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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:25 pm 
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You do know about Vinnies current sponsorship with Arby's I assume Mr. Crowley?



News to me man, I haven't taken much interest in vinnie recently. Although, he does love them.

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:42 am 
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It's time I finally eat out at Arby's this week for lunch. They better be as good as they look.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:07 am 
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Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.

:lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:04 am 
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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:41 am 
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Had he made a living as a rotary power tool he'd be Dimebag Dremel.

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:12 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:01 pm 
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If he were a Transformer, he'd be Optimus Primebag Darrell

If he hung our with Paul Simon, he'd be Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thymebag Darrell

If he were in Iron Maiden, he'd be Somewhere in Timebag Darrell

If he were a Rasta, he'd be Dreadbag Darrell

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:37 pm 
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if dimebag had been a magician, he'd have caught that bullet in his teeth and we'd all live happily ever after.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:03 pm 
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who cares, he'd be dead now anyway from his alcohol abuse.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:48 pm 
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if dimebag had been a magician, he'd have caught that bullet in his teeth and we'd all live happily ever after.


Where's the malapropism in that, asshole?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:46 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:40 am 
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Tyson wrote:
Leviathan wrote:
Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.

:lol:

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:07 am 
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ihsahn_disciple10 wrote:
If he were a Transformer, he'd be Optimus Primebag Darrell


this calls for a Jeb painting

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:31 pm 
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Eibon wrote:
ihsahn_disciple10 wrote:
If he were a Transformer, he'd be Optimus Primebag Darrell


this calls for a Jeb painting


maybe.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:32 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:23 pm 
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a Jeb painting?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:24 pm 
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MS Paint, yo. Jeb is an artist.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:16 pm 
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DBS wrote:
if dimebag had been a magician, he'd have caught that bullet in his teeth and we'd all live happily ever after.


what an awful post.

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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 6:21 am 
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Had he been Jewish, he would have been called Dimeberg Darrell.


He would also go by this moniker had he sunk the Titanic.

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 7:48 pm 
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If he was a pothead, he would have been called dimebag darrell.

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 8:01 pm 
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if he was in a glam band he'd be diamond darrell

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:46 pm 
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If he hosted Dirty Jobs, he'd be Grimebag Darrell

If he fucked Cyndi Lauper he'd be Time After Timebag Darell

If he lived in Napa Valley he'd be Winebag Darrell

If her were gay he'd be Interior Designbag Darell

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:50 pm 
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If looks could kill then Dimebag Darrell would be an uzi or a shotgun bang what's up with that thang I wanna know how does it hang

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 11:02 pm 
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If Dimebag were a guitar player he’d be in Pantera.

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 3:43 pm 
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DBS wrote:
DBS wrote:
if dimebag had been a magician, he'd have caught that bullet in his teeth and we'd all live happily ever after.


what an awful catch.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:42 pm 
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If Dime couldn't see and was homosexual he'd be Blindfag Darrell.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:07 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:11 pm 
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Thanks. I got it off this guy on the boxing website.

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:19 pm 
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your next avatar should be this

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:50 am 
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Tyson, YOUR next avatar should be this...

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:14 am 
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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:37 pm 
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if he was in a glam band he'd be diamond darrell


when did he change that actually?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:14 pm 
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I thought it was between 'Cowboys' and 'Vulgar'

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:26 pm 
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what if pantera made shit music and dimebag ate his own poop?

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:31 pm 
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then he would be WINNING

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:33 pm 
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If he had colon cancer he'd be shitbag darrell

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 Post subject: Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:48 am 
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I thought it was between 'Cowboys' and 'Vulgar'


IT WAS BETWEEN VULGAR AND FBD, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!! GET YOUR GODDAMNED FACTS STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:52 pm 
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Had he made his living as a lumberjack we would be Pinebag Darrel

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If Dime posted on the PBB as Tyson, he would be Whinebag Darrell.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:42 pm 
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If he had been a female he would be finebag daisy

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