NHL offseason

Dirty Sanchez · Post by **Dirty Sanchez** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:47 pm

great final 30 seconds

Area53 · Post by **Area53** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:48 pm

At least now we've got a series. I hate it when the finals go 4 and out.

Hunter/Killer · Post by **Hunter/Killer** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:50 pm

its the crowd. don't be surprised if they win the next one aswell

Area53 · Post by **Area53** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:51 pm

Wayne wrote:its the crowd. don't be surprised if they win the next one aswell

i agree with this. I still say Carolina takes it all , though.

Browns Town · Post by **Browns Town** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:27 pm

The highlights of this will be on, what, about the 20 minute mark of Sportscenter? Cause I wanna go throw a burger on the grill real quick and that would be a great time.

Dirty Sanchez · Post by **Dirty Sanchez** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:28 pm

Browns Town wrote:The highlights of this will be on, what, about the 20 minute mark of Sportscenter? Cause I wanna go throw a burger on the grill real quick and that would be a great time.

diggin the canes in the finals, but posts like these still make me

Browns Town · Post by **Browns Town** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:40 pm

Although the material has been heavily altered since the original production, the overarching plot remains the same: in a child’s dream, a racing tournament takes place on a model railway. This race is entered by engines from all over the world. Representing the USA is Greaseball, an arrogant diesel locomotive who bears a strong resemblance to Elvis Presley, whose girlfriend is Dinah the dining car. He is accompanied by the Greaseball Gang, also diesel locomotives.

In the yards lives Rusty, a steam engine who dreams of winning the race but who is seen as slow and old-fashioned by everyone else. He is in love with Pearl the observation car, but when he asks her out she turns him down.

A late entry to the race is Electra, a state-of-the-art electric locomotive, with the Components, his own personal freight cars. He bears some resemblance to David Bowie. He convinces Pearl to race with him.

Greaseball wins the first heat by cheating. He trips Rusty, causing him to crash. Dinah objects, and Greaseball dumps her.

Poppa, an old steam engine and past racing champion, tries to persuade Rusty to keep racing. But Rusty's confidence is completely shattered, and he refuses. Poppa tells him the legend of the Starlight Express, a midnight train who helps engines in distress, but Rusty remains unconvinced.

Poppa enters the next heat in his place, but in doing so causes himself some serious damage. His sacrifice wins Rusty a place in the final alongside Electra, Greaseball and the French train, Bobo.

Rusty prays to the Starlight Express for help. The train appears to him and tells him that he doesn't need any supernatural help - all he needs is the confidence to believe in himself. Fired up with enthusiasm, Rusty seeks a carriage or wagon to race with him, as required by the rules. He finds the shy and overweight aggregate hopper, Dustin, who readily agrees to race.

In the final, Rusty and Dustin come in first place. Steam is the champion of the day. Greaseball and Electra are humbled by the experience. Greaseball apologises to Dinah, and she accepts him once more. Meanwhile, Rusty seeks Pearl. With his new-found confidence, he again asks her out. She realises that he is the one she loves, and they return to the other engines. Poppa leads them in a final triumphant song.

Dawdy · Post by **Dawdy** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:06 am

who can tell me why Messier was there, and was sitting upstairs with Kevin Lowe? My dad said he's coaching the Oilers nest season, and i said BULLSHIT. he's probably fucking with me

Avulsed · Post by **Avulsed** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:00 am

Dawdy wrote:who can tell me why Messier was there, and was sitting upstairs with Kevin Lowe? My dad said he's coaching the Oilers nest season, and i said BULLSHIT. he's probably fucking with me

That'd be cool

That stupid ref pissed me off. That puck wasn't even close to being covered up but still blew the whistle

Dawdy · Post by **Dawdy** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:31 am

mick magoo is a fuckin goof. he goes apeshit whenever he makes a call. fuckin spaz

Hunter/Killer · Post by **Hunter/Killer** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:41 am

Dawdy wrote:who can tell me why Messier was there, and was sitting upstairs with Kevin Lowe? My dad said he's coaching the Oilers nest season, and i said BULLSHIT. he's probably fucking with me

friends with lowe, very much doubt he will be coaching

FUBAR · Post by **FUBAR** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:28 pm

Dawdy wrote:mick magoo is a fuckin goof. he goes apeshit whenever he makes a call. fuckin spaz

Remember when Cujo showed him whats up with that assault?

axlash · Post by **axlash** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:14 pm

Dawdy wrote:who can tell me why Messier was there, and was sitting upstairs with Kevin Lowe? My dad said he's coaching the Oilers nest season, and i said BULLSHIT. he's probably fucking with me

no way. Messier has publicly stated that he is not nearly ready to coach yet and even though he would be interested, he's still got a LOT to learn, son.

Dawdy · Post by **Dawdy** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:38 pm

axlash wrote:
Dawdy wrote:who can tell me why Messier was there, and was sitting upstairs with Kevin Lowe? My dad said he's coaching the Oilers nest season, and i said BULLSHIT. he's probably fucking with me
no way. Messier has publicly stated that he is not nearly ready to coach yet and even though he would be interested, he's still got a LOT to learn, son.

and i couldnt see the Oilers replacing MacTavish. he's done awesome

axlash · Post by **axlash** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:41 pm

this is no secret, but in the future, messier would make a killer coach.

goshua · Post by **goshua** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:43 pm

hockey sucks

CP · Post by CP » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:27 am

Dirty Sanchez wrote:great final 30 seconds

Good game, weird winning goal. I'm glad to see Edmonton win, I wouldn't mind if they win the next one, too. I'm not really cheering for anyone, but I hate lopsided series.

