Anyone interested in starting on a gay internet band?

-Will- · Post by **-Will-** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:00 am

Lately I've had a lot of free time on my hands, which is leading to a lot of non-constructive wanking on the guitar, which is leading to me getting burned out on music altogether. To remedy, this, I figured I would try to get an actual music project off the ground, nothing extravagant.... maybe like a rough three song demo I (we!) can whore out on cryspace for fun and ugly women ( thats fun with the addition of ugly women. If the ugly women happen to be fun then that is a swell bonus). Anywhoo, who better to collaborate with than the fine denizens of the almighty PBB? There's such a diverse pool of talent here, I'm sure we could churn out some mediocre metal songs about Hollis's AIDS or something in no time.

Or eat a big greasy dick, I don't care.

Pfl?yd · Post by **Pfl?yd** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:16 am

We've tried this a few times (Who remembers LOS PENDEJOS??

). It would be interesting to do. I might have time for something of the sort, depending.

DBS · Post by **DBS** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:00 pm

i'd be interested in helping out.

hektik · Post by **hektik** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:03 pm

i'll play bass but i'm only tuning to standard d.

-Will- · Post by **-Will-** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:04 pm

Awesome.

How do you think we should go about this? I figured we could use tabbing software like powertab, that way we could all write a little chunk and pass it on. But that method is kind of silly, especially if you're a bumbling chucklefuck like myself when it comes to tabbing stuff out. Best idea I could come up with, anyways.

hektik · Post by **hektik** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:14 pm

write out the tab regular and record yer riffs with sound recorder. After a while of passing riffs back and forth, we decide on a running order with the riffs and put them all together, track 'em in cool edit or sumthin and then send the disheveled mess to someone to program drums to.

-Will- · Post by **-Will-** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:37 pm

hektik wrote:write out the tab regular and record yer riffs with sound recorder. After a while of passing riffs back and forth, we decide on a running order with the riffs and put them all together, track 'em in cool edit or sumthin and then send the disheveled mess to someone to program drums to.

Brutal, sounds good to me. I'll get to recording, then, I'll have some stuff to put up by the end of the weekend.

hektik · Post by **hektik** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:51 pm

almost as brutal as a negro bricking a chinese lady in a convience store.

-Will- · Post by **-Will-** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:01 pm

hektik wrote:almost as brutal as a negro bricking a chinese lady in a convience store.

Almost.

I must warn you, my shit brings the FUNK!!

hektik · Post by **hektik** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:04 pm

I warn you, my shit sounds like Atheist fucked Dying Fetus and had a wretched baby.

-Will- · Post by **-Will-** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:17 pm

hektik wrote:Atheist.

I'm listening to Elements for the first time in a long time, I don't know why I don't listen to this everyday.

BassPhemy · Post by **BassPhemy** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:21 pm

This is gonna suck.

-Will- · Post by **-Will-** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:23 pm

BassPhemy wrote:This is gonna suck.

All internet bands do.

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:37 pm

BassPhemy wrote:This is gonna suck.

ya think?

hektik · Post by **hektik** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:41 pm

-Will- wrote:
hektik wrote:Atheist.

I'm listening to Elements for the first time in a long time, I don't know why I don't listen to this everyday.

Elements sucks. Listen to Piece of Time. Incredible bass playing on that album...actually, everything is better on that album.

-Will- · Post by **-Will-** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:19 pm

hektik wrote:
-Will- wrote:
hektik wrote:Atheist.

I'm listening to Elements for the first time in a long time, I don't know why I don't listen to this everyday.
Elements sucks. Listen to Piece of Time. Incredible bass playing on that album...actually, everything is better on that album.

I like elements just fine. Piece of Time is also very cool. I fuck women exclusively.

hektik · Post by **hektik** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:26 pm

elements is full of faggot.

-Will- · Post by **-Will-** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:28 pm

hektik wrote:elements is full of faggot.

Oh, ok, you convinced me.

BassPhemy · Post by **BassPhemy** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:39 pm

Why does it have to be a gay internet band?

-Will- · Post by **-Will-** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:41 pm

BassPhemy wrote:Why does it have to be a gay internet band?

It's pretty much the same as a straight internet band, except instead of high fiving we just rub our cocks together.

edit: doesn't really explain why....or does it?

Pfl?yd · Post by **Pfl?yd** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:45 pm

hektik wrote:I warn you, my shit sounds like Atheist fucked Dying Fetus and had a wretched baby.

That works. I play drums like Ringo Starr meets Steely Dan.

Dimejandro · Post by **Dimejandro** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:33 am