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by ssh » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:43 am
you see.. i'm a musical genius. sometimes in my sleep i'l compose elaborate symphonies or incredible hit singles just ripe for world domination. but like many other geniuses in their professions, the actual act of performing and recording is boring to me. how do i conquer this barrier to unleashing my musicial supremacy?
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by UNGODLIKE » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:58 am
less self-proclamation w/out proof for it on this forum.
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by UNGODLIKE » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:11 am
then again, i have little to show for my damn self
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by AoD » Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:13 am
thats like saying retards are geniuses but only talk like retards
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by BassPhemy » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:09 pm
I think this is due to the fact that you are incapable of transmitting what you hear in your head through an instrument rather than you not enjoying performing and recording.
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by The Fear » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:36 pm
It is because Indian people cannot write music.
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by ssh » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:20 pm
BassPhemy wrote: I think this is due to the fact that you are incapable of transmitting what you hear in your head through an instrument rather than you not enjoying performing and recording.
I suppose if you're talking about the symphonies thats partly true.. but I do have almost perfect pitch.. comes from years of sitting in orchestra class listening to 440hz.
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by JesseJames » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:12 pm
By making the red dot in the middle of your forehead glow like a recording light.
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by ssh » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:48 pm
youre in the wrong forum bro, when we start talking about scrubbing toilets and cooking up pork chops we'l call you
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by hippy » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:22 pm
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by JesseJames » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:24 pm
ssh wrote: youre in the wrong forum bro, when we start talking about scrubbing toilets and cooking up pork chops we'l call you
Isn't eating pork against your worthless religion?
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by tokin20deuce » Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:19 pm
sounds like you're only a genius in your dreams, which don't mean shit.
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by UNGODLIKE » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:07 pm
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by Maelstrom » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:33 pm
ssh wrote: youre in the wrong forum bro
So are you. Post some of your compositions or GTFO.
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by Pfl?yd » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:15 pm
<THe_FeAR> wrote: It is because Indian people cannot write music.
This is false!
Aharmonic Carnatic music is very cool!
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by croninburg » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:27 pm
JesseJames wrote: ssh wrote: youre in the wrong forum bro, when we start talking about scrubbing toilets and cooking up pork chops we'l call you
Isn't eating pork against your worthless religion?
Indians are mostly Hindu, they don't eat beef.
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by ssh » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:47 pm
croninburg wrote: JesseJames wrote: ssh wrote: youre in the wrong forum bro, when we start talking about scrubbing toilets and cooking up pork chops we'l call you
Isn't eating pork against your worthless religion?
Indians are mostly Hindu, they don't eat beef.
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by eurotard with tekno » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:49 pm
drink a shit load of whisky, get stoned learn to play this
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by ssh » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:09 pm
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by eurotard with tekno » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:12 am
your really shit. quit crying, any1 can bang out some riffs, fucking pub bands freestyle sad but true intro on a sound check
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by JesseJames » Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:19 am
ssh wrote: croninburg wrote: JesseJames wrote: ssh wrote: youre in the wrong forum bro, when we start talking about scrubbing toilets and cooking up pork chops we'l call you
Isn't eating pork against your worthless religion?
Indians are mostly Hindu, they don't eat beef.
Devry ain't what it used to be
Apparently neither is middle school, that is the last thing you graduated right?
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by UNGODLIKE » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:39 pm
Maelstrom wrote: ssh wrote: youre in the wrong forum bro
So are you. Post some of your compositions or GTFO.
let's leave out the ethnic dicrimination and go w/this one ftw
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by ~101 From Hell~ » Wed May 21, 2008 2:40 am
if youre bored with music, then stop fucking playing it. music is supposed to be fun and you've clearly lost all sight of that. i say you get down off your high horse, and actually pick up an instrument for once. a real musician would never get bored with composing or performing, especially his own creation.
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by ssh » Thu May 29, 2008 3:36 pm
i found out my solution faggot.. i'm gonna buy some new inspiration in the form of gibson explorer 76 reissue
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by UNGODLIKE » Sat May 31, 2008 1:24 pm
no guitar in the world could afford you any skills worth braggin' about. rock on bitch
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