Dirty Sanchez · Post by **Dirty Sanchez** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:38 pm

this game rules, oh shit

Dirty Sanchez · Post by **Dirty Sanchez** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:54 pm

hell yes

FUBAR · Post by **FUBAR** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:41 pm

Good game, Roddys bringing the cup home

Avulsed · Post by **Avulsed** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:00 am

axlash · Post by **axlash** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:33 am

Avulsed wrote:

axlash · Post by **axlash** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:35 am

FUBAR wrote:Good game, Roddys bringing the cup home

your av LOL

CntrlDenied · Post by **CntrlDenied** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:15 pm

this new brand of hockey sucks, this shit was over the second the oilers goalie went down.

Dirty Sanchez · Post by **Dirty Sanchez** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:17 pm

CntrlDenied wrote:this shit was over the second the oilers goalie went down.

nothing is over, moron.

Aeon · Post by **Aeon** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:19 pm

Dirty Sanchez wrote:
CntrlDenied wrote:this shit was over the second the oilers goalie went down.
nothing is over, moron.

o0o0o0o0o.sd.

Dirty Sanchez · Post by **Dirty Sanchez** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:19 pm

Aeon wrote:
Dirty Sanchez wrote:
CntrlDenied wrote:this shit was over the second the oilers goalie went down.
nothing is over, moron.
o0o0o0o0o.sd.

completely unnecessdary

Lager · Post by **Lager** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:20 pm

Dirty Sanchez wrote:
Aeon wrote:
Dirty Sanchez wrote:
CntrlDenied wrote:this shit was over the second the oilers goalie went down.
nothing is over, moron.
o0o0o0o0o.sd.
completely unnecessdary

Nice spelling

CntrlDenied · Post by **CntrlDenied** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:21 pm

Look dude i hate to be the bringer of bad news , but its done. Wesley can Smell a cup and he is going to go on a tear in the last couple of games to make sure he gets one.

I wanted a close series to but i guess no. Colkien isnt even fit to be a backup goalie with the way he played this year

Aeon · Post by **Aeon** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:22 pm

Lager wrote:
Dirty Sanchez wrote:
Aeon wrote:
Dirty Sanchez wrote:
CntrlDenied wrote:this shit was over the second the oilers goalie went down.
nothing is over, moron.
o0o0o0o0o.sd.
completely unnecessdary
Nice spelling

What's wrong with his sdpelling?

Lager · Post by **Lager** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:23 pm

Aeon wrote:
Lager wrote:
Dirty Sanchez wrote:
Aeon wrote:
Dirty Sanchez wrote:
CntrlDenied wrote:this shit was over the second the oilers goalie went down.
nothing is over, moron.
o0o0o0o0o.sd.
completely unnecessdary
Nice spelling
What's wrong with his sdpelling?

lolz

Dirty Sanchez · Post by **Dirty Sanchez** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:23 pm

Lager wrote:
Dirty Sanchez wrote:
Aeon wrote:
Dirty Sanchez wrote:
CntrlDenied wrote:this shit was over the second the oilers goalie went down.
nothing is over, moron.
o0o0o0o0o.sd.
completely unnecessdary
Nice spelling

nice way of being in the loop as well, faggotfuck

Dirty Sanchez · Post by **Dirty Sanchez** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:24 pm

CntrlDenied wrote:Look dude i hate to be the bringer of bad news

im rooting for the canes

Dawdy · Post by **Dawdy** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:26 pm

CntrlDenied wrote:Colkien

you mean markkanen?

Aeon · Post by **Aeon** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:32 pm

Dirty Sanchez wrote:
CntrlDenied wrote:Look dude i hate to be the bringer of bad news
im rooting for the canesd

CntrlDenied · Post by **CntrlDenied** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:33 pm

Aeon wrote:
Dirty Sanchez wrote:
CntrlDenied wrote:Look dude i hate to be the bringer of bad news
im rooting for the canesd

that was directed to the oilers fan not you

Aeon · Post by **Aeon** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:35 pm

CntrlDenied wrote:
Aeon wrote:
Dirty Sanchez wrote:
CntrlDenied wrote:Look dude i hate to be the bringer of bad news
im rooting for the canesd
that was directed to the oilers fan not you

Oilersd, Canesd, they are all the same thing. Let's just hold handsd.

CntrlDenied · Post by **CntrlDenied** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:38 pm

oh boy oh boy a new buddy

Aeon · Post by **Aeon** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:39 pm

CntrlDenied wrote: oh boy oh boy a new buddy

Hey, that's the spirit sd

CntrlDenied · Post by **CntrlDenied** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:50 am

I wonder if Boston is going to have a parade for yet another ex-bruin winning the cup.

who would have thought the fucking Whalers were going to win a cup before the Bruins this decade.