Panterachat

BassPhemy wrote:So then at what age did you give your father herpes?

You've got it all wrong, boy. Your sister & mom gave my dad herpes when he made the mistake of making a bitch-kabob out of them after they lured him in with a bottle of absinthe. I was not conceived by traditional means and have thus never contracted nor spread any STDs.

How childish.

You should hook up with these guys, PA. I suppose Pennsylvania isn't completely culturally bereft.

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