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racist jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:50 pm
by trendkiller
A guy walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. He goes up to the bar and orders 2 beers and a saucer of milk, and they go and sit at a table. A while later the ostrich comes up to the bar and orders another round, and sits back at the table. After they finish these, the man goes back to the bar and orders more drinks. 'woah! hold on a minute,' says the barman. 'how come the cat isnt buying a round?'. 'well funny you should ask,' says the man. 'I was just walking down the street a little while ago, and I saw this lamp on the floor. I picked it up and gave it a little polish and out popped a genie. The genie said he'd been trapped in the lamp for hundreds of years, and he was so grateful to be let out that he was going to grant me one wish.' 'So what did you ask for?, says the barman, baffled. 'I asked for a tall bird with a tight pussy!'
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:53 pm
by Ellen
Yeah that's not that funny.
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:47 pm
by shit
Why can't stevie wonder read? Because he's a black bastard.
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:27 pm
by Guest
Apparently some black guy pulled up and asked for directions last night, before my buddy and his girlfriend could get a word in edgewise I said "I'd be happy to help you, but I may be a little drunk! Ask me again in an hour!"; then they told him which way to go and I saluted him and said "You're a good man, Charlie Brown."
They thought that was racist.
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:25 pm
by Richard The Duke
Q. If a white man and a black man fall off a building at exactly the same time, which one hits the ground first? Assume they both weigh the same.
A. The white man hits the ground first because the black man stays up to wash the windows.
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:57 am
by Lager
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:34 pm
by trendkiller
You were supposed to say "thats not racist"
And then I say "the cat was black"
fail
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:43 pm
by walking_ash
What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:25 am
by charlie
Ellen wrote:Yeah that's not that funny.
Fuck you it was hilarious.
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:54 am
by DBS
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:25 pm
by RandomRussianDude
Q: What does a black and a tornado have in common?
A: It only takes one to ruin a good town.
Q: How do you know a black woman is pregnant?
A: All the cotton is picked off her tampon.
Q: What't the only thing worse than 200 niggers moving into your town?
A: 200 pregnant niggers.
Q: What's white on top and black on the bottom?
A: Society.
and some antisemitism for desert:
Q: What's the difference between a jew and santa?
A: Santa goes DOWN the chimney.
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:43 pm
by Bren
RandomRussianDude wrote:
Q: What's white on top and black on the bottom?
A: Society.
Guinness
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:16 pm
by Izzy
Q: What do you call a black guy in a suit and tie?
A: Nigger.
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:18 pm
by Boshtwik
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:41 pm
by tokin20deuce
RandomRussianDude wrote:Q: What does a black and a tornado have in common?
A: It only takes one to ruin a good town.
Q: How do you know a black woman is pregnant?
A: All the cotton is picked off her tampon.
Q: What't the only thing worse than 200 niggers moving into your town?
A: 200 pregnant niggers.
Q: What's white on top and black on the bottom?
A: Society.
and some antisemitism for desert:
Q: What's the difference between a jew and santa?
A: Santa goes DOWN the chimney.
well done sir
