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This girl owns every single one of us, musically...

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even Dimejandro, Scrotal Tug, and Deathsion (sorry guys, you're great, but this chick RULES)

I was constantly :shock: -ing the whole time...

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I want to see a hot chick with big tits ripping it up, not some Asian chick who gets beaten by her father if she doesn't practice 12 hours a day.
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BassPhemy wrote:I want to see a hot chick with big tits ripping it up, not some Asian chick who gets beaten by her father if she doesn't practice 12 hours a day.
that'll never happen, the big tits get in the way of playing the guitar...I'd rather see a hot chick with big tits playing my skin flute than a guitar...
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Don't smash my dreams you dirty bastard.
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haha yeah i saw that some days back and was impressed. There's a lot of psycho asians. I still dont think she owns me though... if she keeps that up for a few years than she might.
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:shock: Fuck
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i wish i kept taking classical guitar lessons :(
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scrotal_tug wrote::shock: Fuck
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That was great, I wonder how many hours she puts in a day?
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well depending on the mood i think sometimes i'd rather listen to some of tug's stuff
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BassPhemy wrote:I want to see a hot chick with big tits ripping it up, not some Asian chick who gets beaten by her father if she doesn't practice 12 hours a day.
ha
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Firestorm wrote:
scrotal_tug wrote::shock: Fuck
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fuck that was boring
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Dimejandro wrote:haha yeah i saw that some days back and was impressed. There's a lot of psycho asians. I still dont think she owns me though... if she keeps that up for a few years than she might.
I want to see a video of ANYONE here who can play an acoustic guitar that cleanly. Jesus.
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I can go through that site and find about 7,000 videos of people doing insane shredding shit, but they still all make me go :zzz: .
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Paganini is very cool! Have any of you jews seen the video of Jason Becker playing the 5th caprice? It was very cool!
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Pflöyd wrote:
Dimejandro wrote:haha yeah i saw that some days back and was impressed. There's a lot of psycho asians. I still dont think she owns me though... if she keeps that up for a few years than she might.
I want to see a video of ANYONE here who can play an acoustic guitar that cleanly. Jesus.
no fucking lie
that was one of the best displays of skill and musicianship i've seen.
and to think it was on a classical guitar with an action that is much higher than my jackson, with no cutaway, thicker neck, etc etc; and i can't even begin to play a lot of the shit she was playing.
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Aeon wrote:Paganini is very cool! Have any of you jews seen the video of Jason Becker playing the 5th caprice? It was very cool!
i just watched that and was more impressed with the chick playing caprice no. 24
not to say jason becker doesn't rule, because he does.
but that chick plays a lot cleaner, on a vastly more difficult guitar to play.
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BassPhemy wrote:Don't smash my dreams you dirty bastard.
but it's what I'm here for! :|):
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false.
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I wish asians would stop being better than me in every outlet of my life.
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AlphaOmegaCFH wrote:I wish everyone would stop being better than me in every outlet of my life.
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Aeon wrote:Paganini is very cool! Have any of you jews seen the video of Jason Becker playing the 5th caprice? It was very cool!
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=tUve ... n%20becker
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Kellan wrote:
Aeon wrote:Paganini is very cool! Have any of you jews seen the video of Jason Becker playing the 5th caprice? It was very cool!
i just watched that and was more impressed with the chick playing caprice no. 24
not to say jason becker doesn't rule, because he does.
but that chick plays a lot cleaner, on a vastly more difficult guitar to play.
bullshit.. i have a recording of becker doing the same song and it sounds alot better.. lemme see if I can upload it.
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BabyKiller wrote:
Kellan wrote:
Aeon wrote:Paganini is very cool! Have any of you jews seen the video of Jason Becker playing the 5th caprice? It was very cool!
i just watched that and was more impressed with the chick playing caprice no. 24
not to say jason becker doesn't rule, because he does.
but that chick plays a lot cleaner, on a vastly more difficult guitar to play.
bullshit.. i have a recording of becker doing the same song and it sounds alot better.. lemme see if I can upload it.
ok, I'm not gonna upload it now but now that I listen to her rendition, it seems like she's copying Becker's variation.. man, hearing this song makes me sad. :(
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BabyKiller wrote:
Kellan wrote:
Aeon wrote:Paganini is very cool! Have any of you jews seen the video of Jason Becker playing the 5th caprice? It was very cool!
i just watched that and was more impressed with the chick playing caprice no. 24
not to say jason becker doesn't rule, because he does.
but that chick plays a lot cleaner, on a vastly more difficult guitar to play.
bullshit.. i have a recording of becker doing the same song and it sounds alot better.. lemme see if I can upload it.
Maybe we should get this girl and Becker together and see who crushes who!

I bet she wins!
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Pflöyd wrote:
BabyKiller wrote:
Kellan wrote:
Aeon wrote:Paganini is very cool! Have any of you jews seen the video of Jason Becker playing the 5th caprice? It was very cool!
i just watched that and was more impressed with the chick playing caprice no. 24
not to say jason becker doesn't rule, because he does.
but that chick plays a lot cleaner, on a vastly more difficult guitar to play.
bullshit.. i have a recording of becker doing the same song and it sounds alot better.. lemme see if I can upload it.
Maybe we should get this girl and Becker together and see who crushes who!

I bet she wins!

very funny...
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Jap girl: *whiddles through some fast arpeggios*
Becker: *gurgles*
Jap girl: *rips through some frenzied harmonics*
Becker: *wheezes*
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Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
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The people who posted comments seem to think she's male.
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God damn, i need to start having guitar lessons.
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