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IMPALED vocalist/bassist Ross Sewage has checked in with the following road report:

“We’ve had a lot of fun, and the fans have seemed to enjoy it… that is until we scooped out their eyeballs with speculum at which point their screams of enjoyment were indistinguishable from their screams of terror. DISGORGE and BLESSING THE HOGS don’t seem to mind the splattered remains, especially since we’ve all enjoyed feasting upon the remains of the dead together. And my Mom came to a show too; she thought it was brilliant and brought along the fava beans…”