listen to my band

AoD · Post by **AoD** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:42 am

fuck you for not liking guttural vocals, ignore it and listen to the music you assholes http://www.myspace.com/nytentacles

Gnarkiller · Post by **Gnarkiller** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:03 am

singing is beautifull but the music is too girly for my taste

SuicideNote · Post by **SuicideNote** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:16 am

i can't fucking read that

tweek · Post by **tweek** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:34 pm

Tommy Toughguy not even best Ernie solo rofl.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:01 pm

Ernie! hook us up with a show in NY when we come through on tour!

Aeon · Post by **Aeon** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:59 pm

Is Scott a virgin?

AoD · Post by **AoD** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:08 pm

scott fucks anything that moves and does it alot...

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:53 pm

That's pretty handsome.

AoD · Post by **AoD** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:19 am

that is handsome

hektik · Post by **hektik** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:23 am

tentacles rules. i'll cum play bass for you

AoD · Post by **AoD** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:37 pm

do it! we need at least 2 bassists and maybee 2 or 3 more guitarists

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:51 pm

You guys should cover something absurd like "Leave It" by Yes or "It's Raining Men".

UNGODLIKE · Post by **UNGODLIKE** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:38 pm

We are myspace's most professional cover band. Consider it a good thing that no-one has ever heard of the real "tentacles" we actually do Justice to the songs those guys wrote, and pretty much take credit for everything they've done. Hey, dont hate the player, hate the gaym. We wish they came up with a better name, because Tentacles is pretty lame. but hey, we're a coverband, dont blame us. We also wish they wrote better songs for us to rip off, but again, we're just a coverband. we make more money than the original members. we sell more merch, and play way more shows than the real Tentacles. Just forget about those guys. ahhh FUCK EM!! ........ That horrible excuse of a band was formed in the glory hole of wonderful saratoga springs in upstate N.Y. by Ernie Rau of MUCOPUS and Rob Nudo of ORGANHARVEST. Shortly there after Rotten Scrot aka Scott Savaria from STREETSWEEPER and Zach Parker from WASTEFORM joined the band. We recorded a 3 song demo and played a bunch of kickass shows... after a few months Rob took time off from the band to focus on school and was replaced by Jeff Davis, drummer from RECON and ISRAFEL. Zach left to focus on his other band, MANTELA and was quickly replaced by Jeff Leifer From ORGAN HARVEST, ... Now With a solid lineup of hardworking, Dedicated musicians, Tentacles is ready to hit the road and fuck shit up all over the place! We have shared the stage with bands such as SUFFOCATION, IMMOLATION, DEVOURMENT , SKINLESS , MACABRE, WAKING THE CADAVER, MALIGNANCY, DEHUMANIZED, MUCOPUS, SEXCRAMENT, MISERY INDEX, RECON, CLITORTURE, MORTAL DECAY, UNMERCIFUL, VITAL REMAINS, Inhuman Dissiliency and many more... expect more brutal ass shit soon!
..................................................................................... ............. ..................................................................................... ................. Here is a Review one of our fans wrote.
............................................................................. .................... ................................................................................... ................ About the show in Troy Body: I want my $5 back. I was under the assumption that I was going to a Most Precious Blood/hardcore show. You know the type of music that has REAl meaning behind the lyrics and just not lyrics about the fantasies of Star Wars nerds living in their mom's basements/attics. You have the WORST stage presence that I have ever seen in any band of any form of music ever. When was the last time you honestly ever killed something and by that I don't mean when you killed what little self-respect you ever had for yourself in the first place. You sit on stage like some Cannibal Corpse wannabe when you know deep down inside that you will never amount to half of what they did. I'm not in anyway knocking the genre, I'm just spewing my hatred towards the 'music' you make. And also it would be nice when the guitarist tries to do backup vocals that you actually have his mic on. He looked like a quadrapeligic trying to take a shit while not in his wheelchair. I'm sorry for sounding like such a dick, but death metal reached it's pinnacle once and that pinnacle is called Hammer Smahsed Face and that is something that Testicles will never come within a 1/1,000 of doing. Quit your job, and work at McDonald's so you can actually be distributing death and not just trying to be something you're not. You're no Napalm Death, you're no Chris Barnes, your bass player is definately no Alex Webster. So go take your retardation and degredation to another genre and exploit something else because no one is shocked by what you have to say, because you're probaly not saying anything. Growling into the microphone is not singing.... even by death metal standards. Don't take offense, I'm sure your mommy loves you if you haven't eaten her alive already.

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:46 pm

Proof that there is no such thing as bad publicity: I did not visit that site until I read that review, then I had to check it out.

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:53 pm

What is that your playing?

What is that your he's wearing?

Aeon · Post by **Aeon** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:55 pm

He made his own guitar apparently.

AoD · Post by **AoD** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:21 pm

thats my jubeEarner and scott is wearing a bear suit. he got all sweaty in that thing

whitemike · Post by **whitemike** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:01 am

I'd love to see a show of yours.

panterasupporter · Post by **panterasupporter** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:29 pm

man get the drummer to wear a fucking cow suit

smoke weed and eat pussy

AoD · Post by **AoD** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:43 am

thats good advice!

motleyrob · Post by **motleyrob** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:49 am

You guys sound like Firehouse. That shit rulz.

Zivi · Post by **Zivi** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:32 am

morgbite · Post by **morgbite** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:51 pm

Good schitt Earnie

UNGODLIKE · Post by **UNGODLIKE** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:57 pm

i'll remember to add u guys to my myspace shit went lent season is over... not that i'm sooo catholic like that, it's just that the guitar work on jesus shaves is fuckin' brilliant

summers_eve · Post by **summers_eve** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:02 pm

UNGODLIKE wrote:i'll remember to add u guys to my myspace shit went lent season is over... not that i'm sooo catholic like that, it's just that the guitar work on jesus shaves is fuckin' brilliant

You make 0 sense.

Pfl?yd · Post by **Pfl?yd** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:21 pm

The Doctor wrote:You guys should cover something absurd like "Leave It" by Yes or "It's Raining Men".

We are working on a cover of Ginuwine's "Pony".

-Will- · Post by **-Will-** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:24 pm

Pfl?yd wrote:
The Doctor wrote:You guys should cover something absurd like "Leave It" by Yes or "It's Raining Men".
We are working on a cover of Ginuwine's "Pony".

You fucking dick, All I had to do was read the song title and now I have it stuck in my head. My Saturday is ruined.

Pfl?yd · Post by **Pfl?yd** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:40 pm

-Will- wrote:
Pfl?yd wrote:
The Doctor wrote:You guys should cover something absurd like "Leave It" by Yes or "It's Raining Men".
We are working on a cover of Ginuwine's "Pony".
You fucking dick, All I had to do was read the song title and now I have it stuck in my head. My Saturday is ruined.

Dude, I dig that tune. It's so fuckin' cheesy. That bassline sounds like someone sticking their finger down a frog's throat and I nailed that sound on my bass. I'm still working on transcribing a spacy sounding guitar part to sort of match the arpeggiated keyboard tone and we have it locked down.

And there won't be anything funnier than a bunch of ugly white dudes, and a singer who looks kind of like Little Tony, miming all the moves from the video.

~101 From Hell~ · Post by **~101 From Hell~** » Fri May 16, 2008 2:33 am

PABassPlayer wrote:What is that your playing?

What is that your he's wearing?

lol that guys face is FUCKING intense!