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And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

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What's the last thing a bass player says in a band?



















Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs
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Being a good bass player > Being a good guitar player
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It could be worse, I hear Neil Peart only had a nickel.
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Motorhead wrote:Being a good bass player > Being a good guitar player
I was going to say something about how there is no system of measurement for this kind of thing, and that it's not skill but what you do with it that matters and yadda yadda yadda, but instead I'm just going to call you a faggot.

You unbelievable faggot.
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Stay out of the musicians forum forever.
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:lol:
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Muffin wrote:Stay out of the musicians forum forever.
I'm a better musician than you! So

NO you fucking ass licking dumbledorf faggotfuck cullo motherfucker dickwad you gonna GET IT! GET IT GOOD GOAN FUCK YO ASS UP
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Jesus...it's just a joke?
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
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Motorhead wrote:
Muffin wrote:Stay out of the musicians forum forever.
I'm a better musician than you! So

NO you fucking ass licking dumbledorf faggotfuck cullo motherfucker dickwad you gonna GET IT! GET IT GOOD GOAN FUCK YO ASS UP
shut up.
If you're reading this, you're stupid
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Muffin wrote:Stay out of the musicians forum forever.
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well shit. i have nothing witty to say to that cartoon
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When did Motorhead become a musician? He claims to be better than everyone.
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Wagner Vajagner wrote:When did Motorhead become a musician. He claims to be better than everyone.
hes got lots of grindcore street creds in mass. everybody knows his fuckin skills the kid is incredible.
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Bassists need to stop being discriminated. I want to hear bass on albums and during live shows.


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Maelstrom wrote:Bassists need to stop being discriminated. I want to hear bass on albums and during live shows.


FUCK FUCK FUCK
When us bassists run bands, this happens. Even when I played metal you could hear everything I did. You just have to smack the guitard with his Metal Zone every once in awhile to remind the others of their place.
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Maelstrom wrote:Bassists need to stop being discriminated. I want to hear bass on albums and during live shows.


FUCK FUCK FUCK
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I_ifm_Vg5uY
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you wanna hear bass in metal? Atheist, Coroner, Afflicted, Spiral Architect, Pestilence, Cynic, Watchtower...listen to them, Mael.
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im a guitar player but always more impressed with bassplayers and drummers. ive been thinking about playing bass in a funk or reggae band, pretty much pointless in metal...
Don't quote me boy, 'cause i ain't said shit.
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PABassPlayer wrote:Jesus...it's just a joke?
So was what I said. Did you take it seriously?
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Motorhead wrote:
PABassPlayer wrote:Jesus...it's just a joke?
So was what I said. Did you take it seriously?
Is this the part where you say " I was only kidding..you're all owned"?
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
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PABassPlayer wrote:
Motorhead wrote:
PABassPlayer wrote:Jesus...it's just a joke?
So was what I said. Did you take it seriously?
Is this the part where you say " I was only kidding..you're all owned"?
So you did take it seriously :lol:

How much more obvious do facetious statements have to be for it to be obvious?!
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as a Bass player.. I find it hard to be a black man in a white world :negro:
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