Panterachat

Posted: **Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:57 pm**

Sky Black wrote:Lipitor is useful to your wife's ability to remain alive.

Clititor is useful to your vagina's ability to remain alive.

Posted: **Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:00 pm**

JesseJames wrote:
Sky Black wrote:Lipitor is useful to your wife's ability to remain alive.
Clititor is useful to my wife's sexual satisfaction, since I cannot provide her with an orgasm via intercourse, which is also why she often participates in threesomes with Ben and Jerry.

Posted: **Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:03 pm**

Sky Black wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
Sky Black wrote:Lipitor is useful to your wife's ability to remain alive.
Rope and shower rods are useful to a dogs breathing dissatisfaction, since I cannot handle the fact the dog will not like me, even with intercourse, which is ironic since I berate people that participate in recreational activities such as fishing.

Posted: **Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:05 pm**

Please, not in the Musicians Corner!

Posted: **Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:14 pm**

JesseJames wrote:
Sky Black wrote:Lipitor is useful to your wife's ability to remain alive.
If Sky once killed a dog in self-defense, well, I guess I can relate, because those three Double Western Bacon Cheeseburgers that attacked my wife's gullet left her no choice but to put them down.

Posted: **Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:31 pm**

Sky Black wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
Sky Black wrote:Lipitor is useful to your wife's ability to remain alive.
If Sky once killed a dog in self-defense.

What part of this says self defense?

Sky Black wrote:My brother's dog attacked me once, and ripped up my legs pretty bad, so I waited until everyone was gone like 2 weeks later and killed it, and buried it in a field. I pretended to help my brother look for him.

And here's the peta doosie

Sky Black wrote:I've never said animals are better than people. But I feel horrible about what I did, and i wish I hadn't have done it.

The dog was really vicious towards me, and one day I had had enough so I tired him out by terrorizing him with a curtain rod until I could wrap a length of speaker wire around his neck and strangled him with it. Then I hid his body in a cabinet in the garage and at 2 in the morning I put him in a garbage bag and buried him in a vacant field by an elementary school playground.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:35 am**

Yeah, it attacked me and I put a stop to it. Self-defense.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:00 am**

JesseJames wrote:
Sky Black wrote:
JesseJames wrote:
Sky Black wrote:Lipitor is useful to your wife's ability to remain alive.
If Sky once killed a dog in self-defense.
What part of this says self defense?
Sky Black wrote:My brother's dog attacked me once, and ripped up my legs pretty bad, so I waited until everyone was gone like 2 weeks later and killed it, and buried it in a field. I pretended to help my brother look for him.
And here's the peta doosie

Sky Black wrote:I've never said animals are better than people. But I feel horrible about what I did, and i wish I hadn't have done it.

The dog was really vicious towards me, and one day I had had enough so I tired him out by terrorizing him with a curtain rod until I could wrap a length of speaker wire around his neck and strangled him with it. Then I hid his body in a cabinet in the garage and at 2 in the morning I put him in a garbage bag and buried him in a vacant field by an elementary school playground.

That's pretty hardcore. Do you work for the ALF?

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:38 am**

Sky Black wrote:Yeah, it attacked me and I put a stop to it. Self-defense.

It's okay, I still love you.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:54 pm**

I just noticed the bold part.. I spent those 2 weeks living in fear of this dog. I told my parents what happened but my brother begged and pleaded and they ended up letting him keep it. I was 12 years old dude, I didn't think I had any other choice.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:53 pm**

Sky Black wrote:I just noticed the bold part.. I spent those 2 weeks living in fear of this dog. I told my parents what happened but my brother begged and pleaded and they ended up letting him keep it. I was 12 years old dude, I didn't think I had any other choice.

Oh, I thought this was something you did recently.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:17 pm**

Sky Black wrote:I just noticed the bold part.. I spent those 2 weeks living in fear of this dog. I told my parents what happened but my brother begged and pleaded and they ended up letting him keep it. I was 12 years old dude, I didn't think I had any other choice.

