yeah..i mean, theres nothing wrong with a few kids playin a shitty punk band. lots of people do it, but to try and claim that youre doing something even remotely experimental is absurd.Pflöyd wrote:Yeah, it seems every fucking band puts "Experimental" in their description as if their idea of original music is dropping a shitty keyboard part into song that sounds like the Special Olympics edition of a Dropkick Murphy's cover band.
my band on the myspace
The smell of mutton and onions no man could ask for more, We were chug-luggin' Dominion when a Mountie walked in the door.
its not just keyboards, theres a lot of shit we use on other songs, these are just the two that came out halfway decent, because anyone whos ever done a live recording knows that there are a lot of variables...
liek ive always said to each his own, but its a lot easier to tell someone they suck versus telling them what they can do better, which is essentially all i was really shooting for...
liek ive always said to each his own, but its a lot easier to tell someone they suck versus telling them what they can do better, which is essentially all i was really shooting for...
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lol dude ur band sucks so im gonna plug mine because were in a PANTERA CHAT!!! u dont plug kiddy be bop music in a PANTERA CHAT hahaha
all of you guys check out our metal band from dallas and just check out the dallas music scene we got som GREAT hard rock/metal comming back up
our band - www.myspace.com/buryingthetrend
if u dont like it ehh thats all good thx for looking if u do kick ass add us and well stay in touch
all of you guys check out our metal band from dallas and just check out the dallas music scene we got som GREAT hard rock/metal comming back up
our band - www.myspace.com/buryingthetrend
if u dont like it ehh thats all good thx for looking if u do kick ass add us and well stay in touch
If I saw you guys live I'd walk up on stage, beat the shit out of each one of you and trash all of your equipment so you could never play your horrible music again.Kyle wrote:one of the easiest things to do is talk shit about someones band on a message board knowing full well if they saw you in person they wouldnt have the grapes to say a goddamn word
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Kyle wrote: liek ive always said to each his own, but its a lot easier to tell someone they suck versus telling them what they can do better, which is essentially all i was really shooting for...
You can do better, alot better
there is a fine line between experimental music and bunch of fucking noise. experimental for you is a fancy way of saying "shitty"
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]
[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]
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That's great that you have fun and all, and I respect that, but why go and try to say that your band is/will be more successful than everyone else's here?Kyle wrote:and we put on a damn good show which is why we get booked for better shit than anything anyone here will ever touch.
My band played in front of 840 people at a legendary theater called The Crest Theater downtown last Saturday, so what?
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yea but kyle's band played in front of 841 in CBGB's downtown last summerwarhead dime wrote:That's great that you have fun and all, and I respect that, but why go and try to say that your band is/will be more successful than everyone else's here?Kyle wrote:and we put on a damn good show which is why we get booked for better shit than anything anyone here will ever touch.
My band played in front of 840 people at a legendary theater called The Crest Theater downtown last Saturday, so what?
[quote="Brandon"] there are weirdos on the net. [/quote]
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I'm being serious, I wasn't lying, if that's what you're implying.Acid Flashbakc wrote:yea but kyle's band played in front of 841 in CBGB's downtown last summerwarhead dime wrote:That's great that you have fun and all, and I respect that, but why go and try to say that your band is/will be more successful than everyone else's here?Kyle wrote:and we put on a damn good show which is why we get booked for better shit than anything anyone here will ever touch.
My band played in front of 840 people at a legendary theater called The Crest Theater downtown last Saturday, so what?
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haha nah i was makin fun of kylewarhead dime wrote:I'm being serious, I wasn't lying, if that's what you're implying.Acid Flashbakc wrote:yea but kyle's band played in front of 841 in CBGB's downtown last summerwarhead dime wrote:That's great that you have fun and all, and I respect that, but why go and try to say that your band is/will be more successful than everyone else's here?Kyle wrote:and we put on a damn good show which is why we get booked for better shit than anything anyone here will ever touch.
My band played in front of 840 people at a legendary theater called The Crest Theater downtown last Saturday, so what?
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thats a start, how can i improvew, i honestly want to be a better guitarist, im really trying to think outside the box with this band...PABassPlayer wrote:Kyle wrote: liek ive always said to each his own, but its a lot easier to tell someone they suck versus telling them what they can do better, which is essentially all i was really shooting for...
You can do better, alot better
there is a fine line between experimental music and bunch of fucking noise. experimental for you is a fancy way of saying "shitty"
AfterTheKyle: because i am a full gascan and youre a retard with a sparkler
thats cool you respect me having fun, i didnt necessarily mean no one here can touch what i or my band does, i meant it more towards 99.9% of the peopel that say i suck will never play the shows i playwarhead dime wrote:Gotcha.
Yeah I had/have nothing against the guy. Whether I like the music or not, it's cool that he's having fun playing it. But when he started acting like his band does things no one else here "can touch", I thought that was a little over the line.
AfterTheKyle: because i am a full gascan and youre a retard with a sparkler
your post count has broken 10k.....Browns Town wrote:Hemmingway didn't have to listen to that shit either.Kyle wrote:"You know what Hemmingway said about critics. Hemmingway said that critics are men who sit and watch a battle from a high place and come down and shoot the survivors."
your life has officially lost meaning to me.
AfterTheKyle: because i am a full gascan and youre a retard with a sparkler
Then why did you reply in the first place?Kyle wrote:your post count has broken 10k.....Browns Town wrote:Hemmingway didn't have to listen to that shit either.Kyle wrote:"You know what Hemmingway said about critics. Hemmingway said that critics are men who sit and watch a battle from a high place and come down and shoot the survivors."
your life has officially lost meaning to me.

