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Okay, fellow musicians, answer me this:

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:34 am
by long4theblur
HOW does one play a show obliterated wasted? I've tried even playing a couple songs in my own studio and I sound like shit. Every time I've ever tried in front of a crowd, I've fucked up worse than I would sober. Am I just not getting drunk enough to the point to where care if I live or die, or what? :?

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:40 am
by Wagner Vajagner
As soon as I have some drinks in me, playing is pretty much out of the question. So what I'm saying is, stay sober.

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:00 am
by Acid Flashbakc
i play better drunk :| but not at the point where i'm throwing up on the stage.

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:28 am
by DBS
i can't play for shit when i'm drunk unless it's something really simple. i play bass in a covers band which is the only time i get trashed and play at the same time.

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:11 am
by croninburg
You have to practice obliterated wasted :aargh:

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:22 am
by Pfl?yd
Muscle memory. I generally need a few drinks to really get into playing a show or my mind wanders and I'm overanalyzing everything I'm doing.

My coordination and shit doesn't really suffer when I drink, though. I never get stumbly, slurred-speech, or clumsy when I drink. All drinking has *ever* really did for me is make my mind work differently in a creative capacity and I tend to talk way too fucking much. But that's about it. I suppose alcohol affects different people in different ways.

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:36 pm
by DBS
Pfl?yd wrote:Muscle memory. I generally need a few drinks to really get into playing a show or my mind wanders and I'm overanalyzing everything I'm doing.

My coordination and shit doesn't really suffer when I drink, though. I never get stumbly, slurred-speech, or clumsy when I drink. All drinking has *ever* really did for me is make my mind work differently in a creative capacity and I tend to talk way too fucking much. But that's about it. I suppose alcohol affects different people in different ways.
i become extremely arrogant and vomit uncontrollably :tup:

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:30 pm
by hektik
you're drinking too much, jewcop. Just have a few beers or a couple shots and head out. You'll be just fine.

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:31 pm
by Muffin
I want to get one of those reverse flying V's, solely for the purpose of hoisting it up and pointing to my penis with it.

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:36 pm
by hektik
just paint legs on your flying V and eat it out onstage

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:41 pm
by Muffin
hektik wrote:just paint legs on your flying V and eat it out onstage
Hektik, I like you a whole lot. Have I ever told you this????

Me and Hektik, PBB postin
Image

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:42 pm
by hektik
stop it.

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:07 pm
by Pfl?yd
Step off my Kool-Aid, Muffin! :x

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:37 pm
by Dawdy
hektik wrote:just paint legs on your flying V and eat it out onstage
:lol:

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:26 pm
by PABassPlayer
I don't drink until about 15 min before going on stage, then only beer.
I have one beer on stage per set and a pitcher of water.
1 or 2 beers between sets on a 3 set night. I get pleasently buzzed, remain social and have a good show.

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:55 pm
by False_Prophet
I get annihilated on a regular basis playing live.. the only thing it has ever done to me is the occasional mis step off stage

here's a video of me playing shitfaced on New Years Eve
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MvBiwoTyeU

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:41 pm
by Motorhead
I used to play better fucked up for some odd reason, of course there's a limit.

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:51 pm
by Balls On Parade
DBS wrote:
Pfl?yd wrote:Muscle memory. I generally need a few drinks to really get into playing a show or my mind wanders and I'm overanalyzing everything I'm doing.

