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You guys will probably skin me alive :|):

But I saw him on a local access cable channel, he did an in studio performance for a classic rock station here...That was the first time I had ever actually seen him play. I was pretty fuckin impressed. There was some riff cheesiness here and there.. but overall :tup:
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Saw him at G3 last year..was good.
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LOL
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Sloppy Bacon Tits wrote:LOL
Hey. He's here to have fun goddamnit. Play nice.
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Sloppy Bacon Tits wrote:LOL
You think you'd have better things to do than follow me around saying LOL. Just think you could use all that time planning your suicide. :)
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[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"]it varies. since we are in a rewards program there we try to get our free popcorns here and there and that includes the date packs also.[/quote]
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LOL!!!!!! :|
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My favourite non metal musician :tup:
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joe satriani is a great songwriter :tup:
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dream theater sucks!!!!!!!!! marty friedman rocks ahhhhhh!!! :aargh:
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hippy wrote:dream theater sucks!!!!!!!!! marty friedman rocks ahhhhhh!!! :aargh:
That's the fucking spirit!
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:lol: piss off
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Has anyone ever played an yngwie sig strat?
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TK wrote:Has anyone ever played an yngwie sig strat?
Yeah it's pretty nice. If you played it, it might be kinda of weird at first. But it was normal because all of my Guitars are scalloped.
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aeon wrote:
TK wrote:Has anyone ever played an yngwie sig strat?
Yeah it's pretty nice. If you played it, it might be kinda of weird at first. But it was normal because all of my Guitars are scalloped.
are all of yours scalloped on the whole neck or just the higher frets?

If its the whole neck,then how long did it take you to get used to doing chords?
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TK wrote:
aeon wrote:
TK wrote:Has anyone ever played an yngwie sig strat?
Yeah it's pretty nice. If you played it, it might be kinda of weird at first. But it was normal because all of my Guitars are scalloped.
are all of yours scalloped on the whole neck or just the higher frets?

If its the whole neck,then how long did it take you to get used to doing chords?
All of them are fully scalloped, except for my ESP Hanneman w/ Kahler Trem and S-Key inlay, that has the 20th through 24th scalloped. It takes a little while to get used to playing chords without pressing harder on one string and making the chord go out of tune, etc.
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awesome guitarist. cheesy is the best way to describe him tho.
he made a career out of playing videogame-esque music
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Uhhh...not really.
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Wayne wrote:awesome guitarist. cheesy is the best way to describe him tho.
he made a career out of playing videogame-esque music
:lol:
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Jefferino wrote:You guys will probably skin me alive :|):

But I saw him on a local access cable channel, he did an in studio performance for a classic rock station here...That was the first time I had ever actually seen him play. I was pretty fuckin impressed. There was some riff cheesiness here and there.. but overall :tup:
Jefferino wrote:okay- pretty simple, you goto www.google.com...

THEN!

you type "Joe Satriani videos" and

BAM

you can stop wasting everybody's time!
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Jefferino wrote:LOL!!!!!! :|
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hippy wrote:dream theater sucks!!!!!!!!! marty friedman rocks ahhhhhh!!! :aargh:
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Satch is total class.

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Balls On Parade wrote:
Jefferino wrote:You guys will probably skin me alive :|):

But I saw him on a local access cable channel, he did an in studio performance for a classic rock station here...That was the first time I had ever actually seen him play. I was pretty fuckin impressed. There was some riff cheesiness here and there.. but overall :tup:
Jefferino wrote:okay- pretty simple, you goto www.google.com...

THEN!

you type "Joe Satriani videos" and

BAM

you can stop wasting everybody's time!
Damn I bet that took alot of time, wow you even combined an old comment with a new comment....nice touch... :aargh:
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Joe Satriani is my favourite Solo guitarist. I saw him last year on G3 and he was all over Vai and Fripp. He rules.
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Satriani's lighting effects are messed up enough to give anyone a seizure. Especially with that guitar that's like a mirror :lol:. I thought Vai was more interesting live though. How they had all 3 guitarists fretting for eachother while picking.
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Avulsed wrote:Satriani's lighting effects are messed up enough to give anyone a seizure. Especially with that guitar that's like a mirror :lol:. I thought Vai was more interesting live though. How they had all 3 guitarists fretting for eachother while picking.
them playing each others necks was the gayest thing ive ever seen.
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Looks like a fag, so why not enjoy his antics? Better than Malmsteen's performance anyways.
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yeah but malmsteen sucks
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DBS wrote:Joe Satriani is my favourite Solo guitarist. I saw him last year on G3 and he was all over Vai and Fripp. He rules.
Totally.

Fripp was gash. I went outside for half an hour (As did most other people) while he played his shitty elevator music.
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weonlywonfiveone wrote:
DBS wrote:Joe Satriani is my favourite Solo guitarist. I saw him last year on G3 and he was all over Vai and Fripp. He rules.
Totally.

Fripp was gash. I went outside for half an hour (As did most other people) while he played his shitty elevator music.
Yeah me too. I thought it was the build up to the show because i couldnt see him from where i was sitting, but it went on for about 35 minutes. It stopped and Vai comes on and says Robert Fripp Ladies and gentlemen. Jesus he was awful.
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DBS wrote:
weonlywonfiveone wrote:
DBS wrote:Joe Satriani is my favourite Solo guitarist. I saw him last year on G3 and he was all over Vai and Fripp. He rules.
Totally.

Fripp was gash. I went outside for half an hour (As did most other people) while he played his shitty elevator music.
Yeah me too. I thought it was the build up to the show because i couldnt see him from where i was sitting, but it went on for about 35 minutes. It stopped and Vai comes on and says Robert Fripp Ladies and gentlemen. Jesus he was awful.
Yeh what was all that about? Hiding behind all the backline and shit. He was such a poor performer, it may as well have just been a CD playing. Utterly pointless.
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