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Do you have a name for your instrument(s)?

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and give the reason why you named it that. My old guitar (Ibanez SA120) was dragonfly, after the character Dragonfly Jones in 'Martin' ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_%28television%29 ) since I was watching an old taped episode earlier in the day before I picked up the guitar. It just stuck.
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No. :lol:
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Top Dollar wrote: My old guitar was dragonfly
:lol: :lol:
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CoercedCoexistence wrote:
Top Dollar wrote: My old guitar was dragonfly
:lol: :lol:
Damn right.
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CoercedCoexistence wrote:
Top Dollar wrote: My old guitar was dragonfly
:lol: :lol:
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Revolver wrote:
CoercedCoexistence wrote:
Top Dollar wrote: My old guitar was dragonfly
:lol: :lol:
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I call all my basses "lumber"
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
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DBS wrote:
Revolver wrote:
CoercedCoexistence wrote:
Top Dollar wrote: My old guitar was dragonfly
:lol: :lol:
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My Warwick was made of "bubinga"
That always reminded me of this Bugs Bunny cartoon.

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''Unga-bunga-bunga-inga-binga-binga-bunga.''
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
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i call my accoustic a six string, and my home made(ahem"custom") electric guitar fire wood.
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:D
My Red 24 fret ibanez I Named "the element"


My Ex Fucked my guitar , she was like...umm noo...thats not true....but one night i saw her riding it man fuckin wondered why my guitar smelled like pussy.
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Dragonfly Jones :lol: :lol:
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no. Im jandro, there isn't a coolah name.
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My old Squier Bullet Strat was called McQueen (Steve McQueen in Bullit)
thats the only axe i have really named
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maybe i should name my guitar Penis or Don Lapre
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i named mine "my bass"
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i sometimes call it my guity
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I call my dimebag darrel tribute dimebag darrell tribute.
I call my dime from hell dime from hell.
My washburn stealth i call washburn stealth :lol:
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I always thought the Washburn Culprit looked like it had a bottle opener in the back. If I had one, I would call it "bottle opener"

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[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
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really? i call it fugly
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Eibon wrote:really? i call it fugly
Exactly, and why I don't and wouldn't own one.
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
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LEATHERFACE wrote:I call my dimebag darrel tribute dimebag darrell tribute.
I call my dime from hell dime from hell.
My washburn stealth i call washburn stealth :lol:
Your attempt at humor falls 3 yards short. 4th down and 3.
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BassPhemy wrote:
LEATHERFACE wrote:I call my dimebag darrel tribute dimebag darrell tribute.
I call my dime from hell dime from hell.
My washburn stealth i call washburn stealth :lol:
Your attempt at humor falls 3 yards short. 4th down and 3.
Meanwhile you have won the superbowl of faggotry.
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JesseJames wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:
LEATHERFACE wrote:I call my dimebag darrel tribute dimebag darrell tribute.
I call my dime from hell dime from hell.
My washburn stealth i call washburn stealth :lol:
Your attempt at humor falls 3 yards short. 4th down and 3.
Meanwhile you have won the superbowl of faggotry.
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I call my Jackson Dx10d "Michaela" hahaha (It´s a swedish girls name)
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PABassPlayer wrote:I always thought the Washburn Culprit looked like it had a bottle opener in the back. If I had one, I would call it "bottle opener"

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found one.

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My ML's name is Allison. :D
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shut up.
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my first guitar, i stripped down and then put it back together with a bunch of different parts, neck, etc. i call it the FRANKENCASTER
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Post by Brandon »

if i had a stratocaster, i would call it a "strat". if i had a telecaster, i would call it a telecaster because "tele" sounds like gay british english. i used to have a bc rich warlock. i referred to it as my "warlock"

edit- whoops, everyone else already made this joke. anyway, this thread is retarded.
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Post by goshuaspenis »

PABassPlayer wrote:I always thought the Washburn Culprit looked like it had a bottle opener in the back. If I had one, I would call it "bottle opener"

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http://www.myspace.com/bottleopener

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Post by CliffandJason-BASS »

i just call mine sally the metal bass.
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CliffandJason-BASS wrote:i just call mine sally the metal bass.
god youre gay.
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CliffandJason-BASS wrote:i just call mine sally the metal bass.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by CliffandJason-BASS »

Gor-Gor wrote:
CliffandJason-BASS wrote:i just call mine sally the metal bass.
god youre gay.
no thanks
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Post by Brandon »

other than lucille, naming guitars= GHEY
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