My coordination and shit doesn't really suffer when I drink, though. I never get stumbly, slurred-speech, or clumsy when I drink. All drinking has *ever* really did for me is make my mind work differently in a creative capacity and I tend to talk way too fucking much. But that's about it. I suppose alcohol affects different people in different ways.
i become extremely arrogant and vomit uncontrollably :tup:
Same here, but I tend to think when I played shows, about 3 beers or so was just enough to get me relaxed enough to loosen up and play with more focus, but yet at the same time, with a bit more abandon as well...I was too tense when I was sober.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:47 pm
by AoD
well the way i look at it...
as long as you have good tone, the whole band is in tune, and you NEVER STOP THE SONG, keep it going smooth, stay on beat, most people wont notice any small mistakes. the biggest mistake you can make is starting a song over again because of some stupid shit only you guys would have noticed... make sure all the starts and stops and beat changes are tight and the rest doesnt matter.... do you care when bands youre watching miss notes or a beat? people are at concerts to have fun and almost only remember the good shit. if they arent then fuck em. the more you worry about making mistakes the more mistakes you will make. if you play the first note of the riff wrong, finish playing the entire riff "wrong" and it wont sound like a mistake. practice so much you hear the songs in your sleep and its second nature it will be easy to improvise when that shit happens, it does all the time... if the show starts going downhill and you can get yourself out of the rutt, start going crazy, headbang twice as hard amd the focus will be on your energy and not what you are playing. most people have no ear for good music and cant tell the difference, listen to the radio for proof. dont worry about it and youll be fine....

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:29 am
by ~101 From Hell~
wow thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard. if you have good tone, then that will make it easier for everyone else to hear wrong notes, especially if you play a whole entire riff wrong. and i would thinkt that it would be VERY clear when someone, or a whole band would be drunk, especially if you've played a show drunk yourself.


IDIOT.

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:54 am
by AoD
i guess you just owned me. good luck with that .

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:25 am
by ~101 From Hell~
thats right, owned, dont even breathe...

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:41 am
by Muffin
101 FROM HELL~

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:41 pm
by ~101 From Hell~
yes?

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:41 pm
by ~101 From Hell~
yes?

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:25 pm
by Acid Flashbakc
AoD wrote:well the way i look at it...
as long as you have good tone, the whole band is in tune, and you NEVER STOP THE SONG, keep it going smooth, stay on beat, most people wont notice any small mistakes. the biggest mistake you can make is starting a song over again because of some stupid shit only you guys would have noticed... make sure all the starts and stops and beat changes are tight and the rest doesnt matter.... do you care when bands youre watching miss notes or a beat? people are at concerts to have fun and almost only remember the good shit. if they arent then fuck em. the more you worry about making mistakes the more mistakes you will make. if you play the first note of the riff wrong, finish playing the entire riff "wrong" and it wont sound like a mistake. practice so much you hear the songs in your sleep and its second nature it will be easy to improvise when that shit happens, it does all the time... if the show starts going downhill and you can get yourself out of the rutt, start going crazy, headbang twice as hard amd the focus will be on your energy and not what you are playing. most people have no ear for good music and cant tell the difference, listen to the radio for proof. dont worry about it and youll be fine....
:tup:

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:34 pm
by ~101 From Hell~
Acid Flashbakc wrote:
AoD wrote:well the way i look at it...
as long as you have good tone, the whole band is in tune, and you NEVER STOP THE SONG, keep it going smooth, stay on beat, most people wont notice any small mistakes. the biggest mistake you can make is starting a song over again because of some stupid shit only you guys would have noticed... make sure all the starts and stops and beat changes are tight and the rest doesnt matter.... do you care when bands youre watching miss notes or a beat? people are at concerts to have fun and almost only remember the good shit. if they arent then fuck em. the more you worry about making mistakes the more mistakes you will make. if you play the first note of the riff wrong, finish playing the entire riff "wrong" and it wont sound like a mistake. practice so much you hear the songs in your sleep and its second nature it will be easy to improvise when that shit happens, it does all the time... if the show starts going downhill and you can get yourself out of the rutt, start going crazy, headbang twice as hard amd the focus will be on your energy and not what you are playing. most people have no ear for good music and cant tell the difference, listen to the radio for proof. dont worry about it and youll be fine....
:tup:
:tdown:

