MARYLAND DEATHFEST 2009

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:39 pm

whitemike wrote:Fuck I REALLY want to go to this. Is anyone actually going to this that I could crash at theirs? I can get flights to Baltimore for under Â£300. I am so going! Someone let me crash at theirs for a week

We'll all repose at Coffey Manor!

Bert · Post by **Bert** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:01 pm

IFryKids wrote:
Bert wrote:Pestilence, Hail of Bullets and Asphyx
Martin Van Drunen

Damn right

ImaginaryEntity · Post by **ImaginaryEntity** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:23 pm

God damn am I going to try to be there

whitemike · Post by **whitemike** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:31 pm

Cock Lobster wrote:
whitemike wrote:Fuck I REALLY want to go to this. Is anyone actually going to this that I could crash at theirs? I can get flights to Baltimore for under Â£300. I am so going! Someone let me crash at theirs for a week
We'll all repose at Coffey Manor!

And have naked chocolate wrestling

Bodom J · Post by **Bodom J** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:59 pm

IFryKids wrote:

Pestilence (Netherlands)
Asphyx (Netherlands)
Atheist (Florida)
Enslaved (Norway)
Marduk (Sweden)
Immolation (New York)
Brutal Truth (New York)
Hail of Bullets (Netherlands)
Abscess (California)
Absu (Texas)
General Surgery (Sweden)
Today is the Day (Tennessee)
Swallow the Sun (Finland)
Pig Destroyer (Virginia)
Birdflesh (Sweden)
The Red Chord (Massachusetts)
Keep of Kalessin (Norway)
Victims (Sweden)
Rotten Sound (Finland)
Phobia (California)
Devourment (Texas)
Sayyadina (Sweden)
Flesh Parade (Louisiana)
Jig-Ai (Czech Republic)
Trap Them (New Hampshire)
Antigama (Poland)
Splitter (Sweden)
Grief (Massachusetts)
Agenda of Swine (California)
Entrails Massacre (Germany)
Kill the Client (Texas)
Magrudergrind (Washington DC)
Lair of the Minotaur (Illinois)
Crowpath (Sweden)
Man Must Die (Scotland)
Gnostic (Georgia)
Unearthly Trance (New York)
Maruta (Florida)
Car Bomb (New York)
Weekend Nachos (Illinois)
Pretty Little Flower (Texas)
Hero Destroyed (Pennsylvania)
Complete Failure (Pennsylvania)
Drugs of Faith (Maryland)
Triac (Maryland)

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hooooooly shit! This is gonna rule! I'm not going! But it will rule for those who go!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:06 am

Fucking come Bodom. I'm going to give you a big fat noogie.

Lumber Jack Off · Post by **Lumber Jack Off** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:39 am

shit i'm even considering going this year. tickets go on sale this friday.

heavymetalsoldier666 · Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:04 pm

Cock Lobster wrote:
Motorhead wrote:
Kellan wrote:How does one claim to listen to metal and know only three bands from that list? Unless of course you listen to Metallica. Constantly.
SD can you give us some insight as well?
So if you don't know the bands on this list you don't listen to metal?

Dumbest thing I've EVER read here. Amazing.
Shut up. There's nothing amazing about that statement and it isn't the dumbest thing you've EVER read here. Don't be a douchebag (if you can help it!).

Unless, as has been said, you are some poseur Hot Topic metalhead like a Robert Hollis or Steve Coffey who think 80's Metallica is as heavy as it gets, you SHOULD know that Mayhem, Marduk, Enslaved, and Keep of Kalessin are black metal bands, who sound nothing like Phobia, a crust-grind band, and nothing like Lair of the Minotaur, a thrash band, and nothing like Grief, a legendary MA doom metal band, and nothing like Pig Destroyer, Pestilence Immolation, Bolt Thrower, Atheist, all death metal bands with very distinct sounds.

How many feet do you have, anyway? Are they all equally delicious?

I shop at hot topic off and on for cool t-shirts. But I am not trendy metal fan with tattoos all over my body including my head and face. I don't shave my head and I am also not some mallgoth. I have a very classic image. I wear levi jeans. I would have fit in the 1960s and 1970s.

whitemike · Post by **whitemike** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:10 pm

Does anyone actually live near the venue?

ImaginaryEntity · Post by **ImaginaryEntity** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:54 pm

whitemike wrote:Does anyone actually live near the venue?

