If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Mr.AntonCrowley · Post by **Mr.AntonCrowley** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:25 pm

Mad Muir wrote:You do know about Vinnies current sponsorship with Arby's I assume Mr. Crowley?

News to me man, I haven't taken much interest in vinnie recently. Although, he does love them.

Jebodiah · Post by **Jebodiah** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:42 am

It's time I finally eat out at Arby's this week for lunch. They better be as good as they look.

Tyson · Post by **Tyson** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:07 am

Leviathan wrote:Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.

TerryToughCunt · Post by **TerryToughCunt** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:04 am

Stop making fun of fat people.

aggressor_27 · Post by **aggressor_27** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:41 am

Had he made a living as a rotary power tool he'd be Dimebag Dremel.

R.I.P.

ron c nigbur · Post by **ron c nigbur** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:12 pm

ihsahn_disciple10 · Post by **ihsahn_disciple10** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:01 pm

If he were a Transformer, he'd be Optimus Primebag Darrell

If he hung our with Paul Simon, he'd be Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thymebag Darrell

If he were in Iron Maiden, he'd be Somewhere in Timebag Darrell

If he were a Rasta, he'd be Dreadbag Darrell

DBS · Post by **DBS** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:37 pm

if dimebag had been a magician, he'd have caught that bullet in his teeth and we'd all live happily ever after.

Eibon · Post by **Eibon** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:03 pm

who cares, he'd be dead now anyway from his alcohol abuse.

Damageplan sucked

TerryToughCunt · Post by **TerryToughCunt** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:48 pm

DBS wrote:if dimebag had been a magician, he'd have caught that bullet in his teeth and we'd all live happily ever after.

Where's the malapropism in that, asshole?

Dimebag_Dave · Post by **Dimebag_Dave** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:46 am

PANTERA RENOONUN 2017 PHIL ON BASS

Roz · Post by **Roz** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:40 am

Tyson wrote:
Leviathan wrote:Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.

Eibon · Post by **Eibon** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:07 am

ihsahn_disciple10 wrote:If he were a Transformer, he'd be Optimus Primebag Darrell

this calls for a Jeb painting

Jebodiah · Post by **Jebodiah** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:31 pm

Eibon wrote:
ihsahn_disciple10 wrote:If he were a Transformer, he'd be Optimus Primebag Darrell
this calls for a Jeb painting

maybe.

Eibon · Post by **Eibon** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:32 pm

do it

ihsahn_disciple10 · Post by **ihsahn_disciple10** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:23 pm

a Jeb painting?

Mad Muir · Post by **Mad Muir** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:24 pm

MS Paint, yo. Jeb is an artist.

DBS · Post by **DBS** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:16 pm

DBS wrote:if dimebag had been a magician, he'd have caught that bullet in his teeth and we'd all live happily ever after.

what an awful post.

TerryToughCunt · Post by **TerryToughCunt** » Sun May 22, 2011 6:21 am

TerryToughCunt wrote:Had he been Jewish, he would have been called Dimeberg Darrell.

He would also go by this moniker had he sunk the Titanic.

MetalIsCartoons · Post by **MetalIsCartoons** » Sun May 22, 2011 7:48 pm

If he was a pothead, he would have been called dimebag darrell.

Tyson · Post by **Tyson** » Sun May 22, 2011 8:01 pm

if he was in a glam band he'd be diamond darrell

ihsahn_disciple10 · Post by **ihsahn_disciple10** » Sun May 22, 2011 9:46 pm

If he hosted Dirty Jobs, he'd be Grimebag Darrell

If he fucked Cyndi Lauper he'd be Time After Timebag Darell

If he lived in Napa Valley he'd be Winebag Darrell

If her were gay he'd be Interior Designbag Darell

aggressor_27 · Post by **aggressor_27** » Sun May 22, 2011 9:50 pm

If looks could kill then Dimebag Darrell would be an uzi or a shotgun bang what's up with that thang I wanna know how does it hang

MetalIsCartoons · Post by **MetalIsCartoons** » Sun May 22, 2011 11:02 pm

If Dimebag were a guitar player heâ€™d be in Pantera.

The Fear · Post by **The Fear** » Tue May 24, 2011 3:43 pm

DBS wrote:
DBS wrote:if dimebag had been a magician, he'd have caught that bullet in his teeth and we'd all live happily ever after.
what an awful catch.

Bar Rat · Post by **Bar Rat** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:42 pm

If Dime couldn't see and was homosexual he'd be Blindfag Darrell.

Tyson · Post by **Tyson** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:07 pm

Nice av Dean

Bar Rat · Post by **Bar Rat** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:11 pm

Thanks. I got it off this guy on the boxing website.

Tyson · Post by **Tyson** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:19 pm

your next avatar should be this

ihsahn_disciple10 · Post by **ihsahn_disciple10** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:50 am

Tyson, YOUR next avatar should be this...

aggressor_27 · Post by **aggressor_27** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:14 am

Don't hate, self-fellate

stygian · Post by **stygian** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:37 pm

Tyson wrote:if he was in a glam band he'd be diamond darrell

when did he change that actually?

Tyson · Post by **Tyson** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:14 pm

I thought it was between 'Cowboys' and 'Vulgar'

shitbag · Post by **shitbag** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:26 pm

what if pantera made shit music and dimebag ate his own poop?

Mad Muir · Post by **Mad Muir** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:31 pm

then he would be WINNING

Tyson · Post by **Tyson** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:33 pm

If he had colon cancer he'd be shitbag darrell

Bar Rat · Post by **Bar Rat** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:48 am

Tyson wrote:I thought it was between 'Cowboys' and 'Vulgar'

IT WAS BETWEEN VULGAR AND FBD, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!! GET YOUR GODDAMNED FACTS STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ass · Post by **Ass** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:52 pm

Had he made his living as a lumberjack we would be Pinebag Darrel

IFryKids · Post by **IFryKids** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:35 pm

If Dime posted on the PBB as Tyson, he would be Whinebag Darrell.

Bodom J (2) · Post by **Bodom J (2)** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:42 pm

If he had been a female he would be finebag daisy