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by Bar Rat
Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:17 pm
Forum: Musicians Corner
Topic: :pimp:
Replies: 44
Views: 44557

Re: :pimp:

Cool guitar, Jeb. Now all you have to do is learn how to play.
by Bar Rat
Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:25 am
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: OPETH / KATATONIA North American Tour
Replies: 8
Views: 9857

Re: OPETH / KATATONIA North American Tour

Roz wrote:Alice and I are definitely going. :tup:
Oh boy, oh boy!!!! I need to go now. We'll meet up and I'll act all cool!
by Bar Rat
Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:24 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: GHOST To Tour North America With ENSLAVED, ALCEST
Replies: 12
Views: 12232

Re: GHOST To Tour North America With ENSLAVED, ALCEST

I'm going to check this band out to see if they can fill the void in my life. :tup:
by Bar Rat
Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:40 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Megadeth in Toronto
Replies: 4
Views: 6680

Re: Megadeth in Toronto

You have candles to make, Jeb. Dave and the boys are not in your future.
by Bar Rat
Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:13 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Mayhem Fest Chicago
Replies: 21
Views: 34950

Re: Mayhem Fest Chicago

So I should check out the second stage. I was just going to stay at my seat in the pavilion because I didn't recognize any of those bands really. It's going to be cool save the fact my buddy's girlfriend is going to see Godsmack and she doesn't like him smoking weed. We are usually blazing up at the...
by Bar Rat
Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:11 pm
Forum: General Pantera Discussion
Topic: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
Replies: 87
Views: 144139

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Thanks. I got it off this guy on the boxing website.
by Bar Rat
Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:10 pm
Forum: The Dimebag Memorial
Topic: I shed tears when I found out the news...
Replies: 20
Views: 36650

Re: I shed tears when I found out the news...

I had just bought gas and got back in my truck when I heard it on the radio. This prick owner of the company I worked at was making light of it when he got in. The IT guy wasn't happy about his comments.
by Bar Rat
Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:42 pm
Forum: General Pantera Discussion
Topic: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist
Replies: 87
Views: 144139

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

If Dime couldn't see and was homosexual he'd be Blindfag Darrell.
by Bar Rat
Fri May 27, 2011 2:42 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Mayhem Fest Chicago
Replies: 21
Views: 34950

Re: Mayhem Fest Chicago

Great. I had hopes they would be decent. I'm guessing their sound will be pretty bad given their spot on the bill.
by Bar Rat
Fri May 27, 2011 9:37 am
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Mayhem Fest Chicago
Replies: 21
Views: 34950

Mayhem Fest Chicago

Hatebreed is replacing Trivium for Chicago and Indianapolis. That makes the main stage lineup a bit more palatable.

Disturbed
Godsmack
Megadeth
Machine Head
In Flames
Hatebreed
by Bar Rat
Thu May 26, 2011 3:16 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Pitchfork Music Festival 2011
Replies: 12
Views: 11920

Re: Pitchfork Music Festival 2011

It's in Chicago! :shock: :aargh: I'm going to this for sure. I'll wear my Dr. Suess hat and bring some glow sticks. I just gotta score some molly so I can love everybody there.
by Bar Rat
Fri May 13, 2011 9:18 am
Forum: Musicians Corner
Topic: Squire Guitars
Replies: 29
Views: 27633

Re: Squire Guitars

Jebodiah wrote:Fuck you faggots, you all got trolled anyways.
Shut up, poser. Lock yourself in your room over the summer and play guitar for 10 hours a day. Then you'll be a rock star.
by Bar Rat
Thu May 12, 2011 11:03 am
Forum: Musicians Corner
Topic: New Baby- Smooth as silk...
Replies: 12
Views: 11442

Re: New Baby- Smooth as silk...

Finish them in aardvark semen.
by Bar Rat
Wed May 11, 2011 10:41 am
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Maryland Deathfest IX
Replies: 66
Views: 56942

Re: Maryland Deathfest IX

I'm really tempted to go just to punch Izzy in the testicles.
by Bar Rat
Mon May 09, 2011 11:07 am
Forum: Musicians Corner
Topic: Squire Guitars
Replies: 29
Views: 27633

Re: Squire Guitars

mo0sE wrote:Jeb, why dont you just drop $150 on some average piece of shit guitar like we all did when we bpught our first guitar, if not, shit or get off the pot, son.
Cuz he's a poser.
by Bar Rat
Tue May 03, 2011 9:43 am
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Weedeater, Zoroaster
Replies: 9
Views: 10606

Re: Weedeater, Zoroaster

Tyson wrote:haha, Dean just got owned
But I don't feel like I just got owned.
by Bar Rat
Tue May 03, 2011 9:31 am
Forum: Panterafans.com and Panterachat.com Issues
Topic: Just a suggestion Alfie
Replies: 15
Views: 21501

Re: Just a suggestion Alfie

Tyson wrote:I read it Dean and I was hurt, I never said you should be banned, well not in public anyway
That was an obvious troll and not a genuine request. You know that.
by Bar Rat
Mon May 02, 2011 5:11 pm
Forum: Panterafans.com and Panterachat.com Issues
Topic: Just a suggestion Alfie
Replies: 15
Views: 21501

Re: Just a suggestion Alfie

I should have known.
by Bar Rat
Mon May 02, 2011 10:54 am
Forum: Panterafans.com and Panterachat.com Issues
Topic: Just a suggestion Alfie
Replies: 15
Views: 21501

Re: Just a suggestion Alfie

Izzy deleted my post. Was it to uphold the integrity of this forum?
by Bar Rat
Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:15 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Clutch, CoC
Replies: 6
Views: 7745

Re: Clutch, CoC

Phil threatened them. He told them he has several "Gales" lined up to do his bidding if they ever leave him.
by Bar Rat
Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:02 am
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Summer Slaughter 2011 dates
Replies: 9
Views: 10138

Re: Summer Slaughter 2011 dates

I wish Necrophagist was headling with Black Dahlia Murder.
by Bar Rat
Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:59 am
Forum: Musicians Corner
Topic: Finally made up my mind.
Replies: 31
Views: 24470

Re: Finally made up my mind.

