Clititor is useful to your vagina's ability to remain alive.Sky Black wrote:Lipitor is useful to your wife's ability to remain alive.
Anybody experience with drilling out cracks in cymbals?
- JesseJames
- Natural Born Badass
- Posts: 16248
- Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm
JesseJames wrote:Clititor is useful to my wife's sexual satisfaction, since I cannot provide her with an orgasm via intercourse, which is also why she often participates in threesomes with Ben and Jerry.Sky Black wrote:Lipitor is useful to your wife's ability to remain alive.
Love too often is only a dream
If I am harsh and unkind to myself
So I share these attitudes with you
If I am harsh and unkind to myself
So I share these attitudes with you
- JesseJames
- Natural Born Badass
- Posts: 16248
- Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm
Sky Black wrote:JesseJames wrote:Rope and shower rods are useful to a dogs breathing dissatisfaction, since I cannot handle the fact the dog will not like me, even with intercourse, which is ironic since I berate people that participate in recreational activities such as fishing.Sky Black wrote:Lipitor is useful to your wife's ability to remain alive.
Tyson wrote:How many votes did you ever get in the PBB awards for being the funniest poster?
- croninburg
- Lynch Mob
- Posts: 12341
- Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:00 pm
- Location: new terrain
JesseJames wrote:If Sky once killed a dog in self-defense, well, I guess I can relate, because those three Double Western Bacon Cheeseburgers that attacked my wife's gullet left her no choice but to put them down.Sky Black wrote:Lipitor is useful to your wife's ability to remain alive.
Love too often is only a dream
If I am harsh and unkind to myself
So I share these attitudes with you
If I am harsh and unkind to myself
So I share these attitudes with you
- JesseJames
- Natural Born Badass
- Posts: 16248
- Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm
What part of this says self defense?Sky Black wrote:JesseJames wrote:If Sky once killed a dog in self-defense.Sky Black wrote:Lipitor is useful to your wife's ability to remain alive.
And here's the peta doosieSky Black wrote:My brother's dog attacked me once, and ripped up my legs pretty bad, so I waited until everyone was gone like 2 weeks later and killed it, and buried it in a field. I pretended to help my brother look for him.
Sky Black wrote:I've never said animals are better than people. But I feel horrible about what I did, and i wish I hadn't have done it.
The dog was really vicious towards me, and one day I had had enough so I tired him out by terrorizing him with a curtain rod until I could wrap a length of speaker wire around his neck and strangled him with it. Then I hid his body in a cabinet in the garage and at 2 in the morning I put him in a garbage bag and buried him in a vacant field by an elementary school playground.
Tyson wrote:How many votes did you ever get in the PBB awards for being the funniest poster?
That's pretty hardcore. Do you work for the ALF?JesseJames wrote:What part of this says self defense?Sky Black wrote:JesseJames wrote:If Sky once killed a dog in self-defense.Sky Black wrote:Lipitor is useful to your wife's ability to remain alive.And here's the peta doosieSky Black wrote:My brother's dog attacked me once, and ripped up my legs pretty bad, so I waited until everyone was gone like 2 weeks later and killed it, and buried it in a field. I pretended to help my brother look for him.
Sky Black wrote:I've never said animals are better than people. But I feel horrible about what I did, and i wish I hadn't have done it.
The dog was really vicious towards me, and one day I had had enough so I tired him out by terrorizing him with a curtain rod until I could wrap a length of speaker wire around his neck and strangled him with it. Then I hid his body in a cabinet in the garage and at 2 in the morning I put him in a garbage bag and buried him in a vacant field by an elementary school playground.
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
- JesseJames
- Natural Born Badass
- Posts: 16248
- Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm
I just noticed the bold part.. I spent those 2 weeks living in fear of this dog. I told my parents what happened but my brother begged and pleaded and they ended up letting him keep it. I was 12 years old dude, I didn't think I had any other choice.
Love too often is only a dream
If I am harsh and unkind to myself
So I share these attitudes with you
If I am harsh and unkind to myself
So I share these attitudes with you
Oh, I thought this was something you did recently.Sky Black wrote:I just noticed the bold part.. I spent those 2 weeks living in fear of this dog. I told my parents what happened but my brother begged and pleaded and they ended up letting him keep it. I was 12 years old dude, I didn't think I had any other choice.