I'm sure he's losing sleep over it.Kyle wrote:your post count has broken 10k.....Browns Town wrote:Hemmingway didn't have to listen to that shit either.Kyle wrote:"You know what Hemmingway said about critics. Hemmingway said that critics are men who sit and watch a battle from a high place and come down and shoot the survivors."
your life has officially lost meaning to me.
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you want my serious opinion on improvement, start with timing.Kyle wrote:thats a start, how can i improvew, i honestly want to be a better guitarist, im really trying to think outside the box with this band...PABassPlayer wrote:Kyle wrote: liek ive always said to each his own, but its a lot easier to tell someone they suck versus telling them what they can do better, which is essentially all i was really shooting for...
You can do better, alot better
there is a fine line between experimental music and bunch of fucking noise. experimental for you is a fancy way of saying "shitty"
the timing of your entire band is atrocious. Once you have that squared away, then work on your vocalist, I think the best way to solve his problem would be by replacing him.
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]
[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]
[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
i completely agree, timing is our BIGGEST weakness, it has gotten exponentially better since that show, the vocalist is the guy who assembled us and although hes really good at writing music, i do agree his singing is rough at best, but hes really on it about knowing how to talk to people and get us better billing, and i think i liked this band better when he was playing keyboards and i was doing more of the singing, but we ran into an insanely good keyboardist...PABassPlayer wrote:you want my serious opinion on improvement, start with timing.Kyle wrote:thats a start, how can i improvew, i honestly want to be a better guitarist, im really trying to think outside the box with this band...PABassPlayer wrote:Kyle wrote: liek ive always said to each his own, but its a lot easier to tell someone they suck versus telling them what they can do better, which is essentially all i was really shooting for...
You can do better, alot better
there is a fine line between experimental music and bunch of fucking noise. experimental for you is a fancy way of saying "shitty"
the timing of your entire band is atrocious. Once you have that squared away, then work on your vocalist, I think the best way to solve his problem would be by replacing him.
and i will admit we have been very lucky in that our live show is crazy enough to where people keep coming out and we keep getting booked, i think we are the only band that has incorporated musical chairs into a mosh pit...
i do appreciate the input, which is all i wanted in the first place, i just happen to love being a pbb shitstarter.
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Yours just hit 100, therefore, likewise.Kyle wrote:your post count has broken 10k.....Browns Town wrote:Hemmingway didn't have to listen to that shit either.Kyle wrote:"You know what Hemmingway said about critics. Hemmingway said that critics are men who sit and watch a battle from a high place and come down and shoot the survivors."
your life has officially lost meaning to me.

Don't get bent, dude. The band sounds like shit. I'm just being honest. And I like some punk. Sure, it's probably better then what I could do but that's not saying much. I'm not musically inclined. Neither are you or your buddies. I've realized this. You have not. Furthermore, nobody needs to be in a band or playing gigs at so and so's corner bar, or be a certain age, or have a certain post count to tell when something sounds like shit or not.
You've been around here long enough to know that when you post shit, you're prone to criticism. (I know you have a collective total of more then 100 posts)
A. People will bust your balls, even if it is good.
B. The more you protest, the worse it's gonna get.
C. The right thing to do is tell your bandmates that you quit and find something you are good at.
D. Give them the same advice.
I am a hostile heterosexual male who is very pissed off.
ive been coming here since 10th grade, im aware of the banter, i was having fun, as i am with this band. ive heard better acts, but this shit is fun to me, in my defense that recording is shit, but people have been asking us to put up mp3s. if we didnt have a following id scrap the whole thing, its more of a chore than anything anymore, but people are digging it, and as anyone would do, if people are digging what youre doing, you want to keep them happy.
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If you have the following you say you do, just please admit that you are not a band, and call yourself a "comedy act" or "party co-ordinators".Kyle wrote:its a blast, and moreso than that im learning a lot from this band, if it crashes and burns, i know a lot more than i used to, im a better guitarist than i used to be, and ive been laid a few more times than i had before
I am not gods gift to music, but I practice my craft diligently and try to put out the best product I can.
If you can get a crew of drunk people to yell and scream, drink and spend money at a bar, you will get booked, not because your a good band, but because the owner is happy with the bar take that night.
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]
[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]
[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
dude there is a lot more diligence in this band than youd think, ill admit we have a few...a lot of weak points, but ive been with them for a year and the growth as a band has been humungous, i hope you can understand that shit recording did us little to no justice.
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your band sucks.
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that fat chick with that ugly guitar
and kyle, your band is probably the worst thing i heard in my life... oh, and saying that your band is more succesfull than anyones else is... well... a bald statement...
oh, and hemingway never heard your band so stfu and go take a shit in your mothers mouth please ( do it while shes sleeping ) and then kiss her ( oh, and use toungue too )...




and kyle, your band is probably the worst thing i heard in my life... oh, and saying that your band is more succesfull than anyones else is... well... a bald statement...
oh, and hemingway never heard your band so stfu and go take a shit in your mothers mouth please ( do it while shes sleeping ) and then kiss her ( oh, and use toungue too )...