is my amp fucked up now ??

gay_hayride · Post by **gay_hayride** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:47 pm

k i stashed a bunch of heroin syringes inside the back of my amp for like a week.wrapped in plastic .when i took them out i plugged in and the amp now sounds like complete shit is it cause of the metal on the needles close to the magnet??they had caps on em so they didnt poke the speaker..i dont get why the amp now sounds like shit

anybody know?

Brandon · Post by **Brandon** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:50 pm

hahahhahahha

i doubt it. but once i kept a marshall head in my car for a couple weeks(in the cold) and i think that fucked it up. the reason i know is because the dude i sold it to on ebay said it needed a new chip. i told him if he scanned and sent a repair for the bill i would reimburse him. that never happened, thank god.

RandomRussianDude · Post by **RandomRussianDude** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:17 am

gay_hayride wrote:k i stashed a bunch of heroin syringes inside the back of my amp for like a week.wrapped in plastic .when i took them out i plugged in and the amp now sounds like complete shit is it cause of the metal on the needles close to the magnet??they had caps on em so they didnt poke the speaker..i dont get why the amp now sounds like shit

anybody know?

your amp is trying to tell you that drugs are bad, m'kaay?

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:52 am

The amp is fine, you are fucked up on heroine, hence, it only sounds like shit to you.

gay_hayride · Post by **gay_hayride** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:57 pm

if anything heroin makes music sound better..so its not that..my amp is fucked!!

SkullFvck · Post by **SkullFvck** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:40 pm

Tweel · Post by **Tweel** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:07 am

ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill...

DBS · Post by **DBS** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:04 am

this didn't happen

ATR v1.2 · Post by **ATR v1.2** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:16 am

paranoid opioid

gay_hayride · Post by **gay_hayride** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:26 pm

if i even smell a 20 dollar bill i have to take a shit

UNGODLIKE · Post by **UNGODLIKE** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:20 am

your amp is infected w/AIDs now

Phantom Green · Post by **Phantom Green** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:18 am

PABassPlayer wrote:The amp is fine, you are fucked up on heroine, hence, it only sounds like shit to you.

Correction.. *He is fine and *his amp is fucked up on heroin. This is why it sounds like shit. HAven't you heard Phil try to even talk on heroin?! Now imagine Phil as a guitar amp.

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:38 am

I knew this when the thread was posted and waited to see if anyone would call him on it. Then forgot about it till now.

Syringe needles are Surgical Steel (stainless) and are not magnetic.
I'm calling bullshit to the whole stupid fucking story.

Hunter/Killer · Post by **Hunter/Killer** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:42 am

yeah, this thread smells of bull excrement

The Fear · Post by **The Fear** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:29 pm

Wayne wrote:yeah, this thread smells of bull excrement

Whoops, sorry, dude.

gay_hayride · Post by **gay_hayride** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:48 am

all i can say is after i stashed my needles behind my amp for a few days..i turned it on and it sounds like fuck. why is that so hard to believe? I didnt shoot my amp up with heroin or anything..maybe one poked a hole in the speaker??i dont know but it sounds like shit ever since i put those arm darts behind my amp.

ncm8907 · Post by **ncm8907** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:55 pm

while we are on the subject...
My amp's overdrive switch seems to be messed up. Yesterday, in the middle of my playing, it lost it's bass or something and it sounded like crap. Anybody know this reason?

JesseJames · Post by **JesseJames** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:56 pm

The flux capacitor.

ncm8907 · Post by **ncm8907** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:59 pm

JesseJames wrote:The flux capacitor.

hahahaha
but seriously....

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:01 pm

ncm8907 wrote:while we are on the subject...
My amp's overdrive switch seems to be messed up. Yesterday, in the middle of my playing, it lost it's bass or something and it sounded like crap. Anybody know this reason?

In my expert opinion, I would have to say it's because it's broke.

ncm8907 · Post by **ncm8907** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:03 pm

I dont think it is broke because it goes in and out, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt.

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:04 pm

It's intermittantly broken.

ncm8907 · Post by **ncm8907** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:05 pm

so, time for a new amp then?

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:13 pm

depends if it's a piece of shit or not. Get it repaired if it's a marshall, Mesa, Bogner, Kettner....etc.

Crate, Peavey, Line 6, etc....toss it and get ^ see above.

ncm8907 · Post by **ncm8907** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:16 pm

I got an off brand POS I got for my birthday a few years ago. I'd like to get a Marshall Stack or something.

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:33 pm

I don't want to talk to you no more, now go away.

croninburg · Post by **croninburg** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:07 am

PABassPlayer wrote:depends if it's a piece of shit or not. Get it repaired if it's a marshall, Mesa, Bogner, Kettner....etc.

Crate, Peavey, Line 6, etc....toss it and get ^ see above.

The Hughes and Kettener amp that I tried out wasn't to my taste at all. It sounded horrible for the price, it had that dead cardboard marshall MG sound even though it was supposedly all valve. It could have been the guitar, but I wan't impressed.

mo0sE · Post by **mo0sE** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:36 am

Tweel wrote:ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill...

ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill on weeeeeeeeed?...

AoD · Post by **AoD** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:39 am

i am a certified amplifier repairman. please send your amplifier to me to fix, for free as a gift to you. please also include the needles and heroine. You will not be sorry about your decision to let me demonstrate my amplifier repair skills.
ernie rau
787 county rte 25
corinth ny 12822

JesseJames · Post by **JesseJames** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:24 am

You have all those badass tattoo's and shit and your name is ERNIE?

hektik · Post by **hektik** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:13 am

ernie's the man

Panterachat

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