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
- JesseJames
- Natural Born Badass
- Posts: 16248
- Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm
So then it wasn't self defense, but premeditated murder.Sky Black wrote:I just noticed the bold part.. I spent those 2 weeks living in fear of this dog. I told my parents what happened but my brother begged and pleaded and they ended up letting him keep it. I was 12 years old dude, I didn't think I had any other choice.
Maybe that dog would have grown up to be the best dog ever, the taco bell dog, star of air bud, something. I guess the world will never know. What we do know is he probably is a master of the "lay down" command now.
Tyson wrote:How many votes did you ever get in the PBB awards for being the funniest poster?
Call it what you want, but it is what it is. I acted to defend myself against what I perceived to be a threat to my safety after having been seriously attacked once already. This dog's behavior became increasingly aggressive, from growling and blocking my path, to darting out and nipping at me, to tearing up my legs and scarring me for life. I felt it was safe to assume it would have only continued to become more aggressive.
JesseJames wrote:What we do know is he probably is a master of the "lay down" command now.
Love too often is only a dream
If I am harsh and unkind to myself
So I share these attitudes with you
If I am harsh and unkind to myself
So I share these attitudes with you
- JesseJames
- Natural Born Badass
- Posts: 16248
- Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm
- JesseJames
- Natural Born Badass
- Posts: 16248
- Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm
Really what makes me giggle the most is the devestating weapons in her 12 year old arsenal. Speaker wire, and a shower rod.
Couldn't go get one of dad's guns, or better yet let it off the leash and let it get ran over. No, you thought about it for two weeks and the best you got was speaker wires and shower rods.
God, I love you.
Couldn't go get one of dad's guns, or better yet let it off the leash and let it get ran over. No, you thought about it for two weeks and the best you got was speaker wires and shower rods.
God, I love you.
Tyson wrote:How many votes did you ever get in the PBB awards for being the funniest poster?
- JesseJames
- Natural Born Badass
- Posts: 16248
- Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm
Sky and I actually have guitars and other musical equipment.texasborn wrote:croninburg wrote:Please, not in the Musicians Corner!
oh yeah, no shit JJ. getting pissed at me for posting in here and yet you and carnal are fighting in the precious musician thread. OH GOD NO!
Tyson wrote:How many votes did you ever get in the PBB awards for being the funniest poster?
Believe me I thought of everything I could. I left the front and back doors open numerous times but it never ran away. My dad would have noticed if I had fired his gun, and the mess...JesseJames wrote:Really what makes me giggle the most is the devestating weapons in her 12 year old arsenal. Speaker wire, and a shower rod.
Couldn't go get one of dad's guns, or better yet let it off the leash and let it get ran over. No, you thought about it for two weeks and the best you got was speaker wires and shower rods.
God, I love you.
If I had a car I would have tried to maybe stuff it in a burlap sack or something after I had trapped it in the closet and exhausted it by poking it with the shower curtain rod, and then just drop it off somewhere far away. It was still really ferocious when I let it out enough to get the wire around its neck, so I doubt that would have worked anyway. I thought about calling animal control, but it had a collar, was in the house, and didn't act like this when my parents were home, so I assumed it wouldn't when they came. Also, there was the chance my brother would be home when they arrived and said "no no that's my dog, my sister is a cunt" etc.
If my dad had seen the wounds when they were fresh he definitely would have, but after it happened my brother tried to blackmail me by threatening to tell on me for various things, because he knew he'd lose the dog if I told.texasborn wrote:that is awesome! I wouldnt had the balls to do that at 12. but also my parents wouldnt have kept a crazy dog. my dad would have taken it off and dumped it on the railroad somewhere.
There were a good 3 hours or so between school and when my parents would get home from work, and despite my brother promising to control the dog from then on, he didn't, and would go play with his friends and often leave me all alone with it. During that time, I was a virtual prisoner in my room. I had to come and go through my bedroom window, dart in and out of the bathroom, etc. A few days later it chased me into my room and just sat outside my door, and that evening I said fuck it and told my parents that it had attacked me, but the wounds looked a lot less serious by then.
Last edited by Sky Black on Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Love too often is only a dream
If I am harsh and unkind to myself
So I share these attitudes with you
If I am harsh and unkind to myself
So I share these attitudes with you