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Especially when you take a year and a half hiatus and decide to get a custom guitar built then take to relearning how to play the fucker that you never were really good at in the first place and you no longer have calluses on your fingers and you are bending strings and shit like you used to and have sore as fuck fingertips that now hinder your relearning of the guitar.
fuck you you 6 stringed fuck, I hate you too.
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you must have some money to burn spending all that coinige on a guitar when your learning to play.

Post some pics of it
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Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
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I agree buddy. For the past few years I've only played my acoustic. Lately a buddy of mine took up guitar and has gotten fairly decent so we've been jamming a bit and I've started practicing a bit on my own. I got a fucking blister on my finger where a callous should be :x Also, I sold one of my old electrics - the better one - and the strap with it, which wouldn't be a problem except I've got a guitar shaped like this: http://www.downcide.com/Temp/rr1.jpg which means I can't sit down and play it, and the electronics are fucked. Fuck :x
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Izzy wrote:I agree buddy. For the past few years I've only played my acoustic. Lately a buddy of mine took up guitar and has gotten fairly decent so we've been jamming a bit and I've started practicing a bit on my own. I got a fucking blister on my finger where a callous should be :x Also, I sold one of my old electrics - the better one - and the strap with it, which wouldn't be a problem except I've got a guitar shaped like this: http://www.downcide.com/Temp/rr1.jpg which means I can't sit down and play it, and the electronics are fucked. Fuck :x
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I'm kinda broke right now but I'm gonna get a job over winter break. I figure I'll buy some cheap $150 piece of shit to fuck around with. :tup:
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JesseJames wrote:Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
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Hell dude get a used esp ec 1000. You can get the amber sunburst for like 500$ all day on e-bay.
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slay wrote:
JesseJames wrote:Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
"This video is unavailable. "
give it time slay.
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JesseJames wrote:Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
cool, what amp are you playing through?

also is your custom guitar going to have a floyd?
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slay wrote:
JesseJames wrote:Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
cool, what amp are you playing through?

also is your custom guitar going to have a floyd?
a b-52 100w solid state amp

No, I really don't like floyd's much, I don't care what anyone says, they just go out of tune too much.
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JesseJames wrote:Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
Why is it upsidedown? :lol:
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Izzy wrote:
JesseJames wrote:Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
Why is it upsidedown? :lol:
So you focus on that and not my guitar playing. :lol:
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I was really thinking you guys would pick up on the guitar not being in tune. I was going to tune it but was like fuck it, another problem with the floyds is you seem to always have to loosen the locking nut on at least one string so you can use the tuner, and I just didn't feel like doing it.
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JesseJames wrote:
slay wrote:
JesseJames wrote:Just for you slay, to prove how terrible I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQjgBkaeU8
Forgive my lack of using echo/delay, it wasn't coming across good in earlier takes so I took it out.
cool, what amp are you playing through?

also is your custom guitar going to have a floyd?
a b-52 100w solid state amp

No, I really don't like floyd's much, I don't care what anyone says, they just go out of tune too much.
Yeah i agree

maybe unless its the best floyd money can buy but all around their nothing but a pain in the anus.
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I feel the same way about drums. I was only doing it occasionally and only played drums in one band before. Now I'm dropping major skrilla on a kit and I'm actually concentrating on actually being fucking awesome at drums and it's not moving as fast as I'd like.
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haha i'm better than you at guitar
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I've been at it 10 years and am now just starting to be content with my playing and what I write.
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DBS wrote:haha i'm better than you at guitar
That's fine, I can always get better. You'll still be the douche that cried because his ex brushed her teeth with your mortal enemies dick.
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P.S. :lol:
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damn i would have gotten an amp before shelling that much out for a git
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JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:haha i'm better than you at guitar
That's fine, I can always get better. You'll still be the douche that cried because his ex brushed her teeth with your mortal enemies dick.
i take solace in the fact that you and him will always be second best to me. i'm amazing at everything i do :tup:
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DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:haha i'm better than you at guitar
That's fine, I can always get better. You'll still be the douche that cried because his ex brushed her teeth with your mortal enemies dick.
i take solace in the fact that you and him will always be second best to me. i'm amazing at everything i do :tup:
Despite me making more money than you, having my own house, and having gone further relationally than you.

You think she did some good ole ass to mouf?
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JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:haha i'm better than you at guitar
That's fine, I can always get better. You'll still be the douche that cried because his ex brushed her teeth with your mortal enemies dick.
i take solace in the fact that you and him will always be second best to me. i'm amazing at everything i do :tup:
Despite me making more money than you, having my own house, and having gone further relationally than you.