Jebodiah wrote:Lock this thread.
You don't even know how to lock the trem system or change the strings on a Floyd Rose.
by Bar Rat
Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:16 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011
Replies: 16
Views: 15084

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

It just doesn't sound like my idea of a pleasure cruise.
by Bar Rat
Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:04 am
Forum: Musicians Corner
Topic: Finally made up my mind.
Replies: 31
Views: 24470

Re: Finally made up my mind.

Jeb is going to get a Nady wireless so he can play his guitar in his front yard.
by Bar Rat
Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:47 pm
Forum: Musicians Corner
Topic: Finally made up my mind.
Replies: 31
Views: 24470

Re: Finally made up my mind.

What a Jeb wants, what a Jeb needs
Is whatever gets him attention at parties.
by Bar Rat
Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:01 pm
Forum: Musicians Corner
Topic: Finally made up my mind.
Replies: 31
Views: 24470

Re: Finally made up my mind.

Jeb, are you going to try to play at the student center at your college?
by Bar Rat
Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:30 am
Forum: Musicians Corner
Topic: Finally made up my mind.
Replies: 31
Views: 24470

Re: Finally made up my mind.

My Jackson Dinky with a floyd rose licensed (Jackson made) never goes out of tune even when I'm banging on it pretending to be Kerry King while wearing leather pants with a big chain hanging off them.
by Bar Rat
Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:51 am
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Make my girlfriend very happy
Replies: 6
Views: 7631

Re: Make my girlfriend very happy

I so happen to have all of those shows on high quality DVD but I don't do business with squirrels. :fu:
by Bar Rat
Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:05 am
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Lollapalooza
Replies: 13
Views: 13248

Re: Lollapalooza

Val would go to that just to say he was there and think of himself as a big shot. He'd wear a Cubs hat, too.
by Bar Rat
Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:10 am
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Helmet, St Vitus, Crowbar
Replies: 34
Views: 25055

Re: Helmet, St Vitus, Crowbar

Great. I'm going to get shot.
by Bar Rat
Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:15 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Helmet, St Vitus, Crowbar
Replies: 34
Views: 25055

Re: Helmet, St Vitus, Crowbar

This girl at work knows the owner of the venue here, suppossedly. She's going to try to get me a free ticket.
by Bar Rat
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:17 pm
Forum: Musicians Corner
Topic: Squire Guitars
Replies: 29
Views: 27633

Re: Squire Guitars

That's not mine but I am thinking about doing SeamusSmugShit.
by Bar Rat
Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:24 am
Forum: Musicians Corner
Topic: Squire Guitars
Replies: 29
Views: 27633

Re: Squire Guitars

I knew it!!!! I sometimes browse Revolver magazine at grocery store. One time, I guess I was browsing for too long and this dorky assistant manager came over and asked if I was going to buy it. I told him to shut his fucking mouth and stop bothering me while reading. He then said some other crap tha...
by Bar Rat
Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:55 am
Forum: Musicians Corner
Topic: Squire Guitars
Replies: 29
Views: 27633

Re: Squire Guitars

Jeb, I bet you buy Guitar World, search for pictures of Yngwie Malmsteen, cut them out and tape them to the wall behind your computer.
by Bar Rat
Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:22 am
Forum: General Pantera Discussion
Topic: Has the war-of-words between Vinnie & Phil cooled down?
Replies: 397
Views: 467593

Re: Has the war-of-words between Vinnie & Phil cooled down?

Vinnie needs to realize that it's not all Phil's fault. The NWO is in control of Phil now and forced him to use his haarp machine to control Gale's mind.
by Bar Rat
Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:53 pm
Forum: Musicians Corner
Topic: Schecter Hellraiser
Replies: 40
Views: 64612

Re: Schecter Hellraiser

Bob Byrd wrote:
Bar Rat wrote:Why are guitarists so smug on where a guitar is made?

would you buy a computer made in niger, home of advanced technology?
Only if it was put on eBay by heavymetalsoldier666.
by Bar Rat
Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:21 pm
Forum: General Pantera Discussion
Topic: PHILIP ANSELMO Performs PANTERA's 'Walk' With HAARP
Replies: 11
Views: 14568

Re: PHILIP ANSELMO Performs PANTERA's 'Walk' With HAARP

The New World Order has obviously gotten to Anselmo. Look at how he acts towards the jew media now. He's all nice and appears on VH1 and stuff. He even has a mini version of HAARP which is disguised as the band haarp (get it?) at his disposal. I've even heard him say that the singer can control a cr...
by Bar Rat
Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:22 pm
Forum: General Pantera Discussion
Topic: PHILIP ANSELMO Performs PANTERA's 'Walk' With HAARP
Replies: 11
Views: 14568

Re: PHILIP ANSELMO Performs PANTERA's 'Walk' With HAARP

It's haarp, lowercase. HAARP is a US military global weapon.