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fucking guitar sucks balls

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:18 pm
by JesseJames
Especially when you take a year and a half hiatus and decide to get a custom guitar built then take to relearning how to play the fucker that you never were really good at in the first place and you no longer have calluses on your fingers and you are bending strings and shit like you used to and have sore as fuck fingertips that now hinder your relearning of the guitar.
fuck you you 6 stringed fuck, I hate you too.

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:22 pm
by slay
you must have some money to burn spending all that coinige on a guitar when your learning to play.

Post some pics of it

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:57 pm
by JesseJames
Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:59 pm
by Izzy
I agree buddy. For the past few years I've only played my acoustic. Lately a buddy of mine took up guitar and has gotten fairly decent so we've been jamming a bit and I've started practicing a bit on my own. I got a fucking blister on my finger where a callous should be :x Also, I sold one of my old electrics - the better one - and the strap with it, which wouldn't be a problem except I've got a guitar shaped like this: http://www.downcide.com/Temp/rr1.jpg which means I can't sit down and play it, and the electronics are fucked. Fuck :x

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:00 pm
by JesseJames
Izzy wrote:I agree buddy. For the past few years I've only played my acoustic. Lately a buddy of mine took up guitar and has gotten fairly decent so we've been jamming a bit and I've started practicing a bit on my own. I got a fucking blister on my finger where a callous should be :x Also, I sold one of my old electrics - the better one - and the strap with it, which wouldn't be a problem except I've got a guitar shaped like this: http://www.downcide.com/Temp/rr1.jpg which means I can't sit down and play it, and the electronics are fucked. Fuck :x
Which was an intergral part of the V I designed.

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:13 pm
by Izzy
I'm kinda broke right now but I'm gonna get a job over winter break. I figure I'll buy some cheap $150 piece of shit to fuck around with. :tup:

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:16 pm
by slay
JesseJames wrote:Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
"This video is unavailable. "

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:16 pm
by JesseJames
Hell dude get a used esp ec 1000. You can get the amber sunburst for like 500$ all day on e-bay.

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:16 pm
by JesseJames
slay wrote:
JesseJames wrote:Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
"This video is unavailable. "
give it time slay.

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:33 pm
by slay
JesseJames wrote:Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
cool, what amp are you playing through?

also is your custom guitar going to have a floyd?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:35 pm
by JesseJames
slay wrote:
JesseJames wrote:Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
cool, what amp are you playing through?

also is your custom guitar going to have a floyd?
a b-52 100w solid state amp

No, I really don't like floyd's much, I don't care what anyone says, they just go out of tune too much.

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:35 pm
by Izzy
JesseJames wrote:Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
Why is it upsidedown? :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:36 pm
by JesseJames
Izzy wrote:
JesseJames wrote:Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
Why is it upsidedown? :lol:
So you focus on that and not my guitar playing. :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:38 pm
by JesseJames
I was really thinking you guys would pick up on the guitar not being in tune. I was going to tune it but was like fuck it, another problem with the floyds is you seem to always have to loosen the locking nut on at least one string so you can use the tuner, and I just didn't feel like doing it.

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:39 pm
by slay
JesseJames wrote:
slay wrote:
JesseJames wrote:Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
cool, what amp are you playing through?

also is your custom guitar going to have a floyd?
a b-52 100w solid state amp

No, I really don't like floyd's much, I don't care what anyone says, they just go out of tune too much.
Yeah i agree

maybe unless its the best floyd money can buy but all around their nothing but a pain in the anus.

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:23 pm
by Pfl?yd
I feel the same way about drums. I was only doing it occasionally and only played drums in one band before. Now I'm dropping major skrilla on a kit and I'm actually concentrating on actually being fucking awesome at drums and it's not moving as fast as I'd like.

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:39 pm
by DBS
haha i'm better than you at guitar

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:42 pm
by Kellan
I've been at it 10 years and am now just starting to be content with my playing and what I write.