You think she did some good ole ass to mouf?
Not the atm!
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Yeh, guitaring can suck a lot. Stick in though!
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JesseJames wrote:Especially when you take a year and a half hiatus and decide to get a custom guitar built then take to relearning how to play the fucker that you never were really good at in the first place and you no longer have calluses on your fingers and you are bending strings and shit like you used to and have sore as fuck fingertips that now hinder your relearning of the guitar.
fuck you you 6 stringed fuck, I hate you too.
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Motorhead wrote:
JesseJames wrote:Especially when you take a year and a half hiatus and decide to get a custom guitar built then take to relearning how to play the fucker that you never were really good at in the first place and you no longer have calluses on your fingers and you are bending strings and shit like you used to and have sore as fuck fingertips that now hinder your relearning of the guitar.
fuck you you 6 stringed fuck, I hate you too.
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Motorhead wrote:
JesseJames wrote:Especially when you take a year and a half hiatus and decide to get a custom guitar built then take to relearning how to play the fucker that you never were really good at in the first place and you no longer have calluses on your fingers and you are bending strings and shit like you used to and have sore as fuck fingertips that now hinder your relearning of the guitar.
fuck you you 6 stringed fuck, I hate you too.
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PABassPlayer wrote:
Motorhead wrote:
JesseJames wrote:Especially when you take a year and a half hiatus and decide to get a custom guitar built then take to relearning how to play the fucker that you never were really good at in the first place and you no longer have calluses on your fingers and you are bending strings and shit like you used to and have sore as fuck fingertips that now hinder your relearning of the guitar.
fuck you you 6 stringed fuck, I hate you too.
wah wah baby
I think it's "Crybaby" Wah Wah...
Well I dont have one of those, I have an ibanez weeping demon.
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JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:haha i'm better than you at guitar
That's fine, I can always get better. You'll still be the douche that cried because his ex brushed her teeth with your mortal enemies dick.
i take solace in the fact that you and him will always be second best to me. i'm amazing at everything i do :tup:
Despite me making more money than you, having my own house, and having gone further relationally than you.

You think she did some good ole ass to mouf?
brutal. too bad i'm i'm university doing very well, enjoying consequence-free sex and am incredibly popular. oh well, things can only get better.

oh wait they just did, i just got an e-mail from my ex-girlfriend saying she's distraught that none of our mutual friends are talking to her, i have a girl coming over my free house tonight and i got paid £400 backpayment from my summer job due to a promised pay rise that's only just come into effect.

my life fucking rules.
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p.s and i'm a better guitarist than you. god i feel good.
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Thanks for the thrilling details, but I could honestly care less about your personal life.
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is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
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DBS wrote:is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
You're right, I can't just be on the board replying to various other topics as well.

So wow, you're at a uni, bragging about 400 pounds. :lol:
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JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
You're right, I can't just be on the board replying to various other topics as well.

So wow, you're at a uni, bragging about 400 pounds. :lol:
you replied within the same minute as i posted that :lol:

you're fucking obsessed, sunshine.
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DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
You're right, I can't just be on the board replying to various other topics as well.

So wow, you're at a uni, bragging about 400 pounds. :lol:
you replied within the same minute as i posted that :lol:

you're fucking obsessed, sunshine.
Sorry, should I wait the unobsessive 2 minutes such as you did?
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JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
You're right, I can't just be on the board replying to various other topics as well.

So wow, you're at a uni, bragging about 400 pounds. :lol:
you replied within the same minute as i posted that :lol:

you're fucking obsessed, sunshine.
Sorry, should I wait the unobsessive 2 minutes such as you did?
the difference is that i had just posted in the thread, went to get a beer, refreshed the page and you were there, despite not being involved in the thread for over 24 hours.

i'm now going to jump in the shower, get a taxi, meet some people and have a good night. i'll see your response in the morning :tup: loser.
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DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
You're right, I can't just be on the board replying to various other topics as well.

So wow, you're at a uni, bragging about 400 pounds. :lol:
you replied within the same minute as i posted that :lol:

you're fucking obsessed, sunshine.
Sorry, should I wait the unobsessive 2 minutes such as you did?
the difference is that i had just posted in the thread, went to get a beer, refreshed the page and you were there, despite not being involved in the thread for over 24 hours.

i'm now going to jump in the shower, get a taxi, meet some people and have a good night. i'll see your response in the morning :tup: loser.
Glad to know that when you go out what I think will be on your mind until you get home. :lol:
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JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
You're right, I can't just be on the board replying to various other topics as well.

So wow, you're at a uni, bragging about 400 pounds. :lol:
you replied within the same minute as i posted that :lol:

you're fucking obsessed, sunshine.
Sorry, should I wait the unobsessive 2 minutes such as you did?
the difference is that i had just posted in the thread, went to get a beer, refreshed the page and you were there, despite not being involved in the thread for over 24 hours.

i'm now going to jump in the shower, get a taxi, meet some people and have a good night. i'll see your response in the morning :tup: loser.
Glad to know that when you go out what I think will be on your mind until you get home. :lol:
This from the guy who stalks my every post, generally by the time I've refreshed :lll:
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Motorhead wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
DBS wrote:is that why you replied so quickly to a thread i've been inactive from for like 2 days? oh ok.
You're right, I can't just be on the board replying to various other topics as well.

So wow, you're at a uni, bragging about 400 pounds. :lol:
you replied within the same minute as i posted that :lol:

you're fucking obsessed, sunshine.
Sorry, should I wait the unobsessive 2 minutes such as you did?
the difference is that i had just posted in the thread, went to get a beer, refreshed the page and you were there, despite not being involved in the thread for over 24 hours.

i'm now going to jump in the shower, get a taxi, meet some people and have a good night. i'll see your response in the morning :tup: loser.
Glad to know that when you go out what I think will be on your mind until you get home. :lol:
This from the guy who stalks my every post, generally by the time I've refreshed :lll:
You upset I busted you in yet ANOTHER lie?
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