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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:32 am
by dead forever
Wow you just killed me man, especially because im from Scotland. Your Welsh right? Just shows you that you truly do get idiots everywhere.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:32 am
by MINI DIME
OH YEAH I DIDNT WANT TO TELL ANYONE BIT UM IM JOEY JORDISON I CAN SEND YOU A AUTOGRAPH PACKAGE IF YOU LIKE OH AND IM ALSO BAM MARGERA

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:33 am
by MINI DIME
SCOTS AND WELSH GET ON BECUSE WE HATE ENGLAND :lol: :lol: :lol:

IT IS TRUE

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:34 am
by dead forever
Stop trying to make friends with me dickhead. Id love to meet you in person to see if you really are this dumb or its just that common internet-stupidity virus alot of people seem to get infected with.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:34 am
by Revolver
MINI DIME wrote:I DONT WANT CREDIT OF YOU WANKERS AAND IF YOUR ENGLISH THEN I HOPE YOU COPE WITH LOSING FOOTBALL AS GOOD AS YOU DO WORK ENGLANS SUCK HA HA HA HA HA
Take your rotten cock out of the sheeps ass and log out. :zzz:

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:37 am
by MINI DIME
NOOO I JUST WIND YOU INTERNET GEEKS UP IT IS FUN

SORRY MAN BUT I DONT FUCK SHEEP SO NO YOU CANT WATCH

OH AND UMMMMM.......LEAST OUR BOYS AND GIRLS CAN KEEP AWAY FROM EACH OTHER TILL THEY ARE 20 ODD IN ENGLAND THET HAVE KIDS WHEN THEY ARE 15 16 AND SPONGE UP ALL THE TAXES

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:39 am
by dead forever
Your right man, you own England, why dont you just go make a speech at your "Assembly" at how great it is. I bet your Head Teacher will fucking love it :lol:

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:42 am
by Revolver
MINI DIME wrote:OH AND UMMMMM.......LEAST OUR BOYS AND GIRLS CAN KEEP AWAY FROM EACH OTHER TILL THEY ARE 20 ODD IN ENGLAND THET HAVE KIDS WHEN THEY ARE 15 16 AND SPONGE UP ALL THE TAXES
:lol: Ok, at least we don't live in hamlets and fuck our cousins. Grow up faggot.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:01 am
by MINI DIME
i am out of scholl.......and rednecks shag and marry thier cousins :lol:

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:11 am
by PABassPlayer
MINI DIME wrote:i am out of scholl.......and rednecks shag and marry thier cousins :lol:
scholl :lol: self owned!

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:14 am
by MINI DIME
sorry that was welsh for university

bore da lager

ou est watw drums

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:23 am
by PABassPlayer
MINI DIME wrote:sorry that was welsh for university

bore da lager

ou est watw drums
speak (type) english or fuck off.
I don't get your insults in foreign languages.
Come to think of it, I don't get them in english either :no:

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:25 am
by MINI DIME
first of all i said hello to lager

the i said where is watw drums

and an insult :fag:

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:29 am
by mo0sE
you need to listen to this man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km35QtdC ... e%20Clinic

other than that you fucking suck at guitar, you suck at life, you suck cock and you suck those tiny nuggets of shit out of heroin addicts arseholes when they cant poop :fu:

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:32 am
by MINI DIME
first of :fu:

and um i do listen to that man his name is dimebag

if you didnt know that



just because you do that doesnt mean you have to blame everyone else for your hobbie good day

les syncrianus ascianus

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:33 am
by mo0sE
MINI DIME wrote:first of :fu:

and um i do listen to that man his name is dimebag

if you didnt know that



just because you do that doesnt mean you have to blame everyone else for your hobbie good day

les syncrianus ascianus
no i mean u need to listen to what hes saying so you can learn to play the fucking songs right you massive fucking cumstain.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:34 am
by MINI DIME
http://www.bumfights.com/

just incase some of you have not seen this

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:34 am
by MINI DIME
mo0se i think the ugly one is you

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:39 am
by PABassPlayer
HOLY DOG SHIT!!!!!!!!
Do you have any sense of timing what so ever.

