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70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:35 pm
by Lumber Jack Off
70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

confirmed bands for next year's edition of the 70000 Tons Of Metal cruise, which will set sail from Miami, Florida to Cayman Islands on January 23, 2012 and return four days later. A total of 40 acts will perform on the cruise.

The festival billing is shaping up as follows:

ELUVEITIE
GRAVE DIGGER
MY DYING BRIDE
PESTILENCE
STRATOVARIUS
THERION
TRISTANIA

more to be announced.

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:54 pm
by Izzy
I really don't like metal enough to pay whatever this would likely cost.

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:16 pm
by Bar Rat
It just doesn't sound like my idea of a pleasure cruise.

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:09 pm
by Lumber Jack Off
the last one sold out and the chick to guy ration was like 4:10 which is pretty good all things considered so it wasn't a total sausage fest. a relaxing cruise? no. a fun cruise? fuck yeah.

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:12 pm
by Bren
are drugs legal in international waters?

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:44 pm
by Bodom J (2)
is food included in the price?

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:24 am
by Tyson
Bren wrote:are drugs legal in international waters?
and gambling!

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:12 am
by Lumber Jack Off
Bodom J (2) wrote:is food included in the price?

the only thing you really have to pay for on a cruise are drinks. a week long bar tab would run you $200+.

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:56 pm
by Bodom J (2)
Cool, I didn't know that. Never been on a cruise but always wanted to. I don't drink so I would be ok.

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:54 pm
by Tyson
Who will feed your cats?

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:12 pm
by Bodom J (2)
Your mom will she stays every night anyway BOOM GETCHA HEAT YOU JUST GOT BURNED

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:36 pm
by Bren
Lumber Jack Off wrote:
Bodom J (2) wrote:is food included in the price?

the only thing you really have to pay for on a cruise are drinks. a week long bar tab would run you $200+.
Any kvlt fucking metalhead will run up a $200 bar tab in a couple of hours, fuck you and your weak week :skull:

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:57 pm
by Lumber Jack Off
I guess it depends on what you're drinking. the last cruise I went on I only bought beer at the bar. we brought our own liquor on board and had a room bar (4 bottles of crown, 1 captain morgan, 1 finlandia, 1 jagermesiter) unfortunately it only lasted 6 of the 7 days so the last day we just drank beer all day. saving money ftw.

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:56 pm
by Tyson
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Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:58 pm
by Lumber Jack Off
not leaving the ship with a $600 bar tab makes me a jew? okay there, buddy.

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:18 am
by Bren
gust drink til you fall overboard

Re: 70000 TONS OF METAL 2011

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:23 am
by Tyson
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