15 or so hours away

whitemike · Post by **whitemike** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:36 pm

Fuck looks like I'll just have to get some cheap ass hotel then for a while!

whitemike · Post by **whitemike** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:41 am

Looks like I'm coming over with one of the bands who are playing, Man Must Die. They're from Scotland as well and they're pretty fuckin good. Dunno where I'll be staying tho

Lumber Jack Off · Post by **Lumber Jack Off** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:52 am

the promoter usually puts the bands in a nearby hotel.

Izzy · Post by **Izzy** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:41 pm

whitemike wrote:Does anyone actually live near the venue?

PG's probably a 20 minute drive from the place. I'm an hour away. I don't plan on going (although there are a few bands there I wouldn't mind seeing, I couldn't sit for a whole day's worth of death metal), but I'd love to drive up to Baltimore and get drunk with any of you bastards who might be going

Izzy · Post by **Izzy** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:42 pm

Lumber Jack Off wrote:the promoter usually puts the bands in a nearby hotel.

The Sonar Lounge is in a bit of a shitty area but it's not far from some really nice hotels. It's close to the Inner Harbor which is basically the only part of Baltimore worth going to as a tourist.

Lumber Jack Off · Post by **Lumber Jack Off** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:39 pm

line up is now as follows:

Bolt Thrower (England)
Mayhem (Norway)
Pestilence (Netherlands)
Napalm Death (England)
Asphyx (Netherlands)
Atheist (Florida)
Enslaved (Norway)
Marduk (Sweden)
Immolation (New York)
Brutal Truth (New York)
Venomous Concept (England and NY)
Absu (Texas)
Hail of Bullets (Netherlands)
Abscess (California)
General Surgery (Sweden)
Today is the Day (Tennessee)
Swallow the Sun (Finland)
Pig Destroyer (Virginia)
Birdflesh (Sweden)
The Red Chord (Massachusetts)
Keep of Kalessin (Norway)
Victims (Sweden)
Rotten Sound (Finland)
Misery Index (Maryland)
Phobia (California)
Devourment (Texas)
Sayyadina (Sweden)
Flesh Parade (Louisiana)
Jig-Ai (Czech Republic)
Trap Them (New Hampshire)
Antigama (Poland)
Splitter (Sweden)
Grief (Massachusetts)
Agenda of Swine (California)
Entrails Massacre (Germany)
Kill the Client (Texas)
Magrudergrind (Washington DC)
Lair of the Minotaur (Illinois)
Crowpath (Sweden)
Man Must Die (Scotland)
Gnostic (Georgia)
Unearthly Trance (New York)
Maruta (Florida)
Car Bomb (New York)
Weekend Nachos (Illinois)
Catheter (Colorado)
The Endless Blockade (Canada)
Pretty Little Flower (Texas)
Hero Destroyed (Pennsylvania)
Complete Failure (Pennsylvania)
Drugs of Faith (Maryland)
Triac (Maryland)

whitemike · Post by **whitemike** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:12 am

Izzy wrote:
whitemike wrote:Does anyone actually live near the venue?
PG's probably a 20 minute drive from the place. I'm an hour away. I don't plan on going (although there are a few bands there I wouldn't mind seeing, I couldn't sit for a whole day's worth of death metal), but I'd love to drive up to Baltimore and get drunk with any of you bastards who might be going

Will you show me around?

Bodom J · Post by **Bodom J** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:21 am

Cock Lobster wrote:Fucking come Bodom. I'm going to give you a big fat noogie.

you give me a noogie and I'll rip your fucking head off. goddamn, a noogie is one thing I will not tolerate.

Izzy · Post by **Izzy** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:24 pm

whitemike wrote:
Izzy wrote:
whitemike wrote:Does anyone actually live near the venue?
PG's probably a 20 minute drive from the place. I'm an hour away. I don't plan on going (although there are a few bands there I wouldn't mind seeing, I couldn't sit for a whole day's worth of death metal), but I'd love to drive up to Baltimore and get drunk with any of you bastards who might be going
Will you show me around?

Absolutely! We'll all get really drunk and get kicked out of a strip club

DBS · Post by **DBS** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:12 pm

i love every single band on that list but because the name is lame ('deathfest????') i'm not going to go.

Lumber Jack Off · Post by **Lumber Jack Off** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:15 pm

I agree they should change the name. it started out as just death metal bands but now they have bands from many genre's so it's kind of silly.

Izzy · Post by **Izzy** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:28 pm

DBS wrote:i love every single band on that list but because the name is lame ('deathfest????') i'm not going to go.

