If Dime had made his living busking on the street

Rosemary Kellam · Post by **Rosemary Kellam** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:39 am

He would have been called Dimebeg Darrell.

ihsahn_disciple10 · Post by **ihsahn_disciple10** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:49 am

And his guitar case would have been conspicuously empty....it all would be spent on weed and beer.

TerryToughCunt · Post by **TerryToughCunt** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 6:01 am

Mimebag Darrel rofl

aggressor_27 · Post by **aggressor_27** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:10 am

Had he joined the dark side he'd be Darthbag Darrell.

Had he been black he'd be Dimebag Terrell

aggressor_27 · Post by **aggressor_27** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:12 am

Had he been bald he'd be Domebag Darrell

aggressor_27 · Post by **aggressor_27** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:14 am

Had he been a woman he'd be Dimebag Carol

ihsahn_disciple10 · Post by **ihsahn_disciple10** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 6:31 pm

Had he been Emo, he would be Douchbag Darrell.

aggressor_27 · Post by **aggressor_27** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:09 pm

Had he been a failed eastcoast rapper among the other 22 million New Yorker filth with his own record label he'd be Rhymebag Darrell.

ihsahn_disciple10 · Post by **ihsahn_disciple10** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:03 pm

Had he been into Reggae, he'd be Jahbag Darrell Mon

Dimebag_Dave · Post by **Dimebag_Dave** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:07 pm

ihsahn_disciple10 wrote:Had he been into Reggae, he'd be Jahbag Darrell Mon

Leviathan · Post by **Leviathan** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:01 am

aggressor_27 wrote:Had he been black he'd be Dimebag Terrell

goshua · Post by **goshua** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:39 pm

aggressor_27 wrote:Had he been a woman he'd be Dimebag Carol

goshua · Post by **goshua** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:39 pm

If dimebag was a barrel, his name would be dimebag barrel.

Mad Muir · Post by **Mad Muir** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:55 pm

If dimebag was retarded, he would be goshua.

ihsahn_disciple10 · Post by **ihsahn_disciple10** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:03 pm

If he were Iron Maiden's mascot, his name would be Somewhere In Timebag Darrell....

Mad Muir · Post by **Mad Muir** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:29 pm

If dimebag was a fat, ugly, techie 40 year old he would be ihsahn_disciple10

Thank goodness he's dead!

goshua · Post by **goshua** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:03 pm

Thanks for that. you just ruined this topic

ihsahn_disciple10 · Post by **ihsahn_disciple10** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:05 pm

Mad Muir wrote:If dimebag was a fat, ugly, techie 40 year old he would be ihsahn_disciple10

Thank goodness he's dead!

No he's alive, and wondering why you're looking in my bathroom window after showertime. Ah, my adoring public.

But I won't continue MM's rudeass behaviour and sully the thread any further. If I deem him worthy I'll just make an "Person X is a DICK" thread. There. He feels better already.

Leviathan · Post by **Leviathan** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:59 pm

Person X isn't a dick, he's just misunderstood.

ihsahn_disciple10 · Post by **ihsahn_disciple10** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:06 pm

If he joined up with Queensryche, he would be Operation: MindCrimebag Darrell

Leviathan · Post by **Leviathan** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:24 pm

If he had joined Queensryche, he would've left the band because Geoff Tate is an asshole.

ihsahn_disciple10 · Post by **ihsahn_disciple10** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:35 pm

Most people with talent ARE assholes.....look at Philip Anselmo...

Leviathan · Post by **Leviathan** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:14 pm

The only thing Tate is talented at now is running a formerly great band into the ground.

ihsahn_disciple10 · Post by **ihsahn_disciple10** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:17 pm

yeah but the motherfucker can make stereo assembly instructions sound good....what's DeGarmo up to these days??

Leviathan · Post by **Leviathan** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:22 pm

Flying commercial planes, with his dignity fully intact.

ihsahn_disciple10 · Post by **ihsahn_disciple10** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:26 pm

does he put it on autopilot and pull off Mindcrime riffs...nostalgic for the old days...badly singing as he checks his instruments "And I raiiise my head and staaare...into the eyes of the STEEE-WARDESSS!...."

If they go down, will he play Silent Lucidity?

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