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Grindcore Legends Anal Cunt Reveal Tracklisting for "40 More Attempts To Remain Relevant"
Grindcore legends ANAL CUNT have revealed the track listing for their forthcoming self-released new album, 40 More Attempts To Remain Relevant, which is expected to be released later this Summer:
1. Michael Amott Is A Faggot
2. Even Though You Provided People With A Sense of Hope, You're Still A Fucking Ni...
3. I Paid To Open For Carcass And All I Got Were These Stupid Fucking Deathcore Fans
4. Your Agent Represents The Faceless
5. John Dwyer Took A Picture of Your Girlfriend
6. I Punched You In The Face Because You Support The Israeli Occupation of Palestine
7. You Found Out Your Wife Had A Miscarriage On Twitter
8. I Walk With A Cane
9. I Tried Out For Decapitated Just To Make Fun of His Dead Brother
10. You Signed To Nuclear Blast
11. I Kidnapped Your Child Just To Upset You On Your Birthday
12. I Puched Your Wife Because She Spoke To Me
13. You Were Kicked Out of Psycroptic Because You Were Caught Sucking A Dick
14. Anyone Who Likes The Mars Volta Is A Faggot
15. I Saw Your Daughter's Cunt On Stickam
16. You Almost Went Over Niagra Falls In A Failed Suicide Attempt
17. You Listen To Ska
18. I Went Back In Time And Didn't Vote For Obama
19. I Uploaded Your New Album To Blogspot
20. 9/11 Was An Inside Job (And You Live Inside Your Mother's Basement)
21. Theme From Saved By The Bell
22. You Look Like You Post On A Forum
23. You Drive A Hybrid
24. I Attempted To Wipe Out Your Race Because You Fucked With The Stock Market
25. Your Kid Is Fat
26. Devourment Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
27. You Watch Lost
28. Your Child Was Raped
29. I Ate Your Dog
30. You Used To Be Legends, Now You Tour With Scene Bands
31. You Think You're A Dark Skinned Italian
32. You Bought A Shirt From Neurotic Records, But It Never Came
33. Hitler Was Ahead of His Time
34. You Wear Cologne
35. We Said We'd Play Your Festival, But We Never Showed Up
36. I Broke Up With You Over AIM
37. You Wouldn't Be So Athletic In A Pool
38. I Got Your Daughter Addicted To Heroin So I Could Control Her
39. Sweat Shops Only Seem Harsh Because You're A Lazy Gook
40. You're In An E-Band Because You Have No Friends In Your State
Grindcore legends ANAL CUNT have revealed the track listing for their forthcoming self-released new album, 40 More Attempts To Remain Relevant, which is expected to be released later this Summer:
1. Michael Amott Is A Faggot
2. Even Though You Provided People With A Sense of Hope, You're Still A Fucking Ni...
3. I Paid To Open For Carcass And All I Got Were These Stupid Fucking Deathcore Fans
4. Your Agent Represents The Faceless
5. John Dwyer Took A Picture of Your Girlfriend
6. I Punched You In The Face Because You Support The Israeli Occupation of Palestine
7. You Found Out Your Wife Had A Miscarriage On Twitter
8. I Walk With A Cane
9. I Tried Out For Decapitated Just To Make Fun of His Dead Brother
10. You Signed To Nuclear Blast
11. I Kidnapped Your Child Just To Upset You On Your Birthday
12. I Puched Your Wife Because She Spoke To Me
13. You Were Kicked Out of Psycroptic Because You Were Caught Sucking A Dick
14. Anyone Who Likes The Mars Volta Is A Faggot
15. I Saw Your Daughter's Cunt On Stickam
16. You Almost Went Over Niagra Falls In A Failed Suicide Attempt
17. You Listen To Ska
18. I Went Back In Time And Didn't Vote For Obama
19. I Uploaded Your New Album To Blogspot
20. 9/11 Was An Inside Job (And You Live Inside Your Mother's Basement)
21. Theme From Saved By The Bell
22. You Look Like You Post On A Forum
23. You Drive A Hybrid
24. I Attempted To Wipe Out Your Race Because You Fucked With The Stock Market
25. Your Kid Is Fat
26. Devourment Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
27. You Watch Lost
28. Your Child Was Raped
29. I Ate Your Dog
30. You Used To Be Legends, Now You Tour With Scene Bands
31. You Think You're A Dark Skinned Italian
32. You Bought A Shirt From Neurotic Records, But It Never Came
33. Hitler Was Ahead of His Time
34. You Wear Cologne
35. We Said We'd Play Your Festival, But We Never Showed Up
36. I Broke Up With You Over AIM
37. You Wouldn't Be So Athletic In A Pool
38. I Got Your Daughter Addicted To Heroin So I Could Control Her
39. Sweat Shops Only Seem Harsh Because You're A Lazy Gook
40. You're In An E-Band Because You Have No Friends In Your State
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21. Theme From Saved By The Bell
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1. Michael Amott Is A Faggot
[quote]calm down dude, drink some water take a nap, and when you wake up it will all be over and normal again
(i hope so for ya)
:Oo:[/quote]
(i hope so for ya)
:Oo:[/quote]
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Seth Putnam deserves an axe to the forehead.Lumber Jack Off wrote: 9. I Tried Out For Decapitated Just To Make Fun of His Dead Brother
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Michael Amott Is A Faggot
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Leviathan wrote:21. Theme From Saved By The Bell
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are you sure this is a real album or not just something made up on returntothepit.com?Lumber Jack Off wrote: 5. John Dwyer Took A Picture of Your Girlfriend
Don't quote me boy, 'cause i ain't said shit.
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Lumber Jack Off wrote: 20. 9/11 Was An Inside Job (And You Live Inside Your Mother's Basement)
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Lumber Jack Off wrote:
8. I Walk With A Cane
22. You Look Like You Post On A Forum
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"]
Luckily I am Frodo and I win.[/quote]
Luckily I am Frodo and I win.[/quote]
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You seriously don't appreciateBodom J wrote:not as funny as they used to be. he is trying to far. only funny ones this time around:
14. Anyone Who Likes The Mars Volta Is A Faggot
34. You Wear Cologne
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BREATH HOLD!
"And if I leave you, let me leave you entirely un-enthralled. That way, if you remember me years later, it's for good cause and not something completely forced. When I walk that door, I pray for a collective yawn."
"And if I leave you, let me leave you entirely un-enthralled. That way, if you remember me years later, it's for good cause and not something completely forced. When I walk that door, I pray for a collective yawn."
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I don't think you read my entire post, Buckbuddy.buck satan wrote:seth was in a coma a while back, now he walks with a canelong4theblur wrote:?8. I Walk With A Cane
BREATH HOLD!
"And if I leave you, let me leave you entirely un-enthralled. That way, if you remember me years later, it's for good cause and not something completely forced. When I walk that door, I pray for a collective yawn."
"And if I leave you, let me leave you entirely un-enthralled. That way, if you remember me years later, it's for good cause and not something completely forced. When I walk that door, I pray for a collective yawn."
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BMFOhio wrote:Lumber Jack Off wrote:
8. I Walk With A Cane
22. You Look Like You Post On A Forum
[quote="Cheyenne Fucking Buffet"]This one's called Enter Sandman, maybe you've heard of it."[/quote]
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