Good; you're far too pretty for Baltimore.

whitemike · Post by **whitemike** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:40 pm

Izzy wrote:
whitemike wrote:
Izzy wrote:
whitemike wrote:Does anyone actually live near the venue?
PG's probably a 20 minute drive from the place. I'm an hour away. I don't plan on going (although there are a few bands there I wouldn't mind seeing, I couldn't sit for a whole day's worth of death metal), but I'd love to drive up to Baltimore and get drunk with any of you bastards who might be going
Will you show me around?
Absolutely! We'll all get really drunk and get kicked out of a strip club

Fuckin rite! I'm going to start looking at hotel prices. Me and my friend are definitely coming over

Going to buy tickets next month

buck satan · Post by **buck satan** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:13 pm

Leviathan wrote:Mayhem better do a full U.S. tour.

Legendary Norwegian black metallers MAYHEM will return to the U.S. to celebrate their 25th Anniversary in May and June 2009. Swedenâ€™s MARDUK will support. Dates will be announced shortly, though both bands are already confirmed for next yearâ€™s Maryland Deathfest.

Leviathan · Post by **Leviathan** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:23 pm

Very cool news. Supposed to be a 21 date tour, too, so I doubt I'll be missing this.

buck satan · Post by **buck satan** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:25 pm

I never really liked Marduk on Tekken 4

Eibon · Post by **Eibon** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:15 pm

Marduk rules but like all bands playing 250mph their set is waaay to long.

like the first 30 minutes of Morbid Angel or whatever rules then it's just sonic mud.

Lumber Jack Off · Post by **Lumber Jack Off** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:28 am

Eibon wrote:Marduk rules but like all bands playing 250mph their set is waaay to long.

like the first 30 minutes of Morbid Angel or whatever rules then it's just sonic mud.

you must have seen MA in a shitty venue.

Eibon · Post by **Eibon** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:38 am

no a great venue.

but an hour of blast beats is

Izzy · Post by **Izzy** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:00 pm

Eibon wrote:no a great venue.

but an hour of blast beats is

This is very very very very very very true.

Motorhead · Post by **Motorhead** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:02 am

Izzy wrote:
Eibon wrote:no a great venue.

but an hour of blast beats is
This is very very very very very very true.

Yup!

I should go and kick Cory in the ass

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:07 pm

Bodom J wrote:
Cock Lobster wrote:Fucking come Bodom. I'm going to give you a big fat noogie.
you give me a noogie and I'll rip your fucking head off. goddamn, a noogie is one thing I will not tolerate.

DBS · Post by **DBS** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:36 pm

Izzy wrote:
DBS wrote:i love every single band on that list but because the name is lame ('deathfest????') i'm not going to go.
Good; you're far too pretty for Baltimore.

i'm glad you picked up on the fact i was taking the piss out of you, you unbelievable sonofabitch!

lumber jackoff - i wasn't having a go at the fest, just something izzy said about how he didn't watch a movie cos it had a stupid name.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:50 pm

I could see DBS and Izzy being a good time. It'd be like when you're at some other family's house for dinner and two brothers keep needling each other until someone's crying and/or bleeding and/or spanked.

Izzy · Post by **Izzy** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:51 am

I'd totally hang out/get drunk with DBS. But he IS kinda pretty so it might lead to something I'd regret when I sobered up

long4theblur · Post by **long4theblur** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:34 pm

Izzy wrote:I'd totally hang out/get drunk with DBS. But he IS kinda pretty so it might lead to something I'd regret when I sobered up

Especially when he doesn't call you afterwards

DBS · Post by **DBS** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:00 pm

long4theblur wrote:
Izzy wrote:I'd totally hang out/get drunk with DBS. But he IS kinda pretty so it might lead to something I'd regret when I sobered up
Especially when he doesn't call you afterwards

i still talk to you on here

long4theblur · Post by **long4theblur** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:24 pm

DBS wrote:
long4theblur wrote:
Izzy wrote:I'd totally hang out/get drunk with DBS. But he IS kinda pretty so it might lead to something I'd regret when I sobered up
Especially when he doesn't call you afterwards
i still talk to you on here

IT'S NOT THE SAME AND YOU KNOW IT

You told me sweet nothings...you told me everything I wanted to hear...you told me you believed in a thing called love.....

whitemike · Post by **whitemike** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:38 pm

long4theblur wrote:
you told me you believed in a thing called love.....

MetalStrikesDown · Post by **MetalStrikesDown** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:04 pm

Goddamn I wish I could go to this...

I was looking at the lists of bands who have been there in past years onteh Wiki, and under 2006 it has the bands and at the end it says "other bands that do not matter"