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:32 pm
by Acid Flashbakc
~101 From Hell~ wrote:
Acid Flashbakc wrote:
AoD wrote:well the way i look at it...
as long as you have good tone, the whole band is in tune, and you NEVER STOP THE SONG, keep it going smooth, stay on beat, most people wont notice any small mistakes. the biggest mistake you can make is starting a song over again because of some stupid shit only you guys would have noticed... make sure all the starts and stops and beat changes are tight and the rest doesnt matter.... do you care when bands youre watching miss notes or a beat? people are at concerts to have fun and almost only remember the good shit. if they arent then fuck em. the more you worry about making mistakes the more mistakes you will make. if you play the first note of the riff wrong, finish playing the entire riff "wrong" and it wont sound like a mistake. practice so much you hear the songs in your sleep and its second nature it will be easy to improvise when that shit happens, it does all the time... if the show starts going downhill and you can get yourself out of the rutt, start going crazy, headbang twice as hard amd the focus will be on your energy and not what you are playing. most people have no ear for good music and cant tell the difference, listen to the radio for proof. dont worry about it and youll be fine....
:tup:
:tdown:
stop posting already

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:47 pm
by White Boy
~101 From Hell~ wrote:yes?
shut the fuck up thanks!

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:18 pm
by croninburg
~101 From Hell~ wrote:
Acid Flashbakc wrote:
AoD wrote:well the way i look at it...
as long as you have good tone, the whole band is in tune, and you NEVER STOP THE SONG, keep it going smooth, stay on beat, most people wont notice any small mistakes. the biggest mistake you can make is starting a song over again because of some stupid shit only you guys would have noticed... make sure all the starts and stops and beat changes are tight and the rest doesnt matter.... do you care when bands youre watching miss notes or a beat? people are at concerts to have fun and almost only remember the good shit. if they arent then fuck em. the more you worry about making mistakes the more mistakes you will make. if you play the first note of the riff wrong, finish playing the entire riff "wrong" and it wont sound like a mistake. practice so much you hear the songs in your sleep and its second nature it will be easy to improvise when that shit happens, it does all the time... if the show starts going downhill and you can get yourself out of the rutt, start going crazy, headbang twice as hard amd the focus will be on your energy and not what you are playing. most people have no ear for good music and cant tell the difference, listen to the radio for proof. dont worry about it and youll be fine....
:tup:
:tdown:
Listen to AoD's band and see how wrong you are :lol:

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:36 pm
by Acid Flashbakc
croninburg wrote:
~101 From Hell~ wrote:
Acid Flashbakc wrote:
AoD wrote:well the way i look at it...
as long as you have good tone, the whole band is in tune, and you NEVER STOP THE SONG, keep it going smooth, stay on beat, most people wont notice any small mistakes. the biggest mistake you can make is starting a song over again because of some stupid shit only you guys would have noticed... make sure all the starts and stops and beat changes are tight and the rest doesnt matter.... do you care when bands youre watching miss notes or a beat? people are at concerts to have fun and almost only remember the good shit. if they arent then fuck em. the more you worry about making mistakes the more mistakes you will make. if you play the first note of the riff wrong, finish playing the entire riff "wrong" and it wont sound like a mistake. practice so much you hear the songs in your sleep and its second nature it will be easy to improvise when that shit happens, it does all the time... if the show starts going downhill and you can get yourself out of the rutt, start going crazy, headbang twice as hard amd the focus will be on your energy and not what you are playing. most people have no ear for good music and cant tell the difference, listen to the radio for proof. dont worry about it and youll be fine....
:tup:
:tdown:
Listen to AoD's band and see how wrong you are :lol:
that reminds me, i just read an interview where the guy was like "yea the bass player from a little known band named suffocation told me about these dudes" and he was talking about tentacles.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:49 pm
by Lando Griffin
you actually play worse but it seems like you're playing awesome cause you're drunk

