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Darrell Illustration Contest
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:19 am
by Causarius
I'm sponsoring a contest. To be elligible you must submit to this thread your own original
illustration, painting, pencil drawing, feces-thrown-at-a-wall portrait or other artistic representation
of our Lord and Saviour, Dimebag Darrell.
The grand prize winner, chosen by me, will recieve a handfull of wadded
up toilet paper that Darrell Abbott himself may have blown his nose into.
Up to three Runners-Up, also chosen by me, will recieve a "Good Job" response
to them from me when the contest is over.
Special consideration for picking a winner will be given to those who best capture
the essence of Dime. Think "Dimebonics" or "Caged in a Rage", you know?
The deadline for this contest is Octobruary, 38th
Good luck to you all.
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:33 am
by Lager
Here's an illustration, based on caged in a rage.
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:19 am
by scrotal_tug
I've sent my address via PM. When will my winnings arrive?
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:37 pm
by richard
wow what a fucking prize a toiletpaper with boogers in it shit im getting out my pencil and paper right now and my ass is getting to fucking drawing
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:39 pm
by dan
scrotal_tug wrote:
I've sent my address via PM. When will my winnings arrive?
the guitar has no strings you idiot.
Re: Darrell Illustration Contest
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:50 pm
by Aeon
Causarius wrote:I'm sponsoring a contest. To be elligible you must submit to this thread your own original
illustration, painting, pencil drawing, feces-thrown-at-a-wall portrait or other artistic representation
of our Lord and Saviour, Dimebag Darrell.
The grand prize winner, chosen by me, will recieve a handfull of wadded
up toilet paper that Darrell Abbott himself may have blown his nose into.
Up to three Runners-Up, also chosen by me, will recieve a "Good Job" response
to them from me when the contest is over.
Special consideration for picking a winner will be given to those who best capture
the essence of Dime. Think "Dimebonics" or "Caged in a Rage", you know?
The deadline for this contest is Octobruary, 38th
Good luck to you all.
Nah.
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:55 pm
by Jefferino
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:37 pm
by scrotal_tug
dan wrote:the guitar has no strings you idiot.
Could pass as a good Dime tribute tattoo then.
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:40 pm
by Lager
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:23 am
by Causarius
Awww, come on guys.
I was hopeful that the spirit of Pantera would live on in the fans.
Where is the energy and the enthusiasm?
Where did all this ridiculously pathetic elitist negativity come from.
Yea, I'm talking to you Lager.
This forum is at least one place where I was sure we, as true Pantera
fans, could all come together and celebrate our love for excellent music
and the culture that was created in it's wake
Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
I encourage you all to throw on your favorite Pantera album, light some
insense maybe, and spark up a nice old bowl whatever Cannibus Indica
is at hand, and really connect with the spirit of Dimebag to churn out
some of those really powerful artistic pieces I know that you're all
capable of.
Good luck my friends! May your competition be fierce and your passion
for it be even more fiercier! Yeah!
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:27 am
by Lager
Die.
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:36 pm
by axlash
Causarius wrote:Awww, come on guys.
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:01 pm
by croninburg
Causarius wrote:Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:17 pm
by axlash
croninburg wrote:Causarius wrote:Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:01 pm
by BMFOhio
axlash wrote:Causarius wrote:Awww, come on guys.
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:55 pm
by Browns Town
This actually had the potential to be a pretty funny thread.
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:56 pm
by Lager
Had brah, had.
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:32 pm
by Jefferino
Causarius wrote:Awww, come on guys.
I was hopeful that the spirit of Pantera would live on in the fans.
Where is the energy and the enthusiasm?
Where did all this ridiculously pathetic elitist negativity come from.
Yea, I'm talking to you Lager.
This forum is at least one place where I was sure we, as true Pantera
fans, could all come together and celebrate our love for excellent music
and the culture that was created in it's wake
Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
I encourage you all to throw on your favorite Pantera album, light some
insense maybe, and spark up a nice old bowl whatever Cannibus Indica
is at hand, and really connect with the spirit of Dimebag to churn out
some of those really powerful artistic pieces I know that you're all
capable of.
Good luck my friends! May your competition be fierce and your passion
for it be even more fiercier! Yeah!
Yeah but who the hell are you to judge a contest that no one here (including myself) takes seriously or much less would participate in. I dunno, you're last sentence here was pretty fuckin gay too. You remind me of Tony Robbins or something. Yeah!
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:47 pm
by Edna Bodine
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:49 pm
by Jefferino
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:51 pm
by Edna Bodine
unscarred by trials!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:56 am
by Causarius
Edna, that looks like a shitty Simpsons version of Dime.
Jeff, you're gay
Lager, i've got nude photos of your sister
The contest is off to a healthy start, we have a little competition,
and I mean "little" litterally.
The little kids that Maddox makes fun of on his site have more creativity and
skill in the soft spot on their heads, than you two burnouts have combined
and multiplied.
I find it hard to believe than such allegedly devoted fans of such a
legendary band, would pass an opportunity you honor it's fallen guitar god.
Especially for such a valuable and collectible Grand Prize, which is still
obviously up for grabs.
You're all scum
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:07 am
by FBS
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:10 am
by FBS
fuck
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:32 am
by Edna Bodine
Causarius wrote:Edna, that looks like a shitty Simpsons version of Dime.
honk my donut.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:50 am
by Assman
Causarius wrote:Awww, come on guys.
