fierce and your passion
for it be even more fiercier! Yeah!
Get killed.
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Edna, that looks like a shitty Simpsons version of Dime.
Jeff, you're gay
Lager, i've got nude photos of your sister
The contest is off to a healthy start, we have a little competition,
and I mean "little" litterally.
The little kids that Maddox makes fun of on his site have more creativity and
skill in the soft spot on their heads, than you two burnouts have combined
and multiplied.
I find it hard to believe than such allegedly devoted fans of such a
legendary band, would pass an opportunity you honor it's fallen guitar god.
Especially for such a valuable and collectible Grand Prize, which is still
obviously up for grabs.
You're all scum
Jeff, you're gay
Lager, i've got nude photos of your sister
The contest is off to a healthy start, we have a little competition,
and I mean "little" litterally.
The little kids that Maddox makes fun of on his site have more creativity and
skill in the soft spot on their heads, than you two burnouts have combined
and multiplied.
I find it hard to believe than such allegedly devoted fans of such a
legendary band, would pass an opportunity you honor it's fallen guitar god.
Especially for such a valuable and collectible Grand Prize, which is still
obviously up for grabs.
You're all scum
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honk my donut.Causarius wrote:Edna, that looks like a shitty Simpsons version of Dime.
Robert Hollis wrote:Me fucking around with women cost me my college education and also one of the women I was involved for awhile ended up killing herself because she was so depressed
EvilisthenewGood wrote:I know how time zones work.
Causarius, you are a faggot.Causarius wrote:Awww, come on guys.
I was hopeful that the spirit of Pantera would live on in the fans.
Where is the energy and the enthusiasm?
Where did all this ridiculously pathetic elitist negativity come from.
Yea, I'm talking to you Lager.
This forum is at least one place where I was sure we, as true Pantera
fans, could all come together and celebrate our love for excellent music
and the culture that was created in it's wake
Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
I encourage you all to throw on your favorite Pantera album, light some
insense maybe, and spark up a nice old bowl whatever Cannibus Indica
is at hand, and really connect with the spirit of Dimebag to churn out
some of those really powerful artistic pieces I know that you're all
capable of.
Good luck my friends! May your competition be fierce and your passion
for it be even more fiercier! Yeah!
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.Assman wrote:Causarius, you are a faggot.Causarius wrote:Awww, come on guys.
I was hopeful that the spirit of Pantera would live on in the fans.
Where is the energy and the enthusiasm?
Where did all this ridiculously pathetic elitist negativity come from.
Yea, I'm talking to you Lager.
This forum is at least one place where I was sure we, as true Pantera
fans, could all come together and celebrate our love for excellent music
and the culture that was created in it's wake
Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
I encourage you all to throw on your favorite Pantera album, light some
insense maybe, and spark up a nice old bowl whatever Cannibus Indica
is at hand, and really connect with the spirit of Dimebag to churn out
some of those really powerful artistic pieces I know that you're all
capable of.
Good luck my friends! May your competition be fierce and your passion
for it be even more fiercier! Yeah!
Trying to insult someone who is superior to you doesn't make you cool, Assman
Sponsoring a Dimebag Illustration contest does, however.
Go back to the Powerpuff Girls board, you pre-teen mongoloid
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Jefferino wrote:no red beard, failed
Dimebag wrote: Excuse me, I have a pink beard.
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Got shit on
Pissed on
Spit on
Stepped on
Fucked with
Pointed at by lesser men
Pissed on
Spit on
Stepped on
Fucked with
Pointed at by lesser men
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Got shit on
Pissed on
Spit on
Stepped on
Fucked with
Pointed at by lesser men
Pissed on
Spit on
Stepped on
Fucked with
Pointed at by lesser men
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Get a life you goddamn loser. Your little contest is shit. People laugh at your retarded "contest". Die in a fire you fuckin pussy.Causarius wrote:Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.Assman wrote:Causarius, you are a faggot.Causarius wrote:Awww, come on guys.
I was hopeful that the spirit of Pantera would live on in the fans.
Where is the energy and the enthusiasm?
Where did all this ridiculously pathetic elitist negativity come from.
Yea, I'm talking to you Lager.
This forum is at least one place where I was sure we, as true Pantera
fans, could all come together and celebrate our love for excellent music
and the culture that was created in it's wake
Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
I encourage you all to throw on your favorite Pantera album, light some
insense maybe, and spark up a nice old bowl whatever Cannibus Indica
is at hand, and really connect with the spirit of Dimebag to churn out
some of those really powerful artistic pieces I know that you're all
capable of.
Good luck my friends! May your competition be fierce and your passion
for it be even more fiercier! Yeah!
Trying to insult someone who is superior to you doesn't make you cool, Assman
Sponsoring a Dimebag Illustration contest does, however.
Go back to the Powerpuff Girls board, you pre-teen mongoloid
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I used to say "on the red beard, on the lead...." but after much discusion with my friends and listening to it a million times we came think he says "ON the RAMP here on lead guitar..." idk i still like saying on the red beardBLAK2TH wrote:xxx_viola_xxx wrote:Jefferino wrote:no red beard, failed
Dimebag wrote: Excuse me, I have a pink pink beard.Phil Anselmo wrote: ..the red beard, on the lead guitar, son of a bitch Dimebag.