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:49 pm
by ~101 From Hell~
White Boy wrote:
~101 From Hell~ wrote:yes?
shut the fuck up thanks!
uh, no thanks, i like talking. how about you shut the fuck up, you dont own this board, you arent an admin.... so blow my fucking sack you white piece of shit
Acid Flashbakc wrote:
~101 From Hell~ wrote:
Acid Flashbakc wrote:
AoD wrote:well the way i look at it...
as long as you have good tone, the whole band is in tune, and you NEVER STOP THE SONG, keep it going smooth, stay on beat, most people wont notice any small mistakes. the biggest mistake you can make is starting a song over again because of some stupid shit only you guys would have noticed... make sure all the starts and stops and beat changes are tight and the rest doesnt matter.... do you care when bands youre watching miss notes or a beat? people are at concerts to have fun and almost only remember the good shit. if they arent then fuck em. the more you worry about making mistakes the more mistakes you will make. if you play the first note of the riff wrong, finish playing the entire riff "wrong" and it wont sound like a mistake. practice so much you hear the songs in your sleep and its second nature it will be easy to improvise when that shit happens, it does all the time... if the show starts going downhill and you can get yourself out of the rutt, start going crazy, headbang twice as hard amd the focus will be on your energy and not what you are playing. most people have no ear for good music and cant tell the difference, listen to the radio for proof. dont worry about it and youll be fine....
:tup:
:tdown:
stop posting already
stop living already...

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:53 pm
by ~101 From Hell~
Lando Griffin wrote:you actually play worse but it seems like you're playing awesome cause you're drunk

it seems like you are the only other person on this whole entire board that actually gets whats up. thank you sooo much for not being a fucking retard.

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:22 am
by Acid Flashbakc
~101 From Hell~ wrote:
Lando Griffin wrote:you actually play worse but it seems like you're playing awesome cause you're drunk

it seems like you are the only other person on this whole entire board that actually gets whats up. thank you sooo much for not being a fucking retard.
damn your right, how could we be so stupid :roll:

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:15 am
by ~101 From Hell~
Acid Flashbakc wrote:
~101 From Hell~ wrote:
Lando Griffin wrote:you actually play worse but it seems like you're playing awesome cause you're drunk

it seems like you are the only other person on this whole entire board that actually gets whats up. thank you sooo much for not being a fucking retard.
damn your right, how could we be so stupid :roll:
i know im right. thats why i said it. and you could be so stupid by not properly using your brain in specific situations.

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:10 pm
by croninburg
~101 From Hell~ wrote:
Acid Flashbakc wrote:
~101 From Hell~ wrote:
Lando Griffin wrote:you actually play worse but it seems like you're playing awesome cause you're drunk

it seems like you are the only other person on this whole entire board that actually gets whats up. thank you sooo much for not being a fucking retard.
damn your right, how could we be so stupid :roll:
i know im right. thats why i said it. and you could be so stupid by not properly using your brain in specific situations.
Your opinion doesn't matter.

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:05 pm
by ~101 From Hell~
croninburg wrote:
~101 From Hell~ wrote:
Acid Flashbakc wrote:
~101 From Hell~ wrote:
Lando Griffin wrote:you actually play worse but it seems like you're playing awesome cause you're drunk

it seems like you are the only other person on this whole entire board that actually gets whats up. thank you sooo much for not being a fucking retard.
damn your right, how could we be so stupid :roll:
i know im right. thats why i said it. and you could be so stupid by not properly using your brain in specific situations.
Your opinion doesn't matter.

who the fuck are you? and who said you matter??

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:41 pm
by Hunter/Killer
My first show my drummer and lead guitarist got completely stoned out of their minds before we hit the stage and the drummer fucked us up bad, at one point he knocked over the cymbal stand. :lol:

The guitarist i played with back then was a pot head so the weed never bothered him. He is an amazing guitarist and if he was around the right people and area he could have actually done something and gone somwhere/

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:08 am
by ~101 From Hell~
Hunter/Killer wrote:My first show my drummer and lead guitarist got completely stoned out of their minds before we hit the stage and the drummer fucked us up bad, at one point he knocked over the cymbal stand. :lol:

The guitarist i played with back then was a pot head so the weed never bothered him. He is an amazing guitarist and if he was around the right people and area he could have actually done something and gone somwhere/
way to change the subject.