If you played guitar for a bucket of shit, you wouldn't get a smell!

edit: did you actually think this was supposed to impress us enough
that we would all of a sudden start being nice to you?

2nd edit: What the fuck is wrong with your middle finger?

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:49 am
by mo0sE
MINI DIME wrote:mo0se i think the ugly one is you
considering you cant even play along to a song properly even when guitar isnt plugged in i think you might aswell STFU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlGAtrMgVz8

watch yourself during the solo and just afterwards when you completely fuck it up, its brilliant :lol: :roll:

EDIT : i just noticed your guitar is plugged in but you still fuck it up, can you not hear that what your playing is wrong, walk is like the beginer song for any budding metal head who picks up a guitar and you still ruin it...

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:55 am
by PABassPlayer
this explains alot.

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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:02 am
by Browns Town
Holy Christ. I'm a worse guitar player then most people who have never even held an actual guitar and I'm better then that. MINI DIME just solidified his spot amongst the biggest jokes in this board's history.

:lll: :lll: :lll: :lll:

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:03 am
by Browns Town
EyesIntro (14 hours ago)
wtf are you playing dude, fucking disgrace, you don't get a fun goddamnit.
:lol: :lol: :pimp:

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:23 am
by mo0sE
MINI DIME wrote:well the fact that your all gay

i think we've all been owned fella's.... :roll:

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:24 am
by MINI DIME
cmon on then kirk lets hear you

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:26 am
by mo0sE
MINI DIME wrote:cmon on then kirk lets hear you
yeah hold on a little bit, i'll just go buy a digital camcorder with all my vast fortune i have :roll:

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:33 am
by MINI DIME
do it then

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:38 am
by mo0sE
MINI DIME wrote:do it then
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hS1eXz9-6E4& ... %20pantera :tup:

(i think this is what it sounds like or it might be something like this one below insted)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VSctu3rjLQ .44 seconds in

:tup:

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:40 am
by MINI DIME
cant make sense of what you mean

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:42 am
by mo0sE
MINI DIME wrote:cant make sense of what you mean
i cant make sense of what your playing, now fuck off and give your guitar to someone that knows how to play it

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:50 am
by iron_tusk
is this about guitar players who have good technique but arent virtuosos?

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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:41 am
by M.I.A
I can play better riffs with my ass

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:43 am
by PABassPlayer
M.I.A wrote:I can play better riffs with my ass
I would really like to see that!

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:16 pm
by mo0sE
M.I.A wrote:I can play better riffs with my ass
i actually dont doubt that, a deaf dumb and blind guy whose never heard music before, had his arms amputated in a horrific car crash and had them replaced with carrots could play better than mini dime

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:17 pm
by Muffin
mo0sE wrote:
M.I.A wrote:I can play better riffs with my ass
i actually dont doubt that, a deaf dumb and blind guy whose never heard music before, had his arms amputated in a horrific car crash and had them replaced with carrots could play better than mini dime
I would really like to see that!

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:48 pm
by The Doctor
MINI DIME wrote:i explained ass clowns i wasnt playing the timing just putting the riffs through :lol: :lol: :lol:
Part of playing an instrument is doing so in a proper time signature. If you aren't doing that, you're just fucking up.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:38 pm
by Bigval
:lol: @ the clean part.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:04 pm
by anty
is that an original riff after cowboys?

dude theres a 12 yr old on youtube who can play the riffs flawlessly. where is that video.


how long you been playing dime jnr

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:15 pm
by HoustonKJ
dead forever wrote:
Spoke wrote:
Shred-Dimebag wrote:
dead forever wrote:man there must be more to this , please share it with us.
haha he hasnt caught on yet that were joking :|):
He isn't joking, idiot :roll:
Rex never jokes.
:lol:

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:32 pm
by Revolver
The Doctor wrote:
MINI DIME wrote:i explained ass clowns i wasnt playing the timing just putting the riffs through :lol: :lol: :lol:
Part of playing an instrument is doing so in a proper time signature. If you aren't doing that, you're just fucking up.
Nice AV doc :tup: Sparowes rule