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:50 am
by JesseJames
DBS wrote:haha i'm better than you at guitar
That's fine, I can always get better. You'll still be the douche that cried because his ex brushed her teeth with your mortal enemies dick.

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:52 am
by JesseJames
P.S. :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:49 am
by Acid Flashbakc
damn i would have gotten an amp before shelling that much out for a git

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:31 am
by DBS
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:haha i'm better than you at guitar
That's fine, I can always get better. You'll still be the douche that cried because his ex brushed her teeth with your mortal enemies dick.
i take solace in the fact that you and him will always be second best to me. i'm amazing at everything i do :tup:

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:23 pm
by JesseJames
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:haha i'm better than you at guitar
That's fine, I can always get better. You'll still be the douche that cried because his ex brushed her teeth with your mortal enemies dick.
i take solace in the fact that you and him will always be second best to me. i'm amazing at everything i do :tup:
Despite me making more money than you, having my own house, and having gone further relationally than you.

You think she did some good ole ass to mouf?

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:28 pm
by Wagner Vajagner
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:haha i'm better than you at guitar
That's fine, I can always get better. You'll still be the douche that cried because his ex brushed her teeth with your mortal enemies dick.
i take solace in the fact that you and him will always be second best to me. i'm amazing at everything i do :tup:
Despite me making more money than you, having my own house, and having gone further relationally than you.

You think she did some good ole ass to mouf?
Not the atm!

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:58 pm
by whitemike
Yeh, guitaring can suck a lot. Stick in though!

Re: fucking guitar sucks balls

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:14 am
by Motorhead
JesseJames wrote:Especially when you take a year and a half hiatus and decide to get a custom guitar built then take to relearning how to play the fucker that you never were really good at in the first place and you no longer have calluses on your fingers and you are bending strings and shit like you used to and have sore as fuck fingertips that now hinder your relearning of the guitar.
fuck you you 6 stringed fuck, I hate you too.
wah wah baby

Re: fucking guitar sucks balls

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:05 pm
by JesseJames
Motorhead wrote:
JesseJames wrote:Especially when you take a year and a half hiatus and decide to get a custom guitar built then take to relearning how to play the fucker that you never were really good at in the first place and you no longer have calluses on your fingers and you are bending strings and shit like you used to and have sore as fuck fingertips that now hinder your relearning of the guitar.
fuck you you 6 stringed fuck, I hate you too.
wah wah baby
Yes, I do have a wah wah pedal. Thank you for inquiring.

Re: fucking guitar sucks balls

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:15 pm
by PABassPlayer
Motorhead wrote:
JesseJames wrote:Especially when you take a year and a half hiatus and decide to get a custom guitar built then take to relearning how to play the fucker that you never were really good at in the first place and you no longer have calluses on your fingers and you are bending strings and shit like you used to and have sore as fuck fingertips that now hinder your relearning of the guitar.
fuck you you 6 stringed fuck, I hate you too.
wah wah baby
I think it's "Crybaby" Wah Wah...

Re: fucking guitar sucks balls

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:17 pm
by JesseJames
PABassPlayer wrote:
Motorhead wrote:
JesseJames wrote:Especially when you take a year and a half hiatus and decide to get a custom guitar built then take to relearning how to play the fucker that you never were really good at in the first place and you no longer have calluses on your fingers and you are bending strings and shit like you used to and have sore as fuck fingertips that now hinder your relearning of the guitar.
fuck you you 6 stringed fuck, I hate you too.
wah wah baby
I think it's "Crybaby" Wah Wah...
Well I dont have one of those, I have an ibanez weeping demon.

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:20 pm
by DBS
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:haha i'm better than you at guitar
That's fine, I can always get better. You'll still be the douche that cried because his ex brushed her teeth with your mortal enemies dick.
i take solace in the fact that you and him will always be second best to me. i'm amazing at everything i do :tup:
Despite me making more money than you, having my own house, and having gone further relationally than you.

