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has anyone actually ever met a christian rocker?

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:32 am
by stoic
who in the fuuuuck ARE these people? I swear. It seems like every guitar forum I click on...there's some fuck going on and about the tone he got at his band's practice for Sunday mass. Or 'this one time, during service...." or who knows what the fuck else. Seriously, harmony central, zzzounds, etc....reviews. it's like a goddamn cult of holy rolling rock ons is invading the internet. These people FRIGH TEN me. I've never met one person in my entire life who is so dedicated to god, that they make/join a band (of any kind...let alone metal or rock) to sing his praise. I don't even hardly know anyone who brings up God.

and yet, these people are really out there. Is this a montana/alabama thing? what states have these people, and what are the recommended thoroughfares I can take to detour them?

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:48 am
by BassPhemy
Rockin' out for Jesus is the only way to rock.

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:23 am
by BabyKiller
Upon this church, I shall build my ROCK!! :aargh:

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:50 am
by Crow
i've never met someone who's music is dedicated to god, allthough i have met max cavalera and he seems to make a lot of references to god and after saying goodbye to him he said god bless.

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:41 am
by Revolver
BabyKiller wrote:Upon this church, I shall build my ROCK!! :aargh:
:lol:

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:45 am
by Aeon
Crow wrote:i've never met someone who's music is dedicated to god, allthough i have met max cavalera and he seems to make a lot of references to god and after saying goodbye to him he said god bless.
No way!

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:42 am
by Pfl?yd
I think you're safe, Stoic. I would think you take the social avenues that these kinds of people avoid like the plague.

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:09 pm
by Grimlock
talkbass.com is FULL of guys like that.
Some are decent to talk to though.

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:41 pm
by PABassPlayer
I saw Stryper in the 80's
"Are you, a soldier under Gods Command"
and that kind of shit.
Very talented, it's been awhile, but I remember the guitarist was amazing.
The most annoying part of the show was the 8000 "happy christians" that had no idea how to rock out. They were there because Stryper happened to be on thier churches "approved concert" list. No, really! A few people I talked to actually told me that.

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:08 pm
by Gnarkiller
I met as I lay dying and they KICK ASS

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:43 pm
by Biohazard
as I lay dying is probalby the best christian music or just metal in general Ive ever heard :tup:

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:56 pm
by Chris
Biohazard wrote:as I lay dying is probalby the best christian music or just metal in general Ive ever heard :tup:
:lll: :lll: :lll:

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:44 pm
by Gnarkiller
yeah... a life once lost was pretty good but norma jean is just gay... Inked blood played that song that goes I, I'M JUST DYING IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT!!!!! IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING I SAID, IM JUST DYING IN YOUR ARMS TONIEEET!!!! :no:

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:01 pm
by Chris
Gnarkiller wrote:yeah... a life once lost was pretty good but norma jean is just gay... Inked blood played that song that goes I, I'M JUST DYING IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT!!!!! IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING I SAID, IM JUST DYING IN YOUR ARMS TONIEEET!!!! :no:

i dont know what that has to do with this thread, but that song rules.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:02 pm
by DBS
i am a christian rocker.

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:24 am
by warhead dime
i rock for the lord, mother fucker

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:41 pm
by Axl Rose
Gnarkiller wrote:yeah... a life once lost was pretty good but norma jean is just gay... Inked blood played that song that goes I, I'M JUST DYING IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT!!!!! IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING I SAID, IM JUST DYING IN YOUR ARMS TONIEEET!!!! :no:
You know that songs lyrics is a Shaksphere reference. It means i just came quick.

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:11 pm
by FatRufusFucksYou
Stay away from church.

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:57 pm
by axlash
there's a lot of them in jersey, but they disguise themselves as emo kids, which gets very misleading.

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:58 pm
by PABassPlayer
axlash wrote:there's a lot of them in jersey, but they disguise themselves as emo kids, which gets very misleading.
Axlash, your from Jersey?
what exit? North or South?

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:36 am
by Axl Rose
PABassPlayer wrote:
axlash wrote:there's a lot of them in jersey, but they disguise themselves as emo kids, which gets very misleading.
Axlash, your from Jersey?
what exit? North or South?
Image

South Jersey!!! :aargh: :aargh:

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:35 pm
by DBS
axlash wrote:there's a lot of them in jersey, but they disguise themselves as emo kids, which gets very misleading.
Image

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:07 pm
by FatRufusFucksYou
Why do I want to brutalize and torture the ginger?! :aargh:

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:22 pm
by axlash
PABassPlayer wrote:
axlash wrote:there's a lot of them in jersey, but they disguise themselves as emo kids, which gets very misleading.
Axlash, your from Jersey?
what exit? North or South?
new brunswick homie, central jersey. I'd say exit 130ish on the parkway.

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:39 pm
by PABassPlayer
axlash wrote:
PABassPlayer wrote:
axlash wrote:there's a lot of them in jersey, but they disguise themselves as emo kids, which gets very misleading.
Axlash, your from Jersey?
what exit? North or South?
new brunswick homie, central jersey. I'd say exit 130ish on the parkway.
No shit, I work right up the road from ya. I knew you weren't from south jersey, you don't have that fucked up Piney mentality. LOL

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:04 pm
by axlash
where do you work ?

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:06 am
by Jeremix
Christian rock is where money is. Im serious, the money is good.

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:24 pm
by Shred-Dimebag
that music isnt bad actually, its funny when they pray in the song for forgiveness lmao

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:23 pm
by Wrona
BassPhemy wrote:Rockin' out for Jesus is the only way to rock.
Theres only one way to rock!

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:12 pm
by Guest
Christian rock is about on par with modern country on the annoying scale for me.