I was hopeful that the spirit of Pantera would live on in the fans.
Where is the energy and the enthusiasm?
Where did all this ridiculously pathetic elitist negativity come from.
Yea, I'm talking to you Lager.
This forum is at least one place where I was sure we, as true Pantera
fans, could all come together and celebrate our love for excellent music
and the culture that was created in it's wake
Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
I encourage you all to throw on your favorite Pantera album, light some
insense maybe, and spark up a nice old bowl whatever Cannibus Indica
is at hand, and really connect with the spirit of Dimebag to churn out
some of those really powerful artistic pieces I know that you're all
capable of.
Good luck my friends! May your competition be fierce and your passion
for it be even more fiercier! Yeah!
Causarius, you are a faggot.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:58 pm
by Causarius
Assman wrote:Causarius wrote:Awww, come on guys.
I was hopeful that the spirit of Pantera would live on in the fans.
Where is the energy and the enthusiasm?
Where did all this ridiculously pathetic elitist negativity come from.
Yea, I'm talking to you Lager.
This forum is at least one place where I was sure we, as true Pantera
fans, could all come together and celebrate our love for excellent music
and the culture that was created in it's wake
Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
I encourage you all to throw on your favorite Pantera album, light some
insense maybe, and spark up a nice old bowl whatever Cannibus Indica
is at hand, and really connect with the spirit of Dimebag to churn out
some of those really powerful artistic pieces I know that you're all
capable of.
Good luck my friends! May your competition be fierce and your passion
for it be even more fiercier! Yeah!
Causarius, you are a faggot.
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Trying to insult someone who is superior to you doesn't make you cool, Assman
Sponsoring a Dimebag Illustration contest does, however.
Go back to the Powerpuff Girls board, you pre-teen mongoloid
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:22 pm
by Jefferino
Superior?
If 'fag' is the best you can do, I truly feel sorry for you.
You're a fucking idiot, who TRYED starting a stupid contest, and it failed, get over it.. Lets see YOUR Dimebag illustration fuckstick!
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:26 pm
by BLAK2TH
Edna Bodine wrote:
no red beard, failed
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:31 pm
by Jefferino
no red beard, failed
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:32 pm
by croninburg
FBS wrote:
The negro's face
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:16 pm
by xxx_viola_xxx
Jefferino wrote:no red beard, failed
Dimebag wrote: Excuse me, I have a pink beard.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:46 pm
by BLAK2TH
xxx_viola_xxx wrote:Jefferino wrote:no red beard, failed
Dimebag wrote: Excuse me, I have a pink pink beard.
Phil Anselmo wrote: ..the red beard, on the lead guitar, son of a bitch Dimebag.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:43 pm
by xxx_viola_xxx
xxx_viola_xxx wrote:Jefferino wrote:no red beard, failed
Dimebag wrote: Excuse me, I have a pink beard.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:24 pm
by DBS
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:55 pm
by BLAK2TH
DBS wrote:
now thats quality
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:45 pm
by xxx_viola_xxx
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:58 pm
by Filthgrinder
pantera fans are retarded
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:11 pm
by Assman
Causarius wrote:Assman wrote:Causarius wrote:Awww, come on guys.
I was hopeful that the spirit of Pantera would live on in the fans.
Where is the energy and the enthusiasm?
Where did all this ridiculously pathetic elitist negativity come from.
Yea, I'm talking to you Lager.
This forum is at least one place where I was sure we, as true Pantera
fans, could all come together and celebrate our love for excellent music
and the culture that was created in it's wake
Now scrotal_tug is off to a great start, I like where you're coming from.
Simple, colorful and fun. Just like Darrell was.
Although it does kinda sorta almost maybe look like you only took
a few hurried seconds with MS Paint. Darrell wasn't the kind of person
to just make steaming piles of shit crapped out of his rarely wiped ass
and plopped down for all to cringe in disgust at. Nice try pal, but if anyone
else enters the contest, I don't think you'll be receiving any prize.
I encourage you all to throw on your favorite Pantera album, light some
insense maybe, and spark up a nice old bowl whatever Cannibus Indica
is at hand, and really connect with the spirit of Dimebag to churn out
some of those really powerful artistic pieces I know that you're all
capable of.
Good luck my friends! May your competition be fierce and your passion
for it be even more fiercier! Yeah!
Causarius, you are a faggot.
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Trying to insult someone who is superior to you doesn't make you cool, Assman
Sponsoring a Dimebag Illustration contest does, however.
Go back to the Powerpuff Girls board, you pre-teen mongoloid
Get a life you goddamn loser. Your little contest is shit. People laugh at your retarded "contest". Die in a fire you fuckin pussy.
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:38 pm
by MindsetOfAnnihilation
BLAK2TH wrote:xxx_viola_xxx wrote:Jefferino wrote:no red beard, failed
Dimebag wrote: Excuse me, I have a pink pink beard.
Phil Anselmo wrote: ..the red beard, on the lead guitar, son of a bitch Dimebag.
I used to say "on the red beard, on the lead...." but after much discusion with my friends and listening to it a million times we came think he says "ON the RAMP here on lead guitar..." idk i still like saying on the red beard