You think she did some good ole ass to mouf?
brutal. too bad i'm i'm university doing very well, enjoying consequence-free sex and am incredibly popular. oh well, things can only get better.

oh wait they just did, i just got an e-mail from my ex-girlfriend saying she's distraught that none of our mutual friends are talking to her, i have a girl coming over my free house tonight and i got paid £400 backpayment from my summer job due to a promised pay rise that's only just come into effect.

my life fucking rules.

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:21 pm
by DBS
p.s and i'm a better guitarist than you. god i feel good.

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:21 pm
by JesseJames
Thanks for the thrilling details, but I could honestly care less about your personal life.

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:25 pm
by DBS
is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:29 pm
by JesseJames
DBS wrote:is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
You're right, I can't just be on the board replying to various other topics as well.

So wow, you're at a uni, bragging about 400 pounds. :lol:

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:31 pm
by DBS
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
You're right, I can't just be on the board replying to various other topics as well.

So wow, you're at a uni, bragging about 400 pounds. :lol:
you replied within the same minute as i posted that :lol:

you're fucking obsessed, sunshine.

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:34 pm
by JesseJames
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
You're right, I can't just be on the board replying to various other topics as well.

So wow, you're at a uni, bragging about 400 pounds. :lol:
you replied within the same minute as i posted that :lol:

you're fucking obsessed, sunshine.
Sorry, should I wait the unobsessive 2 minutes such as you did?

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:52 pm
by DBS
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
You're right, I can't just be on the board replying to various other topics as well.

So wow, you're at a uni, bragging about 400 pounds. :lol:
you replied within the same minute as i posted that :lol:

you're fucking obsessed, sunshine.
Sorry, should I wait the unobsessive 2 minutes such as you did?
the difference is that i had just posted in the thread, went to get a beer, refreshed the page and you were there, despite not being involved in the thread for over 24 hours.

i'm now going to jump in the shower, get a taxi, meet some people and have a good night. i'll see your response in the morning :tup: loser.

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:55 pm
by JesseJames
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
You're right, I can't just be on the board replying to various other topics as well.

So wow, you're at a uni, bragging about 400 pounds. :lol:
you replied within the same minute as i posted that :lol:

you're fucking obsessed, sunshine.
Sorry, should I wait the unobsessive 2 minutes such as you did?
the difference is that i had just posted in the thread, went to get a beer, refreshed the page and you were there, despite not being involved in the thread for over 24 hours.

i'm now going to jump in the shower, get a taxi, meet some people and have a good night. i'll see your response in the morning :tup: loser.
Glad to know that when you go out what I think will be on your mind until you get home. :lol:

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:01 pm
by Motorhead
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
You're right, I can't just be on the board replying to various other topics as well.

So wow, you're at a uni, bragging about 400 pounds. :lol:
you replied within the same minute as i posted that :lol:

you're fucking obsessed, sunshine.
Sorry, should I wait the unobsessive 2 minutes such as you did?
the difference is that i had just posted in the thread, went to get a beer, refreshed the page and you were there, despite not being involved in the thread for over 24 hours.

i'm now going to jump in the shower, get a taxi, meet some people and have a good night. i'll see your response in the morning :tup: loser.
Glad to know that when you go out what I think will be on your mind until you get home. :lol:
This from the guy who stalks my every post, generally by the time I've refreshed :lll:

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:02 pm
by JesseJames
Motorhead wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
You're right, I can't just be on the board replying to various other topics as well.

So wow, you're at a uni, bragging about 400 pounds. :lol:
you replied within the same minute as i posted that :lol:

you're fucking obsessed, sunshine.
Sorry, should I wait the unobsessive 2 minutes such as you did?
the difference is that i had just posted in the thread, went to get a beer, refreshed the page and you were there, despite not being involved in the thread for over 24 hours.

i'm now going to jump in the shower, get a taxi, meet some people and have a good night. i'll see your response in the morning :tup: loser.
Glad to know that when you go out what I think will be on your mind until you get home. :lol:
This from the guy who stalks my every post, generally by the time I've refreshed :lll:
You upset I busted you in yet ANOTHER lie?