Panterachat

Don't whip out the big guns if you don't know how to shoot 'em.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gZ4N9CtVM


Who needs a strap when you play like you have Cerebal Palsy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvFvYOwhrsc


Were you this innovative when you were...uh...10?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w2nNfMPBqw


Phat dick? No! Phat Duck!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygt68ITQRts


I need two guitars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZpD0btOZx8


Well, make one of them a bass...or just give me this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdaR-x8ZsdE


Well, just give me that 11 string bass instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm56Isx0_JY


One more string please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyLPeRZAOho


Had enough of that song yet? Too fucking bad.


Mario theme on the flute while beatboxing? Why the fuck not!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfrKqFp0Zg


Finally; I hate this guy. Neoclassical Virtuoso my fucking dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aco25RZqSgg

BassPhemy wrote:
Finally; I hate this guy. Neoclassical Virtuoso my fucking dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aco25RZqSgg

was it supposed to sound like shit or are his fingers too fat when he tries to hit the right notes?

haha.. check out this bass player:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTdtc6xqeDw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6bwMILm4AA

he's a random DM bass player named Erlend, met him on another forum. He's got some skills.

for some reason sweep picking on a bass just doesn't sound that great to me. maybe it's because i'm used to them playing funky shit all the time.

yup, those videos are kind of bland but they demonstrate some cool technique. I like his band blood red throne ( http://www.myspace.com/bloodredthrone666 ), simple, catchy death metal

basses should have 4 or 5 strings, any more than that is just silly.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2684711

At some point it ceases to be a bass and becomes a large piece of lumber with strings.



So the tuning of the bass is low C#, F#, B, E, A, D, G, C, F, Bb, Eb (half-step below the regular guitar high E string)
Yeah....right!

9 strings of silliness!!!!!


Time to head over to the bank to take out a loan, I need to re-string my bass!

that shouldn't even be considered a bass anymore. they look ridiculous. whoever can play them, congratulations you fawkin show off.

I wouldn't even think you could use half the frets on those basses unless you had a hand full of yardsticks.

BassPhemy wrote:I wouldn't even think you could use half the frets on those basses unless you had a hand full of yardsticks.

And don't care a lick for intonation, those thngs can't POSSIBLY be in tune all across the neck without some fanning of the frets or a gradually scaling neck.

some of those bases look like a bass Zitar

Bronco wrote:like a bass Zitar

Or a bass Z'Dar.

James Labrie could probably pass for a Robert Z'dar lookalike if he got stung in the face by a shitload of bees.

That is very true.

PABassPlayer wrote:

Yeah, well, I bet that guy doesn't own a pair of silver shorts.

Leviathan wrote:James Labrie could probably pass for a Robert Z'dar lookalike if he got stung in the face by a shitload of bees.