So then it wasn't self defense, but premeditated murder.
Maybe that dog would have grown up to be the best dog ever, the taco bell dog, star of air bud, something. I guess the world will never know. What we do know is he probably is a master of the "lay down" command now.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:42 pm**

Call it what you want, but it is what it is. I acted to defend myself against what I perceived to be a threat to my safety after having been seriously attacked once already. This dog's behavior became increasingly aggressive, from growling and blocking my path, to darting out and nipping at me, to tearing up my legs and scarring me for life. I felt it was safe to assume it would have only continued to become more aggressive.

JesseJames wrote:What we do know is he probably is a master of the "lay down" command now.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:44 pm**

I still <3 you, even if you are a cold blooded animal killer.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:45 pm**

you two

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:51 pm**

Really what makes me giggle the most is the devestating weapons in her 12 year old arsenal. Speaker wire, and a shower rod.
Couldn't go get one of dad's guns, or better yet let it off the leash and let it get ran over. No, you thought about it for two weeks and the best you got was speaker wires and shower rods.

God, I love you.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:55 pm**

that is awesome! I wouldnt had the balls to do that at 12. but also my parents wouldnt have kept a crazy dog. my dad would have taken it off and dumped it on the railroad somewhere.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:58 pm**

croninburg wrote:Please, not in the Musicians Corner!

oh yeah, no shit JJ. getting pissed at me for posting in here and yet you and carnal are fighting in the precious musician thread. OH GOD NO!

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:00 pm**

texasborn wrote:
croninburg wrote:Please, not in the Musicians Corner!

oh yeah, no shit JJ. getting pissed at me for posting in here and yet you and carnal are fighting in the precious musician thread. OH GOD NO!

Sky and I actually have guitars and other musical equipment.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:01 pm**

I play the skin flute and sing. fuck ya.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:21 pm**

JesseJames wrote:Really what makes me giggle the most is the devestating weapons in her 12 year old arsenal. Speaker wire, and a shower rod.
Couldn't go get one of dad's guns, or better yet let it off the leash and let it get ran over. No, you thought about it for two weeks and the best you got was speaker wires and shower rods.
God, I love you.

Believe me I thought of everything I could. I left the front and back doors open numerous times but it never ran away. My dad would have noticed if I had fired his gun, and the mess...

If I had a car I would have tried to maybe stuff it in a burlap sack or something after I had trapped it in the closet and exhausted it by poking it with the shower curtain rod, and then just drop it off somewhere far away. It was still really ferocious when I let it out enough to get the wire around its neck, so I doubt that would have worked anyway. I thought about calling animal control, but it had a collar, was in the house, and didn't act like this when my parents were home, so I assumed it wouldn't when they came. Also, there was the chance my brother would be home when they arrived and said "no no that's my dog, my sister is a cunt" etc.

texasborn wrote:that is awesome! I wouldnt had the balls to do that at 12. but also my parents wouldnt have kept a crazy dog. my dad would have taken it off and dumped it on the railroad somewhere.

If my dad had seen the wounds when they were fresh he definitely would have, but after it happened my brother tried to blackmail me by threatening to tell on me for various things, because he knew he'd lose the dog if I told.

There were a good 3 hours or so between school and when my parents would get home from work, and despite my brother promising to control the dog from then on, he didn't, and would go play with his friends and often leave me all alone with it. During that time, I was a virtual prisoner in my room. I had to come and go through my bedroom window, dart in and out of the bathroom, etc. A few days later it chased me into my room and just sat outside my door, and that evening I said fuck it and told my parents that it had attacked me, but the wounds looked a lot less serious by then.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:39 pm**

did you try to get the dog on an all vegan diet? The meat may have been making him mad.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:36 pm**

Im guessing sky black is a cat person

Panterachat

Anybody experience with drilling out cracks in cymbals?