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the best guitars ever are

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sg standards :tup:
specials :tdown:
'61 reissue :tup:
my face :tup:

if anyone has one could they please post pics of it in here, good quality pictures please. especially ones in heritage cherry, they're the maddest.
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Shut up.
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MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD CUM ON MY TITS MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD CUM ON MY TITS

post your rickenbacker. oh wait you're gay you don't have one RARARAR
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:(

seriously though. i love them, they make me want to learn to play properly, rather than fucking around. sg standards are the best ever. :(

plus enslaved (ivar bjornson?) use them. and grutle uses a rickenbacker! :)
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flying V is my favorite, followed closely by the SG :tup:
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FBS wrote:MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD CUM ON MY TITS MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD CUM ON MY TITS
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Dawdy wrote:flying V is my favorite, followed closely by the SG :tup:
i don't like them. my flatmate has a baby v, the only thing i like is that i don't look like a huge dork trying to hold a big guitar. (cause i look like an idiot)

i love jacksons as well. he has a couple good guitars and a few shit ones, i like the prestige ibanez best, it feels nice. otherwise i like his cort, it's comfortable. he has a 12 string acoustic that's impossible to play, i suck the most. sg's are fucking awesome though, i love every single thing about them, especially the standard. i'm trying to convince him to buy one. he has a matt black epiphone at the moment but it's all pulled apart, it's the closest i can get at this stage.

anyway i'm being serious, if anyone has one please post a picture :roll:
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i dont have an SG but do any of these make you wet? :|):

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i'm a dumb fuck. you know why i like jacksons? the headstock :lol: idiot.

yeah they're ok, i don't like them much though. sorry face!
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you just broke my heart :aargh:
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get an sg and then we're talkin :pimp:
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You just like SGs because AC/DC are from Australia.
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FBS wrote:sg standards :tup:
specials :tdown:
'61 reissue :tup:
my face :tup:

if anyone has one could they please post pics of it in here, good quality pictures please. especially ones in heritage cherry, they're the maddest.
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i hate ac/dc and yes i'm an idiot :tup:
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FBS wrote:i hate ac/dc and yes i'm an idiot :tup:
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my fav guitar right now is my shecter hellraiser
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[quote="FBS"]sg standards :tup:
specials :tdown:
'61 reissue :tup:
my face :tup:

Wrong. The best guitars ever are the ones that make you want to play them all the time, feel great in your hands, don't fall apart on the way to or during the gig, and just plain fucking sound great to YOU. SG's are indeed cool, I'll give you that, though.
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And who is to say that SGs aren't all those things to FBS?
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if it was fretless i would agree
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SGs are pretty cool. As are their four-string cousins:

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Pflöyd wrote:SGs are pretty cool. As are their four-string cousins:

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:|):

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a woman trying to sound like she knows what she's talking about.....typical.
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hippy wrote:
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onetwothreefour wrote:a woman trying to sound like she knows what she's talking about.....typical.
:lol: i have absolutely no clue at all. all i know is that sg's are fucking awesome, jacksons have cool headstocks, i can't pronounce tremolo and fender strat's are the worst things EVER. and hello kittys :x

i'll tell you what i do know though. satyricon are going to cum on my tits in 19 days :) and roosters don't chase hens for nothing. and eggs don't bounce.

:fag:
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FBS wrote:
onetwothreefour wrote:a woman trying to sound like she knows what she's talking about.....typical.
:lol: i have absolutely no clue at all. all i know is that sg's are fucking awesome, jacksons have cool headstocks, i can't pronounce tremolo and fender strat's are the worst things EVER. and hello kittys :x

i'll tell you what i do know though. satyricon are going to cum on my tits in 19 days :) and roosters don't chase hens for nothing. and eggs don't bounce.

:fag:
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Telecasters rule :tup:
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Keith is gonna break a hip doing that.
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someone should really let Keith know that he died about 10 years ago, his corpse keeps showing up for gigs.
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BassPhemy wrote:Keith is gonna break a hip doing that.
That's how he walks now.
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I do love the sounds of a tele.

Best guitar tone ever = Brian May though.
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Pflöyd wrote:I do love the sounds of a tele.

Best guitar tone ever = Brian May though.
Either him or Gilmour :tup:
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If Dime had played that guitar, maybe he'd still be with us. :(
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