NHL offseason

goshua · Post by **goshua** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:55 pm

ive always wanted to fuck a reporter who looks like a mouse

CP · Post by CP » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:55 pm

And they're not easy to find, are they? And here I am!

goshua · Post by **goshua** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:50 pm

there you are and here i am. what are we going to do about this

CP · Post by CP » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:14 pm

Watch hockey?

goshua · Post by **goshua** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:09 pm

no way! we make are way into your house you make me a pizza and then we have some hardcore ass slapping motherfucker brindown the roof like its your parents fucking so the neighbors can hear sex.

Dawdy · Post by **Dawdy** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:19 pm

i remember when i was a little kid before i became a Leafs fan, i used to like the Oilers because of Gretzky.

got my oldschool Gretzky jersey on and ready to rock

CP · Post by CP » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:35 am

I saw an Edmonton car flag the other day. Bandwagon jumper.

Dawdy · Post by **Dawdy** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:30 pm

Diamond Dee · Post by **Diamond Dee** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:47 pm

Great game so far.

Dawdy · Post by **Dawdy** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:57 pm

Dawdy wrote:

Big Mike · Post by **Big Mike** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:00 pm

Dawdy wrote:
Dawdy wrote:

Dirty Sanchez · Post by **Dirty Sanchez** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:02 pm

goddamn

motleyrob · Post by **motleyrob** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:47 am

I root for the Oilers for my friend Barb that lives in Canada. She sent me the first 2 seasons of Corner Gas on DVD so you know she's cool.

Avulsed · Post by **Avulsed** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:41 am

Glad to see that Cole back in the line up has done nothing so far. No Weight=

lickalotapuss · Post by **lickalotapuss** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:01 am

hey fuckers I got the chance one amazing dude and his wife. If you dont know what I'm talking about I got to meet Nick RE-ED. I've know Nick for the last 6 years. Nick and Kim are amazing people. Nick is amazing aka dad

Dawdy · Post by **Dawdy** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:21 am

lickalotapuss wrote:Go Oilers

Lager · Post by **Lager** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:53 am

lickalotapuss wrote:hey fuckers I got the chance one amazing dude and his wife. If you dont know what I'm talking about I got to meet Nick RE-ED. I've know Nick for the last 6 years. Nick and Kim are amazing people. Nick is amazing aka dad

Ok??

Aeon · Post by **Aeon** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:57 am

lickalotapuss wrote:hey fuckers I got the chance one amazing dude and his wife. If you dont know what I'm talking about I got to meet Nick RE-ED. I've know Nick for the last 6 years. Nick and Kim are amazing people. Nick is amazing aka dad

This is RE-ED.

Hunter/Killer · Post by **Hunter/Killer** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:08 am

motleyrob wrote:I root for the Oilers for my friend Barb that lives in Canada. She sent me the first 2 seasons of Corner Gas on DVD so you know she's cool.

corner gas

richard · Post by **richard** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:39 pm

lickalotapuss wrote:hey fuckers I got the chance one amazing dude and his wife. If you dont know what I'm talking about I got to meet Nick RE-ED. I've know Nick for the last 6 years. Nick and Kim are amazing people. Nick is an amazing aka dad

your right. this does belong in the hockey thread

CP · Post by CP » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:39 am

Wayne wrote:
motleyrob wrote:I root for the Oilers for my friend Barb that lives in Canada. She sent me the first 2 seasons of Corner Gas on DVD so you know she's cool.
corner gas

This game tonight should rule.

axlash · Post by **axlash** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:43 am

this is now 3 consecutive stanley cups to go to a game 7. If we see OT tonight,

CP · Post by CP » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:45 am

It wasn't a great game the other night, but if Carolina doesn't get up for this game, well, there's something wrong with them. I think both teams will come out flying...at least, I would hope so.

axlash · Post by **axlash** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:52 am

I'll tell you one goddamn mother fucking thing...hockey should not be played on june 19th. This season has been a marathon.

CP · Post by CP » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:56 am

Blame the Olympics, I guess. I don't mind, really...I could watch hockey all year round. It's not like I'm doing anything else!

Area53 · Post by **Area53** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:13 am

Hopefully the game ends up going to overtime, and overtime lasts nearly a month, so we have less time to wait until next season.

CP · Post by CP » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:23 am

Now there's a man after my own heart!

FUBAR · Post by **FUBAR** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:25 am

3-2 Carolina

Dirty Sanchez · Post by **Dirty Sanchez** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:39 am

FUBAR wrote:3-2 Carolina

thats the spirit, captain blackout

Hunter/Killer · Post by **Hunter/Killer** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:19 pm

hot chick singing the national anthems. she can't sing but who cares
canes crowd trying to be like the oilers crowd and sing their respected national anthem, couldn't pull it off

axlash · Post by **axlash** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:05 pm

rooting for edmonton, but how the FUCK was that not a goal, let alone a penalty shot? Edm had no posession whatsoever.

Hunter/Killer · Post by **Hunter/Killer** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:09 pm

axlash wrote:rooting for edmonton, but how the FUCK was that not a goal, let alone a penalty shot? Edm had no posession whatsoever.

hope that will be a slight morale downer for the canes

axlash · Post by **axlash** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:10 pm

they're looking good and in control

Score could easily be 3-0 by now.

ImaginaryEntity · Post by **ImaginaryEntity** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:27 pm

Scorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.

Diamond Dee · Post by **Diamond Dee** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:27 pm

Fucking hell.

ImaginaryEntity · Post by **ImaginaryEntity** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:27 pm

Fuck the cup going to Canada!

Dirty Sanchez · Post by **Dirty Sanchez** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:52 pm

Hunter/Killer · Post by **Hunter/Killer** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:59 pm

well considering the oilers barely made it into the playoffs. they had a great run.
i knew they weren't going to win tonight

Dirty Sanchez · Post by **Dirty Sanchez** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:04 pm

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!!

...that was fuckin random

Hunter/Killer · Post by **Hunter/Killer** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:10 pm

just as the canes scored the empty net. my nose started gushing like a fuck. that was fucking random

now it won't stop bleeding