shits gonna be chill. i'm probably just gonna play Floods on repeat to set a nice, dark, calming vibe. there will be complimentary Blacktooth grins (lavender infused). I'll have a qualified barber on hand to do Adidas stripes on people's beards, as well as a waxing specialist to tame all of that pesky chest hair.
any other cool ideas guys?
getcha deep cleansing facial!
im opening a Pantera themed day-spa called PamperA
im opening a Pantera themed day-spa called PamperA
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guys I need some input before I pull the trigger on this!
Walnut 2 wrote:Stop saying Metallica.
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Should be called 5 minutes salon
she's got the anger of a suffragist but she's crying a river
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Massage in Blood 

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primal cucumber masque
hard lines and sunken cheeks (removal)
good friends and a bottle of complimentary moisturiser
hard lines and sunken cheeks (removal)
good friends and a bottle of complimentary moisturiser
Walnut 2 wrote:Stop saying Metallica.
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No Good (Attack The Wrinkles)
Sandblasted Skin
Uplift (those sagging boobs)
The Art Of Shedding (those excess pounds)
The Great Southern Treadmill
It Makes Them Wrinkles Disappear
Sandblasted Skin
Uplift (those sagging boobs)
The Art Of Shedding (those excess pounds)
The Great Southern Treadmill
It Makes Them Wrinkles Disappear
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:I am the fucking anti-christ and you will bow down to me.
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this thread ended up being way better than my usual garbage
Walnut 2 wrote:Stop saying Metallica.
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